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League of Legends |OT13| Diamond is Unreachable

Ever

Banned
What happened to that cait.

Shoving in and camping bot lane with TP.

- Collapse on Lee invade w/ Zac and Anivia. 1-0.

- Kill Malphite on Zac gank. 2-0

- TP bot when Lee ganks to counter and pick up a double. 4-0 @ 6 minutes.

Game went pretty much how you'd expect from there.
 

Newt

Member
Was some fun in-houses guys, it's nice when people show up :).

Also, undefeated on Draven so far for inhouses this year.
 

Talents

Banned
Nice Cait. Ints and then says the account isn't his.

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zkylon

zkylewd
i think the ideal lizzy buff would be the q ratio buff and some of the mana buffs currently on pbe, maybe

i feel like there's no real reason for her to be mana gated or to have a scaling passive, and better autoattacks isn't really what she needs

She would wreck people in lane, sub 10 minutes. Later in the game her passive takes a sheen like effect.
?????

i liked the article, it's cool

most i can say is i wish u had added the like rioter names of those ppl since it's weird reading about rioters with like normal names (also would've been easier to remember who's who)

also i would've liked more technical details, even if u say go visit that link cos idk i'm a programmer too and that's interesting to me

How to win a ranked game with no boots, lmao.
we got manhandled by no boots anivia top yesterday

it's legit lol
 

zkylon

zkylewd
what i mean is like, that thing is not super accurate, you play win 5/7 games and ur mmr goes up 4 divisions, that's not very trustworthy imo
 
when both the enemy and your team decides is aram time and dont bother destroying towers but killing themselves in such stupid ways for 20 minutes....
 

zkylon

zkylewd
it swings too easy from ur recent games so to me that feels like it's not very reliable. i'm guessing riot's mmr algorithm is probably smarter than that

tho i win like 3 games in a row and i get a bunch of diamond players on the enemy team, and if i lose 3 games i get a ton of gold players so who knows
 

Calvero

Banned
Java coffee is a coffee produced on the island of Java. In the United States, the term "Java" by itself is slang for coffee generally. The Indonesian phrase Kopi Jawa refers not only to the origin of the coffee, but is used to distinguish the strong, black, very sweet coffee, with powdered grains in the drink, from other forms of the drink.
The Dutch began cultivation of coffee trees on Java (part of the Dutch East Indies) in the 17th century and it has been exported globally since. The coffee agricultural systems found on Java have changed considerably over time. A rust plague in the late 1880s killed off much of the plantation stocks in Sukabumi, before spreading to Central Java and parts of East Java. The Dutch responded by replacing the Arabica firstly with Liberica (a tough, but somewhat unpalatable coffee) and later with Robusta. Today Java's old colonial era plantations provide just a fraction of the coffee grown on the island, although it is primarily the higher valued Arabica variety.[1]
Java’s Arabica coffee production is centered on the Ijen Plateau, at the eastern end of Java, at an altitude of more than 1,400 meters. The coffee is primarily grown on large estates that were built by the Dutch in the 18th century. The five largest estates are Blawan (also spelled Belawan or Blauan), Jampit (or Djampit), Pancoer (or Pancur), Kayumas and Tugosari, and they cover more than 4,000 hectares [2]
These estates transport ripe cherries quickly to their mills after harvest. The pulp is then fermented and washed off, using the wet process. This results in coffee with good, heavy body and a sweet overall impression. They are sometimes rustic in their flavor profiles, but display a lasting finish. At their best, they are smooth and supple and sometimes have a subtle herbaceous note in the aftertaste.
This coffee is prized as one component in the traditional "Mocha Java" blend, which pairs coffee from Yemen and Java. Some estates age a portion of their coffee for up to three years. During this time, the coffee is "monsooned", by exposing it to warm, moist air during the rainy season. As they age, the beans turn from green to light brown, and the flavor gains strength while losing acidity. These aged coffees are called Old Government, Old Brown or Old Java.
Java is also a source of kopi luwak, renowned as the most expensive coffee in the world. On Java, this variety is produced by feeding captive palm civets with ripe coffee cherries. The digestive tract of the civet removes the mucilage from the coffee beans.
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Mandoric

