Slackbladder
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God, awful, awful, awful. And why is her fridge full of bottles of piss?
Kesha - Crazy Kids ft Will.I am - The Worse Rap Verse Ever
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Matt_
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Chuckie
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I bet you can smell her from a hundred meters away.
Femmeworth
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Will.i.am must do this stuff in his sleep at this point. Assuming they haven't made an A.I. clone of him.
THIS. When she threw off the hood I thought maybe she had given up on "real" singing and had crossed over into making parody works, a la Weird Al.
I mean, she looks awful, even by Kesha standards, and sounds worse. I never got to the Wil.i.am part of the song.
Bomber Bob
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Fernando Fernandez
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Three things are inevitable in life. Death, Taxes and Pitbull remixes.
i_am_ben
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album was worth it for past lives alone
fastford58
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She has the body shape of an 80 year old.
Tricky I Shadow
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So bad it's actually embarrassing. It makes Fergie look good.
Don't you dare. It doesn't get worse than Fergie. DON'T YOU DARE.
Tricky I Shadow
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I hadn't watched that since the game. How are these people famous? That Kesha song in the OP was bad, but this is like the worst performance I've seen by anyone doing anything ever. The fact that Slash didn't push her off the stage says a lot about the man's ability to restrain himself and control his emotions. These people deserve to be punished.
Chuckie
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sales.
I'm buzzin' off these bubbles
I'm sippin' and I guzzle
I'm the new **** that says mazel tov
I bring the trouble
If they don't have no alcohol
Then I'm gonna smuggle
Some Rosé, Chandon, drink 'til I see double
She put boobs in my face and now I'm really seeing doubles
I took her to my place to blast off like the shuttle, wait
Kissing while we talkin'
So I'm speaking with a mumble
*mumbles*
I'm sippin' and I guzzle
I'm the new **** that says mazel tov
I bring the trouble
If they don't have no alcohol
Then I'm gonna smuggle
Some Rosé, Chandon, drink 'til I see double
She put boobs in my face and now I'm really seeing doubles
I took her to my place to blast off like the shuttle, wait
Kissing while we talkin'
So I'm speaking with a mumble
*mumbles*
FonkyByNature
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lol Keisha and William, worst and wackest singers ever ! Seriously i just want to punch william in the face and keisha well, i'd bang her.
The chorus is actually alright. The rest of it however....
Did Will.I.Am (stupid ass name) run out of brainpower halfway through his bit?
Grinchy
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Sounds like most popular rap songs.
magnificent83
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Made my day, I really liked that album
The Interrobanger
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Everything inside me says I should hate Kesha but I've never heard a song of hers that made me want to shoot myself in the head. As far as disposable trashy pop goes I can't think of much better although that's not saying much.
The Technomancer
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To be utterly fair, the line before he mumbles is prefaced by something including the word "mumble" so its probably intentional.
That is outweighed, of course, by the fact that evert single part of that verse is absolutely terribly written. Seriously, "al-co-hol"? And he really does just sound like he doesn't give a fuck.
That is outweighed, of course, by the fact that evert single part of that verse is absolutely terribly written. Seriously, "al-co-hol"? And he really does just sound like he doesn't give a fuck.
Pollux
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haha holy shit
Soulscribe
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Except Lady Gaga's an actual pop artist and not the personification of gonorrhea and glitter.
Dead Prince
Banned
crazy good summer song right here. #2 soon.
Was this photoshopped or does she really have Bobsponge Squarepants' body?
Enter The 36 Chambers
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God she is fucking ugly. I usually disagree with GAF when they call actual attractive women horrible and all that. But there is something about like the shape of her face? She really seems like she was born a man.
All her songs are about the same garbage. Being in the club, drinking blah blah blah.
Im never trying to hear this shit is a club. She's just like all other pop artists these days, devoid of talent and a fucking waste of space.
As for the wack as William? Fuck the dude. He's moved into EDM now and every song he releases is a direct rip off of a lesser know EDM artist. Dude is a hack.
Fuck this song
All her songs are about the same garbage. Being in the club, drinking blah blah blah.
Im never trying to hear this shit is a club. She's just like all other pop artists these days, devoid of talent and a fucking waste of space.
As for the wack as William? Fuck the dude. He's moved into EDM now and every song he releases is a direct rip off of a lesser know EDM artist. Dude is a hack.
Fuck this song
GAF A60-Rim A
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video is subpar but the song is catchy as fuck and the raps are ... kinda Ke$ha and will.i.am's "thang"? i don't see the problem with the song itself unless you hate the dancepop genre indiscriminately.
AgentP
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This. WTF is that "singing", a white girl? Just awful. Kill it with fire.
Zantetsuken
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Horrible verse by will.i.am. Just goes to show you that this music is made more for the actual beat than the lyrics.
Ewww
Ewww
Matt_
World's #1 One Direction Fan: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you~~~
I'm actually quite the Kesha fan and like the original song
I just think that Will.i.am completely ruins the whole song
And to combat some of the unflattering pictures being posted, she looked like this earlier in the year
chris121580
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This is definitely the best version
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