I need to start treating it more as a scientific experiment since it can't just be bad luck with people dying.
Bot lane combined 6 kills, 27 deaths. That's kind of painful, since the other team's ADC starts roaming with crazy items.
But I'll try another game! Bot lane...3 kills, 17 deaths. Okay, ouch.
But wait, one of the enemies thought I was honorable so they added me! We play a blind pick game! I'll practice top, they'll adc. Bot lane...5 kills, 23 deaths.
Well, I guess that'll teach me to play with someone on my friends list who may not be good at adc! I'll try another blind game, this time solo. Bot lane goes only 6 kills, 13 deaths in 23 minutes... But, this time the jungler is also going bot (0 kills, 5 deaths) and giving up things like triple kills to their ADC. Enemy Varus got Infinity Edge in under 12 minutes. I am probably to blame for that game though, since I came bot lane and killed Varus, but gave him shutdown gold for me in the process so he could snowball in lane.
One might call it *puts on sunglasses* an unfortunate series of events. Just seems odd that one particular lane can consistently be so lopsided.