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[Dany]

What did you ask

Nothing, just sent them a message saying that me and my guy are pursing literally the same thing as them and they replied very kindly in return

 

[DOWN]

Do gauge piercings ever close up enough that at an old age you wouldn't be able to tell if the person had them when younger?

 

[Escape Goat]

Do gauge piercings ever close up enough that at an old age you wouldn't be able to tell if the person had them when younger?

I guess you'll have to wait and see.

 

[DOWN]

I guess you'll have to wait and see.

I avoid pain and I'm pretty conventional so no piercings for me.

 

[Escape Goat]

I avoid pain and I'm pretty conventional so no piercings for me.

your body is a temple. Beyonce be praised.

I just realized im going to have to drive 16 hours to get my furniture out of storage and then another 14 hours to Texas (assuming thats where i end up). I dont think i can do that much driving. I should just have them burn all my stuff and ill start over.

 

[VegiHam]

So, uh, still not been 'axe murdered'. Definite axe based activity though.

 

[Dany]

Sometimes people like to take it slow before they're axe murdered are you stressing?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Definite axe based activity though.

que?

 

[Crayons]

What does alternative mean?

 

[SoraanTribal]

https://instagram.com/p/0iT8Rszdkr/

ew they have a wii u

https://instagram.com/p/0T3_BDzdlX/?taken-by=justinick_pgh
Ugh. I want that future ;3

I think you mean, "Wow, that's hot they have a wii u".

Makes me both love and hate

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jealous

them at the same time.

 

[daripad]

Yeah, those pics make me jelly. Why can't I be one of them instead of having to live with my shitty father? Ugh

 

[fernoca]

Hehe. I'm kinda jealous too; but at the idea of having someone to take pics, play games, hangout, live together...just been silly around each other. #foreveralone # wiiuis great_dealwithit

 

[Dead Prince]

time to say hi to my second husband at the gym tomorrow. we stared longingly for awhile now.

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well i bulge stared and thoroughly impressed at it. Mexicans do it big

 

[CornBurrito]

I want a chubby hairy man close to my age.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[scarlet]

I want a chubby hairy man close to my age.

How old are you?

I like hairy men, but for sex it's kinda gross lol.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I like hairy men, but for sex it's kinda gross lol.

 

[scarlet]

Hairy chest is the worst, I love sucking nipples, but my mouth feels dirty and wanna spit all the time.

I mean very hairy, hairy is fine.

 

[Dany]

How old are you?

I like hairy men, but for sex it's kinda gross lol.

what no

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Hairy chest is the worst, I love sucking nipples, but my mouth feels dirty and wanna spit all the time.

have him wash his chest beforehand then?

 

[scarlet]

have him wash his chest beforehand then?

It's not about the cleanliness, it's about the hair. It feels like my mouth is full of hair and I have to spit all the time.

 

[Dany]

I know nothing.

 

[Crayons]

How old are you?

I like hairy men, but for sex it's kinda gross lol.

 

[Henchmen21]

Stereo?

Hairy men are kind of a turn off for me personally. It's ok if it's like a few stray hairs or so but if it looks like they're wearing a wool sweater than no.

 

[Escape Goat]

 

[Dany]

Thanks henchmen for comparing me to an animal.

appreciated.

 

[Henchmen21]

Thanks henchmen for comparing me to an animal.

appreciated.

Huh? No I didn't.

 

[Escape Goat]

Huh? No I didn't.

Baby, I'm preying on you tonight. Hunt you down eat you alive just like animals, animals, like animas.

 

[daripad]

I wish I was hairy tbh

 

[DOWN]

Just have them trim it yo. No shaving. He can maybe wax like once and then give up because romance is dead as soon as I get caught having a tearful breakdown the moment I hear Girl On Fire by Alicia Keys on the car stereo because it's actually really really literally hot outside and I don't want to burn my ass on my black seats in the sun but I'm out of food so we need to go into the desert heat of Florida summer listening to this song. And that moment happens early in the relationship, a year in tops.

