Zeroing
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we seem to be a small group. If all of you can deal with my stupid jokes and my gifs for 3 months I will invite you all to Madeira island.
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Zeroing
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Oh man no, that was not your fault. You need to stop living in fear.
If it makes you feel any better, recently my ex, tried to emotionally blackmail me into to forging covid documents so he could travel. I blocked the bitch. Some people will use you, but not everyone. You just have to look at their behavior and patterns.
HUG !!!!!!
Never been to Portugal, wouldn’t mind checking it out someday. We’ll see! Have a lot of major career stuff happening over the next 9 months so I won’t be doing anything involving travel until after that, but who knows what’ll happen. I need to visit Europe again, it’s been a very long time…
tommib
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We're both from Portugal? Interesting...
Zeroing
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Oh no I don’t like scar tissue.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
I don't have any. Depends how good the cutter is.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
Just came back in to say that the thread title makes me think of "release the kraken," and it brings to mind some honestly hilarious visuals.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
That's part of the problem not the solution.
Zeroing
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the problem is how people use it, the smartphone is just a tool!
LegendOfKage
Member
If we're talking about the same thread, I was the one who suggested you make that thread. Why was it closed? Were some of the images too sexualized? Being someone who prefers my sexy people to be of the lady variety, I really didn't view much of the end result.
Zeroing
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Comparing it with the butt thread, the one I made it was not sexualized. it was just pics of men. Some even said it was classy and I had 3 people private messaging me on the fact they got unhappy with the thread being evaporated.
belmarduk
Member
Portugal was a wonderful place to visit. The food is generally healthy, delicious and cheap.. some of the best I've had in Europe. History is everywhere and there are some spectacular towns like Sintra and Evora have spectacular castles everywhere and history from the Roman and Moorish times. Lisbon is a great walkable city without the huge crowds you might find in other European capitals. If you get the chance, you should go.. I'd recommend it to anyone!
How much did that trip cost? Need to start planning for a Euro tour probably starting at Portugal and ending probably in the Benelux.
tommib
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tommib
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belmarduk
Member
The plane tickets were probably a lot less than they are now... but I suppose that's to anywhere.
Got a great airbnb apartment in central Lisbon for 60 Euros a night. If you want to venture out, there are trains that easy to take to pretty much anywhere in the county and you can do that for about 15 Euros roundtrip. Restaurants are almost universally spectacular there (some of the best seafood I've had anywhere!) and are usually pretty affordable as well.. High end is maybe 20 euros per meal but there are cafes literally everywhere and cost much less than that.
dr_octagon
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Is this where they bake the cakes?
Zeroing
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Once you gone Portugal there’s no turning back!
Specially to my island! Yes it is mine ( thrust me ) it is called the pearl of the Atlantic for a reason… unlike Canary Islands who are called the devils butthole!
There’s some feud between us lol
The honey cakes? Yes!
There’s even better things to taste here
Zeroing
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I would skip UK and focus on the Netherlands! They have wild sex parties!!!
haxan7
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SameMost gays actually annoy me
tommib
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WHAT!
I lived 4 years in London and haven’t seen anything like the sex clubs and 24/7 drug fuelled orgies like they have there. Amsterdam is a PG-13 theme park compared to London.
West Texas CEO
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Zeroing
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Depends where you look! Trust me they are wild, Brit’s are just tacky! And I live in London too and in the Netherlands!
Zeroing
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Off the grid gay here. I'm not into the community at all. I use the dating apps, but that's it. Most gays actually annoy me
Sometimes I annoy myself, so I can relate to that.
Okay, gotta ask, what shenanigans are happening at these parties.
haxan7
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I’m gonna assume it involves weiners and butts
Zeroing
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You really do not wanna know, even I think "my people are going crazy" but then again those are the most extreme stuff.
The less shocking thing was, I did got once invited to an auction where people try to sell their unexperienced anal cavity to gentle tops. I did not go, I am trying to save myself for marriage.
you are so innocent
tommib
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Zeroing
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I always though I had a twin brother that was lost... or maybe I've watched too many Mexican telenovelas...I find it hilarious that you’ve lived where I’ve lived. Are we the same person?
How can we test we are the same person?
Robot Carnival
Member
good for all you guys and gals. at the very least, I feel folks on that side of the fence usually are getting some (the quality might not be consistent, but it's better than nothing I guess), which is much more than I can say about mine.
personally I'm in the Bill Engvall camp. "if it's not for the sex, I could be gay. then you're just hanging out with your buddy."
personally I'm in the Bill Engvall camp. "if it's not for the sex, I could be gay. then you're just hanging out with your buddy."
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tommib
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Top or bottom?
Zeroing
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p_xavier
Authorized Fister
There's nothing sexier than a bloke's scally accent. I can't stand talking to French people for that reason, their accent sounds precious and weak. Canadian French is much more masculine.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
That is indeed a surprise.Omg we don’t ask that before a first date
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Zeroing
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Super macho guys are good to look to, not so good for sex and definitely a waste of time to date! That was my experience’s. I guess people have different tastes!
I used to get a lot of attention from toxic tops so I started making jokes like “yass queen” etc was fun! Still doing it here because I think it became my internet persona!
Zeroing
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Pics from what? Or whom?
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Hi guuurl!Off the grid gay here. I'm not into the community at all. I use the dating apps, but that's it. Most gays actually annoy me
Post Scrotum: I'm an androphile
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
My type of guys are Joe Rogan-like. Rugged, bald, straight nose. Anyways I'm semi retired and dying, no need to fantasize.
Zeroing
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p_xavier
Authorized Fister
More like this.
Kinda like this ? yeah I am not your type.
Zeroing
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More like this.
tommib
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We’re twins.Omg we don’t ask that before a first date
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tommib
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This the total opposite of what turns me on. He’s at least 6 times larger than my acceptable metrics. I like skinny motherfuckers.More like this.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
I prefer comfort over style. My recent ex was 6'5 and 275lbs. I'm a 6' and 165lbs fit guy.
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