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[Phonomezer]

brb taking up pottery

 

[Cosmic Bus]

I've been friendzoned tons of times, but never had to do it to anyone else since, y'know, no one has ever come on to me.

http://www.fastcompany.com/1359140/horny-teen-you-puma-index

 

[Ahasverus]

I love friendzoning. I've friendzoned all of my exes. In fact whenever I broke up with a bf I can call a friendzoned crush to have some fun, now without the pressure. It's an art, really. And GAF helped me on that

 

[Trigger]

http://www.fastcompany.com/1359140/horny-teen-you-puma-index

This is a great idea, lol.

 

[Amibguous Cad]

Nightline is going to have an interview with Robbie Rodgers tonight, a 25-year old former US National Team soccer player who retired after coming out of the closet. I'm really looking forward to it.

 

[Mystic Theurge]

Speaking of gay athletes, there have been some stirrings about a gay NFL player coming out.

It would be interesting to see if he does.

 

[MyAbsolution]

Please be Taylor Hall.

 

[neojubei]

Speaking of gay athletes, there have been some stirrings about a gay NFL player coming out.

It would be interesting to see if he does.

wow that would be big.

 

[Delio]

I don't meet gay people so I don't have to friendzone anyone.

All my gayfriends that i did have some attraction to friendzoned me pretty fast. I don't mind to much there is always flirting here and there but it's pretty clear nothing would happen.

 

[neojubei]

All my gayfriends that i did have some attraction to friendzoned me pretty fast. I don't mind to much there is always flirting here and there but it's pretty clear nothing would happen.

Sort of know what you mean. Have you ever had to friendzone a guy before?

 

[Delio]

Sort of know what you mean. Have you ever had to friendzone a guy before?

Hmm actually yes once. A guy who keeps going to vegas to hook up with an ex yet still keeps coming for me. He's nice but I rather not be between that.

 

[neojubei]

Hmm actually yes once. A guy who keeps going to vegas to hook up with an ex yet still keeps coming for me. He's nice but I rather not be between that.

Yeah I can see how that can get ugly and complicated.

Saw this and thought Delio would like it.

http://i.imgur.com/uOCQZQJ.jpg

 

[Dead Prince]

Nightline is going to have an interview with Robbie Rodgers tonight, a 25-year old former US National Team soccer player who retired after coming out of the closet. I'm really looking forward to it.

RIP Cad

 

[TheSeks]

DAT NSFW ASS.


Also someone explain what SAP means to me, please.

 

[Dead Prince]

DAT NSFW ASS.


Also someone explain what SAP means to me, please.

Tree sap?

 

[Dany]

...wheres the ass? Cuz I don't see it.

 

[TheSeks]

...wheres the ass? Cuz I don't see it.

In the center between his legs. But I see no lies.

Tree sap?

No, as in a person. A term I've never seen before.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Also someone explain what SAP means to me, please.

Either

Sad And Pathetic or Seriously Attractive Person

 

[TheSeks]

That doesn't make sense with the comment of "a 27 year old fiance that is a SAP when it comes to conversations"?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

That doesn't make sense with the comment of "a 27 year old fiance that is a SAP when it comes to conversations"?

In that case, I have no idea either.

 

[chronos4590]

...wheres the ass? Cuz I don't see it.

This is gaygaf here, I don't expect any less

Spoiler

minus the lack of ass in that pic

 

[Dany]

Here is a butt worth raving about.

 

[neojubei]

Looks ok but Delio and I love our twinks.

Spoiler

Dinnertime

 

[MyAbsolution]

...wheres the ass? Cuz I don't see it.

Its wonderful.

Just the right amount of ass.

Spoiler

Saved that shit

 

[TheSeks]

In that case, I have no idea either.

Yeah, it's really weird. I'm like "huh?" Because Sad and Pathetic seems weird when they're all "OH I LOVE HIM! BUT HIS SOCIAL SKILLS SUCK!" And it's like ":/"

Also ya'll are missing the point: Underwear nearly off showing bare ass (no matter how much you want to debate the ass) is NSFW. Should come with NSFW warnings or NSFW should be in the thread title as a rule.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

That doesn't make sense with the comment of "a 27 year old fiance that is a SAP when it comes to conversations"?

The sensible answer would be socially avoidant personality, but given that this is the internet, they probably meant socially awkward penguin because, hey, people actually use these stupid memes in conversation now.

 

[daripad]

I've been friendzoned tons of times, but never had to do it to anyone else since, y'know, no one has ever come on to me.

Is people around you blind or something? Why on earth would they friendzone you?

I am not very attractive and people don't know I'm gay so I don't have to friendzone anyone.

Fixed for my case.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Is people around you blind or something? Why on earth would they friendzone you?

Ehh, I'm desirable as a friend, not as a hookup/boyfriend/partner.

 

[TheSeks]

The sensible answer would be socially avoidant personality, but given that this is the internet, they probably meant socially awkward penguin because, hey, people actually use these stupid memes in conversation now.

That makes more sense, but wikipedia lists that more as "AvPD" than "SAP."

But whatever, reading up on that now. Thanks.

 

[daripad]

Ehh, I'm desirable as a friend, not as a hookup/boyfriend/partner.

That's fucked up. Maybe people don't consider you a truly mature person?

 

[ShadyLurker]

That's fucked up. Maybe people don't consider you a truly mature person?

Maybe he's too attractive and people assume he's out of their league?

 

[daripad]

Maybe he's too attractive and people assume he's out of their league?

I've seen some photos of him and he is very attractive. And doesn't look his age, seems way younger.

 

[TheSeks]

Maybe he's too attractive and people assume he's out of their league?

