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[Via Purifico]

#YOLO

#nohomewrecking #stopthesehoes #getyourowndick

 

[Haly]

Muh family values.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

#nohomewrecking #stopthesehoes #getyourowndick

#canyouwreckanalreadywreckedhome #maybetheyhaveanopenmarriage #whattheirsodon'tknowwon'tkillthem #youonlyliveonce

 

[Via Purifico]

#canyouwreckanalreadywreckedhome #maybetheyhaveanopenmarriage #whattheirsodon'tknowwon'tkillthem #youonlyliveonce

I was kidding, but too messy for me and I'd rather mess with a single guy.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I was kidding, but too messy for me and I'd rather mess with a single guy.

What if it came down to messing with a married guy or not messing with anyone at all?

 

[chronos4590]

Muh family values.

In Jesus name, i pray for some of ya'll

Spoiler

Just kidding <3

 

[royalan]

Just say no to married men.

No dick is that good.

 

[Via Purifico]

What if it came down to messing with a married guy or not messing with anyone at all?

I am not that pressed for dick.

Just say no to married men.

No dick is that good.

Amen.

 

[BlueBadger]

The husbands going to come home to a bed full of toy cars and and action figures. I smell an awesome tumblr photoset. With Butts.

Eagerly awaiting, tbh.

 

[Caladrius]

#getyourowndick

I cut mine off and replaced it with a rusty lead pipe, can I get a new one?

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I cut mine off and replaced it with a rusty lead pipe, can I get a new one?

http://youtu.be/pwZXNXdg2Wg Offcolor jokes, NSFW I guess.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Just say no to married men.

No dick is that good.

But what if it's

Spoiler

10+ inches long and uncut and really veiny

?

 

[Caladrius]

http://youtu.be/pwZXNXdg2Wg Offcolor jokes, NSFW I guess.

I liked the part with the screaming. < __ >

 

[scarlet]

The wife knows his husband is gay and they still live together

But what if it's 10+ inches long and uncut and really veiny?

No thanks

 

[RatskyWatsky]

The wife knows his husband is gay and they still live together

I'm assuming she knows that he's sexually active with men? So it's an open marriage?

 

[enigmatic_alex44]

ugh I LOVE this guy. My #1 fave

 

[scarlet]

I'm assuming she knows that he's sexually active with men? So it's an open marriage?

Nah, it's more asian culture, about the shame and family's pride I guess.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Nah, it's more asian culture, about the shame and family's pride I guess.

Oh. Hm. Yeah. how to justify this... well, she's probably aware that he's sexing men and she's prolly gettin some too, right?

 

[scarlet]

Oh. Hm. Yeah. how to justify this... well, she's probably aware that he's sexing men and she's prolly gettin some too, right?

I have no idea tbh lol.


And your tag haha

 

[hateradio]

#canyouwreckanalreadywreckedhome #maybetheyhaveanopenmarriage #whattheirsodon'tknowwon'tkillthem #youonlyliveonce

o.o


Also, I saw this gif in another thread and it reminded me of a certain user here, who recently linked to a gif of a banana. (emo)

 

[Replicant]

Quench your #THIRST

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Quench your #THIRST

Ruby red lips/10 would not bang

 

[Escape Goat]

The color in that gif looks off but his lip gloss be poppin'.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

The color in that gif looks off but his lip gloss be poppin'.

Who's that in your avatar?

 

[Mr. F]

The color in that gif looks off but his lip gloss be poppin'.

Tumblr has a weird fascination with taking clips and upping the contrast 200% and/or slapping on some shitty overlay or photo filters.

 

[Caladrius]

Tumblr has a weird fascination with taking clips and upping the contrast 200% and/or slapping on some shitty overlay or photo filters.

How else are vampires supposed to jerk off?

 

[RM8]

Human Torch Chris Evans is best Chris Evans.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

God those Fantastic Four movies were so awful. Especially the second one.

 

[RM8]

They're just Chris Evans delivery devices.

 

[7echnicolor]

This is random but. Am I the only gay guy who doesn't find Chris Evans, Zac Effron, or Colton Haynes attractive? All of my gay friends think they're all sexy and I'm like..

.

#controversialopinion

 

[RatskyWatsky]

This is random but. Am I the only gay guy who doesn't find Chris Evans, Zac Effron, or Colton Haynes attractive? All of my gay friends think they're all sexy and I'm like..

.

#controversialopinion

I like Efron (his body more than his face) but I don't find the other two attractive at all.

 

[Haly]

Efron, when he was younger. Other two not at all.

