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[alvmew]

Am I terrible if the only Paper Mario I've ever played was Sticker Star? ._.

Last night was the first night I went home with a guy I just met. Was an interesting experience for sure, I feel like a whore.

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I (kinda) had sex for the first time. It was so awkward, he didn't have lube and I couldn't get it in all the way, but I came so whatever. Also, apparently some guys don't like giving blowjobs or something? that's awful

That is awful.

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Granted I prefer to give rather than receive so I've had encounters where I don't get blown, but never had anyone outright say they didn't want to. o.o

The

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married

guy I was with this weekend was like that -_- at some point I was expecting even a "no kiss" policy.

No kissing is the absolute worst. First time was like that. Never again.

 

[Grakl]

Wait I need to change my statement. I almost always

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love sucking dick

. But this one time I was on a third date with a guy who didn't clean under his foreskin properly... :| so that particular time I didn't enjoy it LOL

I.. Didn't call him back after. And I used about half a tube of toothpaste when I got home x_X

lol, I dunno why you spoiler "sucking dick" but talking about uncleaned uncut penis is fine

 

[BlueBadger]

YUCK. Your poor mouth. >_<

I know ;_______; LOL

Never! Seven stars is another boring JRPG with a Mario skin, Paper Mario is its own thing



Thousand years Door is clearly superior though.

I really should finish it some day.

I've actually never played that one! I should get on it.

lol, I dunno why you spoiler "sucking dick" but talking about uncleaned uncut penis is fine

Ya I didn't think that one through, I realized. It's still early z_Z

 

[RM8]

Am I terrible if the only Paper Mario I've ever played was Sticker Star?

No. Sticker Star is my favorite Paper Mario game, and I love them all.

Never! Seven stars is another boring JRPG with a Mario skin, Paper Mario is its own thing

Basically. SMRPG is a nice Final Fantasy spin-off.

South Park >>> Both
*runs*

I really, really want to play this :x Steam summer sale can't come soon enough.

*me tired as f**** in 7pm class*

Nice!

 

[btkadams]

is there a tos policy for spoiler tagging sexual content, or are you guys just really into spoiler tagging things?

 

[RM8]

People have been banned for being too explicit. So yeah, it's smart to keep it relatively safe.

 

[btkadams]

People have been banned for being too explicit. So yeah, it's smart to keep it relatively safe.

is this because of that google ad thing that happened a couple years ago? i was a very big part of an anal sex thread a few years ago. i hadn't ever heard of people getting banned for being explicit through text until now.

 

[Bailey 87]

I thought this was cool.

An institute named after computer pioneer and code-breaker Alan Turing is to be set up, the chancellor announced in his Budget speech on Wednesday.

I spoke of Alan Turing, the code-breaker who lived in my constituency, who did more than almost any other single person to win the war, and who was persecuted for his sexuality by the country he helped save.

I am delighted that he has finally received a posthumous royal pardon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26651179

Just think this was set up by the right wing government in my country (UK) and it was the right wing who brought gay marriage to the vote. :O The world has changed

 

[Vazra]

is this because of that google ad thing that happened a couple years ago? i was a very big part of an anal sex thread a few years ago. i hadn't ever heard of people getting banned for being explicit through text until now.

PopGaf had an OT closed and deleted apparently because of something of those sorts but we never got a detailed explanation of which post or posts triggered the deletion of the thread.

 

[User 73706]

PopGaf had an OT closed and deleted apparently because of something of those sorts but we never got a detailed explanation of which post or posts triggered the deletion of the thread.

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[Vazra]

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Clever! Hue hue hue.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Seconded, although I had watched the movie beforehand.

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I should make a plan to do that.

 

[pirata]

Am I terrible if the only Paper Mario I've ever played was Sticker Star? ._.

No, you aren't terrible, but Sticker Star is. You desperately need to play The Thousand Year Door and/or the original, stat!

 

[Mr_Zombie]

is this because of that google ad thing that happened a couple years ago? i was a very big part of an anal sex thread a few years ago. i hadn't ever heard of people getting banned for being explicit through text until now.

