Blargonaut
Banned
*sunder*
Be nice to the new players, they aren't used to this insanity yet.

Of course, my apologies; I entertain all speculation
*sunder*
Be nice to the new players, they aren't used to this insanity yet.
In light of the recent development folding me into this matter, I dismiss all this as my Lover's inconsequential tomfoolery having publicly raved under the influence of ignorance prior. I'm Bulletproof, but Zubz isn't. And it's not x-shot.
Kitsune said generic, not vanilla.
And why don't we lynch scum instead? I mean, that's the objetive of the game. Or isn't yours?
The only roles that benefit from being lynched are Tanners or Jesters and we usually don't use them. If a role like that is used the mod would have told that the game is bastard. That's why we try to avoid them.
Another option would be Zubz being a scum who can make a double NK when he dies but that's not really a bad outcome as that means we got another scum.
Is this where you tell us giving Fat4All a gun was your breadcrumb?
*holepunch*
Launchpad is right though, GAFIA has the worst cops on the internet, it's true
....
I don't know what to think anymore.
Let's go over Zubz roleclaims, plans and machinations:
Zubz says he has a plan:
He says his plan is still working:
He says his plan will only fail if he is killed:
He says that there is a big risk but a bigger reward, really weird for a Lovers role (going to come back to this post later):
He says he can get information later (being Lovers? HOW?):
He says he will explain if he lived through the nigth (we are still waiting on this):
He says he is worried of scum figuring out:
He says he will obtain info in the future (again; BEING LOVERS WITH BLARG):
He is afraid that scum will kill him before he can make the gambit happen (Do you see a pattern here):
He says that his gambit, the one that will pay off in the future and has big risk but a possible big reward is his PR (which again: IS BEING LOVERS WITH BLARG):
So, Zubz spent a lot of time hinting an informative PR and talking about gambits and ways to obtain info but his claimed role doesn't check out at all with this.
Ask yourself at this stage, who do you trust more, blarg or zubz?
Zubz, and this may be due to my very little experience with them, strikes me as a very clueless townie or a headless chicken. There mistakes, most of them at least, don't give me a gut feeling of scum. They give me that cringey feeling of oh I remember my first games of mafia. Now, if it turns out Zubz has an extensive mafia history then this view is wholly incorrect, but that's how I feel on it.
Blarg, genius mastermind that schemes deviously and messes with my head and feelings. Get rid of him ASAP!
good Cop, bad Cop, eh? Classic, that. It's a good thing you don't have to pick between us then because doing so's a Bad twofer.
kitsune did say generic rather than vanilla but I can't think of another reason to use that word particularly beyond not necessarily knowing that the preferred term here is vanilla. Can you?
why are you still lying about being lovers with zubz?I like the pace of this game. Very relaxing.
So you have an investigative role with a bulletproof?
OK. Congrats on being really overpowered.
They're both scum.
oh, I'm not asking you to trust me. I'm asking you to trust Zubz & Blargonaut, loose canon partners on the case. If Zubz dies Today, I die Tonight. If I die Today, Zubz dies Tonight. You want that, Launch?
Blarg is anti-town no matter what side he's on. He's what they call a wildcard.
And you could've been certain about the latter, Mr. Cop.
Actually, no; Zubz, limit your own candidate pool to within those 4 players for Tonight. Let's do this scientifically, quadrant by quadrant yeah?
Now, Zubz said he looked at Blarg, but...ehh...that sounds like a claim to try to waterproof this thing.
oh, I'm not asking you to trust me. I'm asking you to trust Zubz & Blargonaut, loose canon partners on the case. If Zubz dies Today, I die Tonight. If I die Today, Zubz dies Tonight. You want that, Launch?
Wait. This isn't lovers - Blarg's clearing that up here.
why are you still lying about being lovers with zubz?
I don't even know what game Zubz and Blarg are playing, but I'd lynch either. These actions are just... undesirable.
I wanted to avoid discussion when it wasn't needed.
What discussion isn't needed?
Red-flagging scum is entirely your job as cop. You haven't really given a reason why you wouldn't have checked Fran on N1. You think Fran is scum 100%, if had you checked him and gotten a red flag, we'd be up two scum today.
