Kotaku: I Tried VR Porn, And It Was Weird

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Jackpot

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"Who is this person? You just met her. Why is she right in your face? Please step back please step back please step back she's not stepping back. Why can't you step back?" I could count the moments of eye contact in eternities, it felt so awkward.

I am sometimes scared of people—especially when I can't talk to them. VR porn triggered that reaction hardcore.

Maybe they should have given it to someone who isn't intimidated by human beings.
 

ralexand

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Seems this would be more effective with AR since you can see real people in the room and the porn girls could slink along your real couch and/or climb into your real bed with you.
 

GraveHorizon

poop meter feature creep
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I really want to post a GIF of the kid fuc*ing 50 Cent doggy style, but I don't want to get banned. Can anyone in the know who's seen the video tell me if it's bannable?

As I post this I realize for the first time that everyone is totally cool with a video of what appears to be a 15 year old boy jerking it to video games.

50 Cent: Cum on the Sand.
 

Epcott

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Looking forward to big budget VR films, where you're in the role of camera man (imagine Die Hard, where you follow John McClain through his scenes with a 360 degree field of vision) or interactive ones with procedurally generated narratives.

As for porn, I'll stick to the ole interweb. If I get married next year, I'll surely be caught in the VR gear without enough time to pull it off when she comes in the door...
 

terrisus

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And then she looked me in the eye and leaned in and said, 'I love you, baby.' I was like, 'Wow, that was amazing.' And then I realized I'd only had that experience with a few girlfriends in my life. That's when I realized this shit is crazy. To connect with a human you need so many things, and this achieved it almost immediately. This girl was there with me, and she recognized me, and she appreciated me."

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I signed up to virtualrealporn and download a few of their vids. The "convention day" one with lesbians is real good. VR porn is def gonna ruin some people.
 
I don't think that VR will be a panacea. It may help some people but I have a hard time believing that people with autism could get better with an AI, it's impossible to replicate real humans and reality. I'm talking about present and near future of course.
 
I can't wait for the next great social outrage over this. After my wife saw this she laughed and said [something along the lines of] "Women are going to be pissed off at this"
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
I have zero doubts that Virtual Reality Porn + Binaural Recording will be a complete game changer.

Plus something like that Kickstarter auto-blow device synced to the VR porn, plus they could bring back that computer-controlled, real-time scent device, iSmell.
Binaural is a given. There are even people who have been recording binaural for 2D porn.
 

alatif113

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This motivated me to download some VR porn for my Google Cardboard and all I have to say is...woah! And this is crappy quality VR too. The future ladies and gents.
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
So for the video VR ones, how does it work? You can look around?

You can look around.
They talk about it in that reaction video on YouTube.
The stuff I've seen passthrough clips of seemed to have about 180 degree coverage.
 

ICKE

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The future can't come soon enough.

They just need to combine these important technological advancements with normal gaming. One moment you are beating a bunch of orcs and then a little detour to the Blushing Mermaid.

It would make the earlier moral panics pale in comparison. Regardless how this is all implemented. we will see a lot of backlash from various groups no doubt. Conservative and progressive alike.
 
Sounds awesome but there needs to be something else for stimuli. Something like a Wii vitality sensor for my penis or the Rez vibrator where the game actually controls the stimulation. Having to use my own hand breaks the immersion to much.
 

TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

terrisus

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The future can't come soon enough.

They just need to combine these important technological advancements with normal gaming. One moment you are beating a bunch of orcs and then a little detour to the Blushing Mermaid.

Goonies II remake incoming!

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TAJ

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.
Hopefully everyone remembers to keep them plugged in...

Not plugging in would just mean no sound. What you'll really need to watch out for is passthrough, like sending it to the living room TV.
But yeah, iunderstoodthatreference.
 
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