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[taylor910]

You should have said the dog was in your driveway. Would've made it much more believable.

 

[Stairs]

Do I have a case? Is there a payment plan for legal fees, if I go that route?

 

[JGS]

I suspect it's fake except that when I worked claims we had people trying to sue dogs all the time.

The sad part is that a dog getting hit is considered Property Damage and only gets the value of replacing it with like, kind, & quality.

God forbid you have a mutt under that condition.

 

[iNvid02]

stop being so late...

why would you sue him, your the dumbass who was late, used his driveway and ran over his dog

 

[drohne]

maybe he's trolling us by elaborately concocting what appears to be an inept troll post and sitting back and laughing while we all point out that his troll post is a troll post

have you considered that possibility

 

[FunkyPajamas]

maybe he's trolling us by elaborately concocting what appears to be an inept troll post and sitting back and laughing while we all point out that his troll post is a troll post

have you considered that possibility

THE TROLL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.

Alternative: Escher's troll.

 

[Cyan]

maybe he's trolling us by elaborately concocting what appears to be an inept troll post and sitting back and laughing while we all point out that his troll post is a troll post

have you considered that possibility

Whoa... meta-trolling!

It's a whole new level.

 

[HiResDes]

maybe he's trolling us by elaborately concocting what appears to be an inept troll post and sitting back and laughing while we all point out that his troll post is a troll post

have you considered that possibility

 

[Stairs]

His dog was ugly, but it certainly was not a "troll".

 

[Raide]

Whoa... meta-trolling!

It's a whole new level.

Trollception. A Troll within a Troll. 3 Levels.

 

[Amory]

I was :loling by the end. Bravo, op

 

[HiResDes]

Trollception. A Troll within a Troll. 3 Levels.

Where's Mama Robotnik, make it happen

 

[Rapstah]

Reminded me of Frogger.

Here's my take on what happened:

 

[Chavelo]

Trollception. A Troll within a Troll. 3 Levels.

BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Trollception. A Troll within a Troll. 3 Levels.

:lol Trollception. Your post is the crime scene.

 

[Vandiger]

Too fucking obvious when you wrote 2003 Ford Taurus. Try to be a little more subtle OP

 

[LocoMrPollock]

Stupid joke post is stupid.

Hope you get banned.

 

[Borgnine]

Trollception.

Think about it... do you remember clicking this thread?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Could not be more obvious.

 

[Stairs]

Too fucking obvious when you wrote 2003 Ford Taurus. Try to be a little more subtle OP

What? I love my car? I've put at least $1400 dollars in it. And that much, or more, in sentimental value.

 

[MIMIC]

So....ummm.....

 

[DoomGyver]

BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[Mad Max]

I caught myself checking if the OP was docpan after reading through the half the OP. But then I remembered that he is atleast subtle enough to actually fool some posters.

 

[Joates]

So, the story: This morning, I'm leaving my house for work, and I'm running late--which is an all together common occurrence. In order to combat my habitual lateness, I pull into my driveway headlights first whenever I park, and I just back into my neighbor's driveway across the street. That way, I'll be able to pull out of my driveway and be on my way to work at lightning speeds.

This part makes absolutely no sense (along with most of the op).

Why don't you try backing into your own driveway? You know, that way you actually could pull out of your driveway...

 

[Stairs]

This part makes absolutely no sense (along with most of the op).

Why don't you try backing into your own driveway?

Because I suck at it. I once hit my mailbox trying it. It was just easier to back straight into my neighbor's driveway.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

This part makes absolutely no sense (along with most of the op).

Why don't you try backing into your own driveway? You know, that way you actually could pull out of your driveway...

Because he's not a very bright troll.

 

[Bread]

I love my car, I really do. It's a beautiful 2003 Ford Taurus

I knew it was a joke post at this point

 

[dark10x]

Wait, is this still NeoGAF or did I click on an impostor site?

I knew it was a joke post at this point

Ha ha, yeah, that's really the best part.

 

[HeySeuss]

The funniest part was putting 2003 Ford Taurus in the same sentence as the term "pussy magnet".

For that to be true, he should have ran over a cat in the story.

 

[BlazeDSM]

The funniest part was putting 2003 Ford Taurus in the same sentence as the term "pussy magnet".

For that to be true, he should have ran over a cat in the story.

I said the same thing

 

[Tapiozona]

Looks like someone read the epic trolls thread and was inspired. Too bad he didn't read it thoroughly and see that the mods in it said they banned people who created them.

You post isn't even believable. People who respond with real answers are as stupid as the OP. Actually worse.

 

[PumpkinPie]

So you ran over his dog, in his driveway, and want him to pay for it? GTFO!

.

 

[lunarworks]

I knew it was a joke post at this point

It was still up in there air for me. Some people have odd fetishes over certain years' models of cars.

 

[Joates]

Because I suck at it. I once hit my mailbox trying it. It was just easier to back straight into my neighbor's driveway.

So why don't you just sue him for a parking spot in his driveway?

 

[Stairs]

So why don't you just sue him for a parking spot in his driveway?

Because it is his property....

 

[superbank]

Good idea but your execution stinks. Too obvious.

 

[Dali]

I knew it was a joke post at this point

Lol, I was going to say the same thing. Bubble Taurus gave you away, dude. May as well have said it was an Aztek for all the subtlety you used.

 

[José Mourinho]

Poor effort. Wasn't even funny or even close to believable. His follow up posts are even poorer.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Triple U account suicide: Unfunny, Uninspired, Unreadable.

Anyone who makes even half an attempt to make a serious reply should be mocked relentlessly for being gullible troll targets.

 

[jjasper]

This is easily the worst fake post ever.

 

[HiResDes]

I don't know I got some entertainment out of this thread definitely, and for that reason I say no harm no foul

 

[Fuzzery]

Too obvious. You need to learn from docpan or nintendosbooger. Man, I miss reading those threads

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Are you for real?
:|

 

[Des0lar]

Too obvious. You need to learn from docpan or nintendosbooger. Man, I miss reading those threads

He's the man!

 

[Tashi]

He's not even fighting the claims that it's a joke post. It's a joke post.

 

[Clott]

I hope he fry's your balls, and then feeds them to you.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

omg what is this :lol :lol

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

0/5. Terrible troll thread.

 

[Articate]

Either you're a horrible person or a horrible joke-poster. No, scrap that. You're stupid either way. Go away.

 

[Lebron]