Why are you holding back on your most likely suspect??
Huh? What if I was yucky? Then you'd be praising Zubz for catching me figuratively red-handed a la hey_monkey dans Pineapple Pizza [Mafia], rather than heaping accolades on him for putting this task force together, yes?
Zubz'll have his chance at franconp Tonight, don't sweat it.
can i have the revolver for a sec?
"Who said I was an arsonist?"
I kinda did. I certainly IMPLIED it.Who said I was an arsonist?
We are only assuming there's an arsonist because one player claimed to be doused.
Now, would somebody lie about being doused? Sure, if they wanted to cause a huge distraction by making people panic about an arsonist.
To be fair, a real doused player also has little reason not to say they were doused. Even a scum player would be very interested in getting it taken care of (whether by firefighter or lynching the arsonist).
Either way, I think we should wait until a second player has claimed to be doused. Talking about an arsonist today is a distraction, whether that's intentional or not.
Also, I'm not an arsonist. So, lynch me for THAT and you've really just added to this supposed arsonist's bodycount.
No. Maybe once Fat gets sick of it, aha
sry.
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You know what exactly what I'm asking him. Stop pretending to be dense. You were barely awake day one and now when Zubz is really on the chopping block you've decided to play?
I'm asking why you - Blarg - over the person Zubz's most confident in being scum. This cop claim is as well thought out as he's other last efforts to save himself.
Night Watch being bulletproof sounds like a required secondary power, so they can survive a Scum attack with info. I thought you said you were experienced?
So much for not being 100%
Blarg, we aren't Lovers. Those were just sweet nothings.
I wanted to avoid discussion when it wasn't needed.
Can do.
Shouldn't we be fireproofing things? Because you're an arsonist?
Zubz, who are you gonna Investigate Tonight? Let's get this clear so we don't accidentally look at the same player. Leave Karkador, franconp, Lone_Prodigy and hey_monkey out of your candidate pool, I'll deal.
Shouldn't Fat has shot you with all your gifs today?
I kinda did. I certainly IMPLIED it.
Well, that works if the arsonist is a 3-shot before igniting. But this is a 20 member game. What if the arsonist is a 2-shot before igniting? That gives us only one shot at lynching the right person before FOOM.
didn't you take it back?oh yeah, can't rely on anyone these Days
An 2-shot arsonist is kind of nonsense, TBH. You could easily never find them in so short a time and just lose a bunch of people N2 in a seemingly random fashion.
You know what exactly what I'm asking him. Stop pretending to be dense. You were barely awake day one and now when Zubz is really on the chopping block you've decided to play?
I'm asking why you - Blarg - over the person Zubz's most confident in being scum. This cop claim is as well thought out as he's other last efforts to save himself.
lynch me for THAT
It would be N3. Ignition and dousing are generally different nights, yes? And it wouldn't be random because the doused are informed. Hard to catch, I'll grant you.
Then we have two shots at lynching them, not one as you suggest.
It also doesn't make much sense to chase that with no leads at the moment, considering the fuckery happening with Zubz and Blarg right now
Vote: Karkador
Your only actions so far have been pushing No Kills, even on Day 2, or trying to go Turbo on me. You clearly want the days to end faster. And I'm willing to believe Isaac on being doused. I don't trust his eagerness to agree with Fran. But I trust that.
I already explained this: Blarg's inability to be read was a discuss point yesterday. Now we shouldn't need it.
*split*
Both of you needs to start talking in the scum chat to make your stories make sense together.
I'm sure Wee is pretty mad at both of you right now.
didn't you take it back?
maybe you're the one you can't rely on
Be honest is this you first game with Blarg?
If we follow your advice of ignoring it until it's urgent,
we will have only one shot at lynching correctly.
I pushed No Kill D1, not today, as you can clearly see I've had my vote on you for some time.
Yet you did vote No Lynch prior to that. On D2.
They know they're tied together, yes, but they dont know each other's alignment.
Now, Zubz said he looked at Blarg, but...ehh...that sounds like a claim to try to waterproof this thing.