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Sibylus

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Yes.

The bent dildo I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
 
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CornBurrito

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esms said:
I feel like you and I are drunk at the same times.
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What's your drink of choice? Beer I assume?

I discovered that I hate beer, like cider, and like rum + coke. This rum coke combo in particular is great. Fuck.... I'm moving my head side to side and it feels like the liquid is sloshing around. I dunno why I waited until 21 to drink. Well I do know but w/e better late than never.

edit: What're yall doing tonight? I'm rwatching Djando Unchained.
 
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Kevyt

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Razmos said:
Her upper arm looks kinda photoshopped, look how straight it is.
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It is... now that you mention it, it looks really weird.

Dead Prince said:
when did hippie post pictures of girls. are you okay bae?
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I'm fine. I have posted pictures of girls before tbh.

Prompto said:
I feel your pain :(
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Yet at the same time I know there's going to be a nice holiday bundle, so I might get that. Also, perhaps a price cut too.

Bo said:
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Yes.

The bent dildo I can't breathe, I can't breathe.
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o: Broad city. Glad you're enjoying the series.

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esms said:
Too skinny for me, bro.
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Beggars can't be choosers.

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esms

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CornBurrito said:
What's your drink of choice? Beer I assume?

I discovered that I hate beer, like cider, and like rum + coke. This rum coke combo in particular is great. Fuck.... I'm moving my head side to side and it feels like the liquid is sloshing around. I dunno why I waited until 21 to drink. Well I do know but w/e better late than never.

edit: What're yall doing tonight? I'm rwatching Djando Unchained.
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Actually, beer is usually my finisher. Whiskey is my favorite. At home I drink it straight and at the bar I grab a jack and coke. We aren't so different. Rum has led to some... interesting college moments for me, though.

Why did you wait til 21 to drink?
 
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Henchmen21

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esms said:
Actually, beer is usually my finisher. Whiskey is my favorite. At home I drink it straight and at the bar I grab a jack and coke. We aren't so different. Rum has led to some... interesting college moments for me, though.

Why did you wait til 21 to drink?
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If he lived in the states (sorry corn, don't know where you're from) than it would probably be because it's the law.
 
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CornBurrito

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esms said:
Actually, beer is usually my finisher. Whiskey is my favorite. At home I drink it straight and at the bar I grab a jack and coke. We aren't so different. Rum has led to some... interesting college moments for me, though.

Why did you wait til 21 to drink?
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Father and sister both struggle with alcoholism. Actually everyone on my fathers side. My mother never wanted me to drink. Everyone else on my mothers side is capable of drinking in moderation. After my mother died my aunt and grandmother convinced me that I had the personality to be able to drink in moderation. I decided to try a drink and it turns out I can indeed handle alcohol without it controlling my life.

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If he lived in the states (sorry corn, don't know where you're from) than it would probably be because it's the law.
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Am from the U.S. but that actually isn't the main reason. In fact I tried weed before ever tasting alcohol.
 
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esms

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RatskyWatsky said:
spill
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HippieHobo said:
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No sex stuff, just shenanigans.

Henchmen21 said:
If he lived in the states (sorry corn, don't know where you're from) than it would probably be because it's the law.
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I'm in the US and started drinking socially at 16.

CornBurrito said:
Father and sister both struggle with alcoholism. Actually everyone on my fathers side. My mother never wanted me to drink. Everyone else on my mothers side is capable of drinking in moderation. After my mother died my aunt and grandmother convinced me that I had the personality to be able to drink in moderation. I decided to try a drink and it turns out I can indeed handle alcohol without it controlling my life.
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That's brutal. I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

I'm glad you can drink in a responsible way, though.
 
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esms

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HippieHobo said:
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Eh... okay. Still, spill the deets! :p
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Ha! It just doesn't make good stories in my opinion.

So, it was my freshman year of college and I had no idea what I was getting into. I got a handle of Capn Morgan passed off to me as a favor, so I, smartly, decided that it would be a good idea to finish the whole thing in one night with my GF and a few buddies.

The problem is that my friends brought their own booze, so it was just my GF and me finishing this bottle of rum, so the night got increasingly disastrous as it went on. You know when you're so drunk that you just dead weight and sigh? That's where we were at for hours.

It got to the point where I went to the bathroom, came out, and my GF was pounding on my dorm door because, in her drunken state, she thought I was still in there. She was being loud as hell. Compound this with the fact that some bro opened his door to tell her to chill, and when I came out of the bathroom, he said, "Is she yours?" It's still funny.

So we got into my room and we were planning on doing things, but she started throwing up. I have this super weak stomach thing where, if I see somebody throw up or smell vomit, I'm likely to throw up soon even if I don't feel like it. So she does her thing, and I want to be there to comfort her while she does her thing, but I start throwing up.