Banned
9/6 jg, 9/4 before the final push, control of first 4 drakes
6/6 top, 6/4 before final push, picked a scaler and got "countered" by renekton, most cs on team, 2/10 vayne

seriously what the fuck do i pick to carry when when i go jg every lane loses and when i go lane every other lane loses + other jg controls drake? i don't want to be a dirty yasuo but i can't into riven.

and yes i know no deaths is better but i'm so. fucking. tired. of the bronze standard bullshit where 10/12 teammate jokes to 12/10 enemy "did you notice we had a 1/0/10 (my champ)"
 
When your team started to troll because no tanks, yet our jungle carried the hell out the match

Java coffee is a coffee produced on the island of Java. In the United States, the term "Java" by itself is slang for coffee generally. The Indonesian phrase Kopi Jawa refers not only to the origin of the coffee, but is used to distinguish the strong, black, very sweet coffee, with powdered grains in the drink, from other forms of the drink.
The Dutch began cultivation of coffee trees on Java (part of the Dutch East Indies) in the 17th century and it has been exported globally since. The coffee agricultural systems found on Java have changed considerably over time. A rust plague in the late 1880s killed off much of the plantation stocks in Sukabumi, before spreading to Central Java and parts of East Java. The Dutch responded by replacing the Arabica firstly with Liberica (a tough, but somewhat unpalatable coffee) and later with Robusta. Today Java's old colonial era plantations provide just a fraction of the coffee grown on the island, although it is primarily the higher valued Arabica variety.[1]
Java's Arabica coffee production is centered on the Ijen Plateau, at the eastern end of Java, at an altitude of more than 1,400 meters. The coffee is primarily grown on large estates that were built by the Dutch in the 18th century. The five largest estates are Blawan (also spelled Belawan or Blauan), Jampit (or Djampit), Pancoer (or Pancur), Kayumas and Tugosari, and they cover more than 4,000 hectares [2]
These estates transport ripe cherries quickly to their mills after harvest. The pulp is then fermented and washed off, using the wet process. This results in coffee with good, heavy body and a sweet overall impression. They are sometimes rustic in their flavor profiles, but display a lasting finish. At their best, they are smooth and supple and sometimes have a subtle herbaceous note in the aftertaste.
This coffee is prized as one component in the traditional "Mocha Java" blend, which pairs coffee from Yemen and Java. Some estates age a portion of their coffee for up to three years. During this time, the coffee is "monsooned", by exposing it to warm, moist air during the rainy season. As they age, the beans turn from green to light brown, and the flavor gains strength while losing acidity. These aged coffees are called Old Government, Old Brown or Old Java.
Java is also a source of kopi luwak, renowned as the most expensive coffee in the world. On Java, this variety is produced by feeding captive palm civets with ripe coffee cherries. The digestive tract of the civet removes the mucilage from the coffee beans.

Welp that the weirdest inner joke I dont follow.
 

zkylon

zkylewd
man that lux story was kind of a let down

all she does is hold some dying guy's hand and be all like mopey and DEMACIA. where's the bubbly lux we all know and love?

at least she rides a horse

that's something
 
man that lux story was kind of a let down

all she does is hold some dying guy's hand and be all like mopey and DEMACIA. where's the bubbly lux we all know and love?

at least she rides a horse

that's something

Her second story lux turned into Elsa from Frozen
 

Envelope

sealed with a kiss
twitch is such a fun jungler

and the best part is i know if we're gonna win or not 2 minutes into the game after the lvl 2 cheese gank
 

Ever

Banned
- Kindred (Buttocks to body ratio)

- Illaoi (Size and raw power)

- Ahri (Are tails allowed?)

- Irelia/Katarina (Very athletic)

- Leona (size and power)

- Sejuani (size and power)

- Shyvana (athletic)

- Sona (mega knockers)
 
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