Guuuuuuuys. I know you can't see this post through your tears, but seriously, the controls are obviously an issue for many. Get over it. Anyone who wants to play is just going to adapt.
Did anyone see my suggestion to use a wrap-around comfort stylus? In my mind, that's a viable, relatively comfortable solution. Someone also suggested just usIng your thumb, which also sounds like it might work. I think either way sounds better than trying to hold your 3DS with one hand.
I've been worried about this game ever since the stand announcement, but seriously, it looks too good to pass up, so I'm going to try to find a comfortable control scheme instead of bitching about Jim Sterling.