He's too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for his shirt. So sexy it hurts... From Milan, New York to Japannnnn?

 

[ShadyLurker]

I've seen some photos of him and he is very attractive. And doesn't look his age, seems way younger.

So have I, I was just giving a more positive possibility. I'm more of a glass half-full kind of guy I guess

 

[neojubei]

Fixed for my case.

Same for me. Then again I don't give guys time to friendzone me

If the guy is too attractive I stay away. If the guy isn't attractive I still stay away. I've only have one gay friend who I rarely see. We sometimes talk on Facebook that's about it

 

[Cosmic Bus]

That's fucked up. Maybe people don't consider you a truly mature person?

Because of my size, I honestly believe people have trouble treating me as a respectable adult.

I barely see myself as mature, though. Almost 35 and I'm just now finishing college, have virtually no money, no dating or relationship experience, will likely never own a house or even be able to retire, etc.

 

[neojubei]

Because of my size, I honestly believe people have trouble treating me as a respectable adult.

I barely see myself as mature, though. Almost 35 and I'm just now finishing college, have virtually no money, no dating or relationship experience, will likely never own a house or even be able to retire, etc.

Damn you sound like me.

 

[daripad]

Because of my size, I honestly believe people have trouble treating me as a respectable adult.

I barely see myself as mature, though. Almost 35 and I'm just now finishing college, have virtually no money, no dating or relationship experience, will likely never own a house or even be able to retire, etc.

I'm very sorry that you have to go through that. Have you found a job yet?

 

[Ahasverus]

Hey guys! I just wanted to say thank you for all the advise and laughs you've given to me all these months, you are undoubtely the best s*** on gaf :3 I love you

Here's a photo of me and my bf like 6 months ago I wanted to post it on the "post your girlfriend/boyfriend" thread but I have to be honest I still don't have the guts for doing so u.u

Me's on the left of course.

 

[MyAbsolution]

Because of my size, I honestly believe people have trouble treating me as a respectable adult.

I barely see myself as mature, though. Almost 35 and I'm just now finishing college, have virtually no money, no dating or relationship experience, will likely never own a house or even be able to retire, etc.

Fuck

Best bet is marrying someone rich. Or moving to an area where you can buy a home for the price of a VCR :/

 

[neojubei]

I hate to suggest this Cosmic but if you are looking for a job fast try a call center but don't stay for long. Save money then quit

Or move to Thailand and teach English.

Hey guys! I just wanted to say thank you for all the advise and laughs you've given to me all these months, you are undoubtely the best s*** on gaf :3 I love you

Here's a photo of me and my bf like 6 months ago I wanted to post it on the "post your girlfriend/boyfriend" thread but I have to be honest I still don't have the guts for doing so u.u



Me's on the left of course.

Congrats. You guys look like a cute couple.

 

[MyAbsolution]

Hey guys! I just wanted to say thank you for all the advise and laughs you've given to me all these months, you are undoubtely the best s*** on gaf :3 I love you

Here's a photo of me and my bf like 6 months ago I wanted to post it on the "post your girlfriend/boyfriend" thread but I have to be honest I still don't have the guts for doing so u.u

Me's on the left of course.

DO IT! DO IT!

Very cute pic

 

[daripad]

Hey guys! I just wanted to say thank you for all the advise and laughs you've given to me all these months, you are undoubtely the best s*** on gaf :3 I love you

Here's a photo of me and my bf like 6 months ago I wanted to post it on the "post your girlfriend/boyfriend" thread but I have to be honest I still don't have the guts for doing so u.u



Me's on the left of course.

Do it immediately! And you look like brothers (and a bit angry)

 

[Henchmen21]

Because of my size, I honestly believe people have trouble treating me as a respectable adult.

I barely see myself as mature, though. Almost 35 and I'm just now finishing college, have virtually no money, no dating or relationship experience, will likely never own a house or even be able to retire, etc.

While I'm not small, I'm right there with you


Except without the college.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

I'm very sorry that you have to go through that. Have you found a job yet?

I hate to suggest this Cosmic but if you are looking for a job fast try a call center but don't stay for long. Save money then quit

I've got a couple of interviews this week. It isn't necessarily finding a job in my field that's the hard part, it's finding one that I can actually stay at, get a decent wage, and maybe even insurance sometime down the road. No one ever got rich working as a baker.

 

[Henchmen21]

I've got a couple of interviews this week. It isn't necessarily finding a job in my field that's the hard part, it's finding one that I can actually stay at, get a decent wage, and maybe even insurance sometime down the road. No one ever got rich working as a baker.

Sure they have.

Martha Stewart. Emirelle Legace (or however you spell his name).

 

[daripad]

Guys, stop talking about sad and depressing topics and let's talk about something random. Do you watch porn? I actually like to just see seminude or sometimes nude pics but not actually porn videos. I am afraid of them and I don't know why.

 

[neojubei]

Guys, stop talking about sad and depressing topics and let's talk about something random. Do you watch porn? I actually like to just see seminude or sometimes nude pics but not actually porn videos. I am afraid of them and I don't know why.

My hard drives are filled with porn. Depressing isn't it? Sucks that's the only action I can get on a Friday night.

 

[TheSeks]

Do you watch porn?

Does the Pope shit in the woods? Is a bear Catholic?

I actually like to just see seminude or sometimes nude pics but not actually porn videos. I am afraid of them and I don't know why.

I'm all over the naked male body.

 

[lunch]

Guys, stop talking about sad and depressing topics and let's talk about something random. Do you watch porn? I actually like to just see seminude or sometimes nude pics but not actually porn videos. I am afraid of them and I don't know why.

What do you mean by afraid?