No trash can, no toilet, no nothing. She had UGGs on the floor near my bed, so I threw up into them. She finished up, then I took the bucket that she was throwing up in and did the same thing for an hour or so. I actually passed out with my chin on the bucket mid-throw up.

We can laugh about it now, and she still gives me shit for throwing up in her boots that were around a hundred bucks.

Needless to say, that experience has soured my general feeling toward rum. Haven't drank it since, and don't plan to.

I got other (slightly) sexual rum stories, but they aren't that good.

RatskyWatsky said:
oh never mind then
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You got that one track mind haha.
 
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RatskyWatsky

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esms said:
Ha! It just doesn't make good stories in my opinion.

So, it was my freshman year of college and I had no idea what I was getting into. I got a handle of Capn Morgan passed off to me as a favor, so I, smartly, decided that it would be a good idea to finish the whole thing in one night with my GF and a few buddies.

The problem is that my friends brought their own booze, so it was just my GF and me finishing this bottle of rum, so the night got increasingly disastrous as it went on. You know when you're so drunk that you just dead weight and sigh? That's where we were at for hours.

It got to the point where I went to the bathroom, came out, and my GF was pounding on my dorm door because, in her drunken state, she thought I was still in there. She was being loud as hell. Compound this with the fact that some bro opened his door to tell her to chill, and when I came out of the bathroom, he said, "Is she yours?" It's still funny.

So we got into my room and we were planning on doing things, but she started throwing up. I have this super weak stomach thing where, if I see somebody throw up or smell vomit, I'm likely to throw up soon even if I don't feel like it. So she does her thing, and I want to be there to comfort her while she does her thing, but I start throwing up.

No trash can, no toilet, no nothing. She had UGGs on the floor near my bed, so I threw up into them. She finished up, then I took the bucket that she was throwing up in and did the same thing for an hour or so. I actually passed out with my chin on the bucket mid-throw up.

We can laugh about it now, and she still gives me shit for throwing up in her boots that were around a hundred bucks.

Needless to say, that experience has soured my general feeling toward rum. Haven't drank it since, and don't plan to.

I got other (slightly) sexual rum stories, but they aren't that good.
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thanks 4 sharing
 
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Kevyt

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esms said:
Ha! It just doesn't make good stories in my opinion.

So, it was my freshman year of college and I had no idea what I was getting into. I got a handle of Capn Morgan passed off to me as a favor, so I, smartly, decided that it would be a good idea to finish the whole thing in one night with my GF and a few buddies.
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Were your buddies frat guys?

The problem is that my friends brought their own booze, so it was just my GF and me finishing this bottle of rum, so the night got increasingly disastrous as it went on. You know when you're so drunk that you just dead weight and sigh? That's where we were at for hours.
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I've never been drunk.

It got to the point where I went to the bathroom, came out, and my GF was pounding on my dorm door because, in her drunken state, she thought I was still in there. She was being loud as hell. Compound this with the fact that some bro opened his door to tell her to chill, and when I came out of the bathroom, he said, "Is she yours?" It's still funny.
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lol

So we got into my room and we were planning on doing things, but she started throwing up. I have this super weak stomach thing where, if I see somebody throw up or smell vomit, I'm likely to throw up soon even if I don't feel like it. So she does her thing, and I want to be there to comfort her while she does her thing, but I start throwing up.
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If you think about it, that's very romantic.

No trash can, no toilet, no nothing. She had UGGs on the floor near my bed, so I threw up into them. She finished up, then I took the bucket that she was throwing up in and did the same thing for an hour or so. I actually passed out with my chin on the bucket mid-throw up.
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Yikes. That's a lot of dehydration too.

We can laugh about it now, and she still gives me shit for throwing up in her boots that were around a hundred bucks.

Needless to say, that experience has soured my general feeling toward rum. Haven't drank it since, and don't plan to.
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Could have washed the shoes, no?

I got other (slightly) sexual rum stories, but they aren't that good.
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Feel free to share them~



You got that one track mind haha.
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Don't men think about sex every five seconds?

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I read a story somewhere one time but it's very nsfw. It's like porn, but you're reading it instead.

Titled "How I became a bottom" or "why I became a bottom" something like that.

Features video games, an 11 inch monster (supposedly), and a straight jock friend who's curious about trying some things out... it's supposed to be a real story but it sounds straight out of a porn scenario, lol.
 
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Alrus

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Rob's tumblr is super super nsfw, I'm not sure it's wise to post it outside of PMs, even if spoiler tagged tbh. (It's great though :p )

Also gaming side is really weird these days huh...
 
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