 

[Caladrius]

Who are all these strange people you are talking about.

 

[-TRN-]

Human Torch Chris Evans is best Chris Evans.

Oh god yes >_<

This is random but. Am I the only gay guy who doesn't find Chris Evans, Zac Effron, or Colton Haynes attractive? All of my gay friends think they're all sexy and I'm like.. .

#controversialopinion

Zac is pretty cute now, Colton Haynes is very "pretty", kinda skinny for my taste but Id definitely hit it, no comments for Evans .

 

[RM8]

I only like Chris Evans of those mentioned (actually, I didn't know what a Colton Haynes was until a couple of seconds ago).

 

[Escape Goat]

Who's that in your avatar?

I think its Jake gyllenhal in 30years.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

hhnnngggg

 

[Replicant]

Ruby red lips/10 would not bang

tumblr's high-contrast treatment.

I like Chris Evans but more like "I want to be his friend" rather than "I want to bang him" kind of like. The sexual attraction is not there even though I recognize him as a very attractive guy. Does that make sense?

 

[eKongDiddy]

Got drunk for the first and last time last night. Didn't get a hangover like I thought I would!

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I like Chris Evans but more like "I want to be his friend" rather than "I want to bang him" kind of like. The sexual attraction is not there even though I recognize him as a very attractive guy. Does that make sense?

Yeah, I suppose so.

 

[Bladenic]

Got drunk for the first and last time last night. Didn't get a hangover like I thought I would!

Last time? Not your jam?

 

[eKongDiddy]

Last time? Not your jam?

Not a healthy decision since I'm getting ready for Marine Corps recruit training in July

 

[VICTORsaurio]

I have a little question: how do you guys deal with the "after" part of a hook up?

I ask because I had a good time with that guy the other night. I wrote him that morning when I got to work "Sorry if I kept you up all night. Have a nice day". He replied "you too have a nice day". I answered with a smiley face. Didn't hear back from him after that (and neither from the other guy I went out with). On his profile it says he's looking for "chat, friends, relationship" so maybe he thought I was a slut and that's it. Or maybe I'm an awful lover?

Is this doing more harm than good?

I've been talking with this other guy who added me on IG a few months ago, he found me on grindr so we started chatting since wednesday... but I can't read him at all. He complimented me a lot. He also says is "finding himself" but wants company, a friend.

Yesterday I asked him if he wanted to do something together after work but he said he had a dinner and that he'd let me know if we could do something afterwards. I talked to him later and he seemed to be at his home but didn't really express any interest to meet or hang out. He also wrote me in the morning, I asked him about his plans and that was pretty much it for today.

 

[alvmew]

I have a little question: how do you guys deal with the "after" part of a hook up?

I ask because I had a good time with that guy the other night. I wrote him that morning when I got to work "Sorry if I kept you up all night. Have a nice day". He replied "you too have a nice day". I answered with a smiley face. Didn't hear back from him after that (and neither from the other guy I went out with). On his profile it says he's looking for "chat, friends, relationship" so maybe he thought I was a slut and that's it. Or maybe I'm an awful lover?

Is this doing more harm than good?

I've been talking with this other guy who added me on IG a few months ago, he found me on grindr so we started chatting since wednesday... but I can't read him at all. He complimented me a lot. He also says is "finding himself" but wants company, a friend.

Yesterday I asked him if he wanted to do something together after work but he said he had a dinner and that he'd let me know if we could do something afterwards. I talked to him later and he seemed to be at his home but didn't really express any interest to meet or hang out. He also wrote me in the morning, I asked him about his plans and that was pretty much it for today.

Whenever a hook-up ends in some mention of doing it again, then I'll text them or whatever maybe like a day after. Otherwise, I send nothing and consider it a one-time thing.

And I don't think the first guy ignoring you is really anything about you, I've noticed that a lot of people put "looking for friends, chat, relationship, etc. etc.", but really just want hook-ups. I've been in the same boat. Just gotta move on I guess.

 

[Erebus]

Posted?

http://www.thegailygrind.com/2014/03/21/men-put-cock-sock-cancer-awareness-instagram/

Be warned, it's NSFW.

 

[Haly]

Error establishing a database connection

Wow, so lewd.

EDIT: Paging Ratsky.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Weak. A real penis would fill out the entire sock - not just part of it.

 

[Caladrius]

For some reason I thought the article was about people getting Cancer from wearing socks over their penises.

 

[scarlet]

HHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I also hate how most of them are completely hairless. Good god, what have we done to the men of this world? ;___;