Google can ban a site from AdSense if it determines the site contains adult content (text, links, images, videos): https://support.google.com/adsense/answer/4410771 However, I doubt spoiler tags can solve this because for Google bots spoiler-tagged or not, it's still a very readable text.

I think it's more related with being NSFW. Some people simply don't want to get caught reading naughty texts at work (well, you shouldn't read GAF at work anyway... but who am I kidding ) or just want to avoid reading (really) detailed descriptions of someone's anal sex.

How many people were really banned for being explicit anyway? I know about MidnightScott, but he was warned many times (because people really didn't want to read that) before he was finally smashed by the banhammer.

 

[Necromanti]

Will going on a date with this hideousness on my neck make me (a more attractive (b more mess or (c more party? I think I can explain it away with the lolz, but I'm not totally sure.

Note to above my friend is gay!

Why are you letting your friend bite you to begin with? Or is it a "friend"?

is there a tos policy for spoiler tagging sexual content, or are you guys just really into spoiler tagging things?

It's a good way to "hide" one's ulterior motives behind a post.

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It's to feign modesty while finding a reason to talk about themselves

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I haven't seen the movie yet, but I should make a plan to do that.

I doubt you'll regret it.

 

[-TRN-]

Wait I need to change my statement. I almost always

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love sucking dick

. But this one time I was on a third date with a guy who didn't clean under his foreskin properly... :| so that particular time I didn't enjoy it LOL

I.. Didn't call him back after. And I used about half a tube of toothpaste when I got home x_X

Ugh, thats awful :x

 

[The One Who Knocks]

Last night was the first night I went home with a guy I just met. Was an interesting experience for sure, I feel like a whore.

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I (kinda) had sex for the first time. It was so awkward, he didn't have lube and I couldn't get it in all the way, but I came so whatever. Also, apparently some guys don't like giving blowjobs or something? that's awful

Absolutely no reason to feel hard on yourself, and certainly no reason to 'feel like a whore'. It's unfortunate your '(kinda) sex for the first time' didn't go particularly well (something I can definitely relate to and I'd imagine it's the case more often than not) but hopefully it would go better the next time and some of the awkwardness would diminish with at least some experience (and hopefully you used protection, at the very least for the main act, just in case). Also, while I've not had the same anecdotal experience in regards to some people being inauspicius in relation to giving oral, I'd definitely advise not really looking into it (because sexual preferences can vary so wildly, there are definitely going to be some people who just don't like it, just as there are bound to be people who don't enjoy other types of sexual activities) too much, nor considering it 'the norm' were you to do something similar again (as I would imagine there are more people who are willing, even if it's just to receive one themselves, than there are those who aren't fond of it). It is worth repeating that you definitely didn't do anything 'wrong' though, so, while it's easier said than done, you definitely should dismiss the negative thoughts you seem to have due to your involvement in the situation.

Just got back from spending the night at some guy's place (from grindr). He tried to convince me we were just going to sleep (this all happened around midnight). Obviously stuff happened It was very nice, he seemed like a very sweet guy too, except that most of it was almost in complete darkness, I'm not sure who he lives with, his parents or just other people but he definitely didn't want them to find out I was there.

Do you plan on going again/repeating a similar experience? From your previous updates on the situation I imagined you wouldn't go through with such a meetup as you'd seemed to be looking for something more substantial (not that you aren't still looking for that) but it's good that you seem pleased with how it went down. Vazduh definitely has wisdom in commenting that "if you're a type of a guy who wants something more, then hookups will leave you feeling empty every time" but, at the very least, they can be interesting experiences even if they may be somewhat hollow, and may provide some degree of confidence which you definitely seem to be in need of (I don't mean this in an insulting way so I hope it doesn't come across as such, you just seem way too unnecessarily critical of yourself from what I've read). As long as you're honest with yourself, acting safely, and aren't putting too much weight into some random encounters that may not last (not to say they won't necessarily, but it's probably better to err on the side of caution to avoid disappointment). As you seem to want something more substantial, it's certainly possible to find this on dating sites, rare though it may be, but at least in the mean time, these may tide you over if you are into hook-ups (and you never know, maybe they actually will develop further).

