Been a LOOOONG time since I have had such a stumping up top.
Started out with me being pissed that the WW JG wanted me to leash him. I mean, I get the logic behind a top leash ... it's just super annoying. We're both melee and if I wanna give you a leash and gtfo Imma have to use a skill and maybe risk getting DMG to. But I know I'll poison the likely hood of team work in this game if I tell them to go bot with the 2 people who can help them without getting sat back in lane a bit.
Anyway, I ignored his pings cause I know how Darius players like to sneak outta bushes at level 1 and I wanted to ward the mid top bush before going ... sure enough he wards right after me and we get in a fight that I won cause I had CP ticking. I backed, got there in time to help with the leash and saved my TP. He ... just ran back to tower and popped all his potions cause I guess he didn't want to TP back.
Anyway, I ended up killing him after getting 2 long swords, his JG comes to cover lane and I'm like "Hmmm, I have a TON of minions, a level advantage, 2 long swords AND 1 more charge in my CP ... lets try this". Killed him which gave me his red buff and just as I did Darius TPs in to fight but he didn't have enough to buy anything so I kill him right off.
Top lane ... I normally ban Darius because I don't like dealing with his DoT BS passive but sometimes I leave that door open as bait for cocky players who think they can just ride that axe to a win.