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[Jim Bowie]

HERE IS KOMPRESSOR

Man, all of the KOMPRESSOR talk in the "FHUTA = power" is reminding me of his awesomeness. Anybody else here dig KOMPRESSOR (besides shoplifter, who rocks)?

 

[schizophrenic]

vitamin song + girl from ipanema cover = musical genius

 

[Gribbix]

Kompressor rocks, yet Kompressor does not dance. How is this so?

 

[Jim Bowie]

Here are pills for rave power
You eat and feel good
Go into the dance club
And go on to the floor
DJ starts the music
Kompressor lock the door
People start to drinking
They go into a trance
Kompressor hate them all
Because Kompressor does not dance

Kompressor does not dance
Kompressor does not dance

You do not use a Macintosh
instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick
Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws
Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream
Because Kompressor does not dance

Kompressor does not dance
Kompressor does not dance

You like to eat the rave drugs
You get more energy
You think it's worth the money
But we do not agree
We make pill of poison
With snuffing stimulants
Kompressor watch you die
Because Kompressor does not dance

Kompressor does not dance
Kompressor does not dance

 

[shoplifter]

IF YOU SEE VAN
DO NOT GET INTO
THE MAN IN THE VAN
WILL TRY TO ABDUCT YOU

YOU WILL BE FAR FROM YOUR MOM AND DAD
AND YOU WILL BE DEAD OR AT LEAST VERY SAD

 

[atomsk]

proud owner of all 4 kompressor cd's here.

though it hasnt been too amusing lately, Kompressor took over a live journal which had some fantastic entries like:

this morning we arrive to work. our office is very clean and neat every day but today. someone who also works at this company has put many things into the office.

we demand to know who does this and one man tells us "april fools". i tell him to remove all these items from the office. he puts a hundred rubber balloons in the office for no reason.

then i tell him "you must clean bathroom now." he starts to tell us that he is landscaper and does not need to clean bathroom. then i tell him "april fools. you do not have to clean bathroom. instead you are fired. leave the building now and your personal items will be shipped to you."

perhaps he does not understand that business needs to be run without idiot balloons or child games. the office is quiet now, i am at the desk, preparing to landscape for another day. the only sound is drum machine which runs all 24 hours in the office, always on, always set to SAMBA pattern.

tonight at dusk we go to the house of this former landscape employee and use bricks to remove his car windows. if we are questioned, we tell the observers, april fools, and leave the area before you are also fooled by this day with our bricks.

thank you
ANDREAS.K.

he also answered alot of the replies to his entries... good stuff...

WE MUST SCREEN POSTS. if not, there are 100 comments, all say "KOMPRESSOR DOES NOT DANCE, CRUSH THINGS"

thank you
ANDREAS.K.

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darkthrone
2004-03-03 19:40 (link)
do you have an AIM screen name?
mine's XDarthxPaulX
Kompressor should IM me.

--paul
xNINJAxMASTERx

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kompressorpower
2004-03-03 20:40 (link)
xnox

xthankxyoux
xANDREASxKx

utopiaballroom
2004-04-21 15:17 (link)
If you can be in Northeastern South Dakota at the end of May, we would LOVE to book you. We can't pay you much (no more than $100), but you've got quite a following up here. There is a suprising number of Kompressor fans for this small chunk of the Midwest.

It would be the highlight of my fucking existence to see you live.

Think you can make it?

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kompressorpower
2004-04-22 06:02 (link)
every day we jump for a chance to play in shit town for no money. this is a very exciting offer, we will be there unless another child offers us a show that is farther away and playing to less people.

if you do not detect sarcasm perhaps your meter is broken. strike it with your hand to make it function. you detect high levels here

thank you
ANDREAS.K.

 

[clipunderground]

Here are pills for rave power
You eat and feel good
Go into the dance club
And go on to the floor
DJ starts the music
Kompressor lock the door
People start to drinking
They go into a trance
Kompressor hate them all
Because Kompressor does not dance

Kompressor does not dance
Kompressor does not dance

You do not use a Macintosh
instead you use a Tandy
Kompressor break your glowstick
Kompressor eat your candy
Kompressor open jaws
Kompressor release ants
Kompressor watch you scream
Because Kompressor does not dance

Kompressor does not dance
Kompressor does not dance

You like to eat the rave drugs
You get more energy
You think it's worth the money
But we do not agree
We make pill of poison
With snuffing stimulants
Kompressor watch you die
Because Kompressor does not dance

Kompressor does not dance
Kompressor does not dance

Damn it!!! Now I need to go listen to these guys....

 

[human5892]

every day we jump for a chance to play in shit town for no money. this is a very exciting offer, we will be there unless another child offers us a show that is farther away and playing to less people.

if you do not detect sarcasm perhaps your meter is broken. strike it with your hand to make it function. you detect high levels here

HAHAHA!!!!

 

[shoplifter]

Seriously, he's about the only thing interesting happening in the industrial genre these days.

He has the entire schtick down, and then plays up all of the tropes to the nth degree.

I actually play stuff like "Vitamins are Good" and "Brush Your Teeth" for my 5 year old nephew.

 

[Eminem]

12 plus 9 is 21, adding up numbers is very fun
7 plus 8 equal 15, adding up numbers is very uplifting

Adding up numbers!
Adding up numbers!

9 plus 0 is equal to 9, even adding nothing is adding just fine
12 plus 10 is 22, carrying the 1 is easy to do
12 plus 9 is 21, adding up numbers is very fun
7 plus 8 equal 15, adding up numbers is very uplifting!

Adding up numbers!
Adding up numbers!!!

2 plus 5 is equal to 7, add 4 more and you get 11
5 and 3 are equal to 8, adding up numbers make you feel great
12 plus 9 is 21, adding up numbers is very fun
7 plus 8 equal 15, adding up numbers is very uplifing!!

Adding up numbers!
Adding up numbers!!
Adding up numbers!!!
Adding up numbers!!!
KOMPRESSOR adding up numbers!




the way he screams ADDING UP NUMBERS is the best part

 

[shoplifter]

BRUSH YOUR TEETH
BEFORE YOU GO TO BED
OR YOU WILL WAKE UP
WITH ROTTEN TEETH IN HEAD

BRUSH YOUR TEETH
BEFORE YOU GO TO SCHOOL
OR ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS
WILL SAY YOU SMELL LIKE STOOL

BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AND BRUSH THEM WELL
OR YOU WILL GET DENTURE
AND OLD PERSON SMELL

BRUSH YOUR TEETH
EACH AND EVERY DAY
YOU SHOULD BRUSH YOUR TEETH
OR THEY WILL ROT AWAY

 

[ThirstyFly]

This thread should have been titled "KOMPRESSOR WANT TO GET WITH YOU".

Has anyone seen his live shows?