 

[mantidor]

is there a tos policy for spoiler tagging sexual content, or are you guys just really into spoiler tagging things?

I see it as GAF etiquette. Not mandatory but nice and polite when it's done.

 

[BlueBadger]

Ugh, thats awful :x

 

[Bladenic]

I used to have such a crush on him lord

Dem eyes, dat face

 

[BlueBadger]

I used to have such a crush on him lord

Dem eyes, dat face

Used to? I still do! LOLL #thirsty

 

[Bladenic]

Used to? I still do! LOLL #thirsty

Well I dropped Supernatural cuz it's such shit now so I don't see him on the reg but obvi he could still get it.

 

[patrickthehedgehog]

Why are you letting your friend bite you to begin with? Or is it a "friend"?

We went to a Kylie MInogue CD release party at a club and got pretty trashed. We've been "just friends" for a while and neither of us could hold out that night after getting back to my place.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I dunno what is wrong with straight people nowadays but they seem pretty comfortable "playing" with us I'm predicting that in the year 2050 the human race will be 90% bi

The straights are making so much progress! *tear*

furry

I said 'slick', not 'sexy'!

p.s. I forgot to say hi to everyone here, this is my first time on this topic!

Welcome!

 

[daripad]

Ok, now that I have internet connection again, I'll give pokemons to everyone here, yeah lol

Post your fc, I'll add you later

Mine is: 0173-1643-5762

And NNID is daripad

 

[BlueBadger]

Well I dropped Supernatural cuz it's such shit now so I don't see him on the reg but obvi he could still get it.

I've never even seen the show tbh LOLL! I just love him

 

[Bladenic]

Totally random but I finally got my accounting exam grade after the arduous spring break wait. Got a 98 but I guess others did bad cuz there was a curve so I got 100.

S-L-A-Y-I-N-G this semester.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Totally random but I finally got my accounting exam grade after the arduous spring break wait. Got a 98 but I guess others did bad cuz there was a curve so I got 100.

S-L-A-Y-I-N-G this semester.

#SLAY

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accounting tho?

 

[Bladenic]

#SLAY

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accounting tho?

I'm a marketing major it's required

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I'm a marketing major it's required

Oh yeah, marketing. I swear you've told me that about 100 times already and yet I always forget. XD

 

[Caladrius]

This is the second week in a row I've gone to the community centre for a social group and not even the group custodian is there.

At this rate I may as well just hop onto the online dating train.

Totally random but I finally got my accounting exam grade after the arduous spring break wait. Got a 98 but I guess others did bad cuz there was a curve so I got 100.

S-L-A-Y-I-N-G this semester.

I'm taking it too.

I only have an 88 or so though.

 

[User 73706]

I was consistently a B or C student but got a 31 on the ACT first try and got a 97 on the ASVAB.

What the hell, life.

 

[dragonlife]

Wait I need to change my statement. I almost always

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love sucking dick

. But this one time I was on a third date with a guy who didn't clean under his foreskin properly... :| so that particular time I didn't enjoy it LOL

I.. Didn't call him back after. And I used about half a tube of toothpaste when I got home x_X

Shit. Dick cheese... you're probably due for throw-up soon.

 

[scarlet]

Chubby Chris Pratt is the best Chris Pratt

But this one

HHHNNNNNGGGGGGG

 

[Vazra]

Chubby Chris Pratt is the best Chris Pratt

But this one

HHHNNNNNGGGGGGG

He can get it in any shape and form LOL

 

[BlueBadger]

Shit. Dick cheese... you're probably due for throw-up soon.

I'm honestly surprised I didn't puke :| LOL. Ughhhh

 

[royalan]

Fly Young Red - Throw That Boy Pussy

 

[King Endymion]

My female friend always wanted to blow her bf when he got home from work, all sweaty and nasty (he worked in construction or something), cause a "dirty cock is so delicious". X_X Never looked at her the same after that, lol.