I should have known better, but I loaded this page with my screen facing my dad.

 

[Aeriscloud]

I want a chubby hairy man close to my age.

But how chubby?

 

[Escape Goat]

I should have known better, but I loaded this page with my screen facing my dad.

 

[scarlet]

I've to turned off the pictures, browsing the thread at work with shirtless men isn't the best thing to see right now.

 

[Berordn]

I've to turned off the pictures, browsing the thread at work with shirtless men isn't the best thing to see right now.

psh, i do it all the time

but only when i'm sure no one is looking

 

[Blood Diamonds]

d a d d y

 

[DOWN]

I was on tumblr at my friend's house and my tumblr feed is about 70% SFW, 30% NSFW and I got to a streak of NSFW and couldn't seem to scroll past it, so I gasped and turned it away from my friend and moments later realized I had it aimed at her dad. Thankfully, he was busy looking at his own screen.

Wait why is the ironing board in the bath?

 

[Henchmen21]

I was on tumblr at my friend's house and my tumblr feed is about 70% SFW, 30% NSFW and I got to a streak of NSFW and couldn't seem to scroll past it, so I gasped ad turned it away from my friend and moments later realized I had it aimed at her dad. Thankfully, he was busy looking at his own screen.



Wait why is the ironing board in the bath?

Maybe he's trying to learn how to surf?

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waiters.

 

[Escape Goat]

I was on tumblr at my friend's house and my tumblr feed is about 70% SFW, 30% NSFW and I got to a streak of NSFW and couldn't seem to scroll past it, so I gasped ad turned it away from my friend and moments later realized I had it aimed at her dad. Thankfully, he was busy looking at his own screen.

Lol

I think you subconciously want to share. I hope I didnt make things difficult for you. I shall renounce my hot guy postings. After these...

 

[DOWN]

Maybe he's trying to learn how to surf?

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waiters.

Then I fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboardt

Lol

I think you subconciously want to share. I hope I didnt make things difficult for you. I shall renounce my hot guy postings. After these...

I've got a good angle now so I'm safely scouring the web.

 

[scarlet]

Why I still see the last pictures? Is it because the quote? I'm on mobile.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

Lol

I think you subconciously want to share. I hope I didnt make things difficult for you. I shall renounce my hot guy postings. After these...

oh my god

where are you finding these

 

[RM8]

Why I still see the last pictures? Is it because the quote? I'm on mobile.

Even if you turn pics off, some pics will still load for some reason. It's a bug, I guess, and one that might never get fixed :/

I simply switched to Dolphin on my iPhone, it has an option to block images and it works flawlessly. Plus it's a much better browser than Safari anyway

 

[RatskyWatsky]

It's not about the cleanliness, it's about the hair. It feels like my mouth is full of hair and I have to spit all the time.

buy a stuffed animal and practice on it

 

[Henchmen21]

oh my god

where are you finding these

Goats' got bots scouring the entire net.

 

[Bladenic]

I want him to adopt me tbh

Also that couple from instagram makes me suicidal

 

[DOWN]

I want him to adopt me tbh

Also that couple from instagram makes me suicidal

this post too turnt

 

[scarlet]

Too adorable

https://youtu.be/nep3jKwVZe8

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Also that couple from instagram makes me suicidal

same tbh

 

[DOWN]

Cheer yourself up by listening to this Pink song while browsing the boyfriendtwin.tumblr.com page like me.

 

[Caladrius]

Hair in moderation is fine. I generally like it confined to the lower stomach/pubes, lower limb joints and sternum area, though. And mostly hairless is ideal for me. (Big surprise, I know. :V)

But how chubby?

(Feels need to butt in) If I went for a chub I'd like him fat enough to lay my head on top of.his belly. <3

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Or rub my face in it

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with my tongue extended

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I could go further with this but I like not being in trouble

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