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tommib
Banned
Fuck, man. I’ve got penicillin shots for syphilis twice in my life. They hurt like a bitch. I basically got every STD on the market in London but was lucky enough to keep HIV free. Prep came to help as well. I left London also because of the sexy parties and STDs. I was too weak to stay in that city.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
I got everything. I usually do such trip where I party for a month and then gets antibiotics after.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Zeroing
Banned
But who’s the more handsome one?
Zeroing
Banned
Both of you need Jesus on your life! Or a boyfriend who is a doctor.
Gurls you both like danger
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Danger of what?
Zeroing
Banned
To be too sickening!!! Yasss snap fingers
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
I try to live life as the fullest as possible and I still find that I have too much time on my hands. My organs are failing, my heart is racing through the roof and I have a start of bone marrow cancer so I don't have the opportunity to wait and settle (which wouldn't happen anyways since I click with someone once in a decade).
Zeroing
Banned
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Also my ex sings me this song everytime he sees me. (but it's HIV not full blown AIDS).Oh you didn’t understood my joke and I didn’t now knew all that.
Fuck!
RoadHazard
Gold Member
Hi gays. I'm not gay myself, but I fully support your gayness and wish you a pleasant GAF stay.
haxan7
Banned
I tried to coin the term "HIV-possible" as a play on "HIV positive" to my gay friend on the internet but he didn't even get the joke after I explained it twice.
anthony2690
Member
Yes.
My ex from many years back stood at 6’9”, tallest man I ever met. I‘m 5’11” so I looked like a young teenager standing next to him. His hands were as long as my feet, and I wear size 11.
Damn dude, glad you’re living it up then. STDs ain’t shit compared to that.
Zeroing
Banned
buddy i know words are kinda meaningless but live live to the fullest, also you deserve to be love and to be loved! Everyone does! Let go of your fears from the past and just be happy! Also yeah I am talking about how you are afraid to have friendships! Now I know you’re there thinking “yeah it is easy to talk” well I know it is but sometimes you need people to tell you the same thing until you say “f. Ok I’ll try”
Hug!!!!!
Ps. I know, how weird, a top who can express feelings!
someone once told me I’m a giving top! I’m afraid to even Google that !
Zeroing
Banned
anthony2690
Member
I'm honestly surprised Bryank75 is so highly regarded, I could never tell if he was trolling or serious hahaBo_Hazem and I get along really well already but Bryank is irreplaceable. I’m no match for what was a god among men.
He had some amusing posts for sure
tommib
Banned
Dis u?
Zeroing
Banned
If you are going to have a hard on and invite me for a nice dinner than yes it moi!
tommib
Banned
Let God bless your parents because you bring happiness and joy to the people of this earth.
I’m on a happy relationship. I’ll still cook for you.
Zeroing
Banned
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Handsome fellow. You must be quite popular.
Zeroing
Banned
Thanks
maybe I am depending on what is your idea of being popular, I still think it’s due to my awesome sense of humor.
tommib
Banned
Sure, Jan.Thanks
Zeroing
Banned
ok I confess, yes!
Majmun
Member
More like this.
hot
dr_octagon
Banned
Zeroing
Banned
Well done, Mr. Bond. You managed to uncover my true identity.Nice try Mr Safin.
Now I have to torture you... by slowly taking off your clothes.
dr_octagon
Banned
They're two different films.
Zeroing
Banned
I am glad you did so.
By active you mean me replying to everything, cos I'm a thirsty ho.
Zeroing
Banned
They're two different films.
Rest
All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
Shitheads are real and getting more and more bold.
Make sure you know how to give basic medical aid in the case that you or someone that you care about is injured:
Make sure you know how to give basic medical aid in the case that you or someone that you care about is injured:
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p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Not victim shaming but who wouldn't want to punch that guy with that ridiculous haircut. There are LGBTBBQ threads, lets keep this one gay.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
I never got why I'm hairless. Arms chest never got any.
Journeywalker
Member
It’s a blessing and a curse. I guess the grass is always greener on the other side.
Zeroing
Banned
I am hairy, even on my butt. Although comparing to other Portuguese men I am actually hairless ahah.
It is, there was times where I wish I was hairless. Nowadays I just trim and don't care. Although being hairy is in!
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
I have less hairs than a 70s female pornstar.
Zeroing
Banned
You are lucky, cum on all of your hairy chest, sometimes it is a mess to clean it out.
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
That's another reason you need to swallow,
Zeroing
Banned
Told this, I only swallow when I am in love ahaha.
Zeroing
Banned
I hope you are not having side effects
p_xavier
Authorized Fister
Just some aggro feeling and a squarer jaw.I hope you are not having side effects
Journeywalker
Member
How often do you have to take shots for the HGH? When I was taking it in high school for delayed puberty, it was once per day.
Zeroing
Banned
From what I've read it is normal.