 

[User 73706]

My female friend always wanted to blow her bf when he got home from work, all sweaty and nasty (he worked in construction or something), cause a "dirty cock is so delicious". X_X Never looked at her the same after that, lol.

I can kinda see this from the blajowskee's position (god knows i've been dying of thirst after a day of work and working out sometimes), but not the blajowsker's.

 

[BlueBadger]

My female friend always wanted to blow her bf when he got home from work, all sweaty and nasty (he worked in construction or something), cause a "dirty cock is so delicious". X_X Never looked at her the same after that, lol.

I... No... :'(

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Grakl and Lucario: you guys read the newest Dan Savage column yet?

My female friend always wanted to blow her bf when he got home from work, all sweaty and nasty (he worked in construction or something), cause a "dirty cock is so delicious". X_X Never looked at her the same after that, lol.

Y'all have never done this? Dirty, sweaty cock is literally the best kind of cock. Extra points if the dude smells like motor oil and/or chewing tobacco.

 

[Grakl]

Grakl and Lucario: you guys read the newest Dan Savage column yet?

lmao, the son dropped hints to his dad about that? What

srs though, dan savage's/bering's answer is good

 

[RatskyWatsky]

lmao, the son dropped hints to his dad about that? What

srs though, dan savage's/bering's answer is good

Dad - "hey son where do you want to do for your birthday this year?"

Son -

But yeah, I thought his response was really good too.

 

[Mr. F]

Interesting. I assume the prequel would have focused on the Triplets when they were younger? I feel like the first movie did a good enough job at fleshing them out and showing their backstory, so a prequel seems like it would have been a little unnecessary to me. Still, I'm sure it would have been delightful if he had been able to get it made.

Yeah I believe so, one of the only pieces of concept art that surfaced from the pre-production (the film was to be called Swing Poppa Swing) show the triplets as young girls. I tend to agree on the first film doing a sufficient job in exploring the triplets as characters, but that kind of makes me all the more curious what the film would have been about. Regardless I have a feeling that even if it did scrape by and get into production it might not have been in the way that made the first film special - considering his studio was shuttered and there were rumours of outsourcing the film entirely to Asia or switching to CGI.

And sweet, be sure to let me know what you think. The Pixar Story and Waking Sleeping Beauty are kind of interesting companion pieces to each other - the lull of success for Disney animation in the 80s is kind of a catalyst in what turned Lasseter on to computer animation. They both share some of the same archival footage, too.

 

[Haly]

My female friend always wanted to blow her bf when he got home from work, all sweaty and nasty (he worked in construction or something), cause a "dirty cock is so delicious". X_X Never looked at her the same after that, lol.

Life imitates porn.

 

[Sibylus]

My female friend always wanted to blow her bf when he got home from work, all sweaty and nasty (he worked in construction or something), cause a "dirty cock is so delicious". X_X Never looked at her the same after that, lol.

... how stale is the sweat we're talking here?

>->

<-<

 

[Cosmic Bus]

That end-of-the-day musk a lot of dudes get - particularly around their junk and armpits - is a pretty common turn-on for both ladies and the gays, afaik.

 

[Rayis]

As someone who gets turned on by smell, I'd prolly get turned on by that, though I've never smelled it, it's probably not that pleasant.

Speaking of smells that turn me on, I get turned by the smell of Axe, even though I know it's horrible but it has that sexy masculine smell that drives me wild, even ugly dudes who wear it look much more attractive smelling like it.

Gawd, I could write a whole long ass post describing my fetishes, the thirst is strong when you live in the desert.

 

[Grakl]

That end-of-the-day musk a lot of dudes get - particularly around their junk and armpits - is a pretty common turn-on for both ladies and the gays, afaik.

yup, I think research shows that people generally get turned on by gender stereotypes as well

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Can Jacques Greene do any wrong? I'm constantly behind in music these days, because I can't be bothered to keep up with it all, but his stuff is always worth it.