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[Blood Diamonds]

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Or rub my face in it

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with my tongue extended

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I could go further with this but I like not being in trouble

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wh...what

 

[Caladrius]

wh...what

Well it's kinda like how some people want to

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lick abs

. *shrugs*

 

[scarlet]

Hair in moderation is fine. I generally like it confined to the lower stomach/pubes, lower limb joints and sternum area, though. And mostly hairless is ideal for me. (Big surprise, I know. :V)



(Feels need to butt in) If I went for a chub I'd like him fat enough to lay my head on top of.his belly. <3

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Or rub my face in it

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with my tongue extended

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I could go further with this but I like not being in trouble

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My dream <3. I love cuddling, so bigger guys is a must.

 

[Razmos]

Also that couple from instagram makes me suicidal

Quoted for truth.

 

[hateradio]

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watch Outlander on Starz!!!

Agreed.

Honestly, the bald space marine/shooter dude is played out.

Imagine how amazing they would look with some locks.

 

[Berordn]

Well it's kinda like how some people want to

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lick abs

. *shrugs*

Or

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butts

. Just think of how much cleaner it is this way!

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Honestly, the bald space marine/shooter dude is played out.

Imagine how amazing they would look with some locks.

yeah like girls!

 

[umop_3pisdn]

A lot of bald men look like penises and not in a good way.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

A lot of bald people look like penises and not in a good way.

 

[Caladrius]

My dream <3. I love cuddling, so bigger guys is a must.

If the folks wouldn't give me shit for it, I'd make chubs/gainers first priority.

Or

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butts

. Just think of how much cleaner it is this way!

Indeed.

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I could never rim, so that's the best alternative for me.

A lot of bald men look like penises and not in a good way.

*cries because his family has a history of it*

 

[Escape Goat]

Cheer yourself up by listening to this Pink song while browsing the boyfriendtwin.tumblr.com page like me.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

In a few years they'll probably be able to use stem cells for everything

 

[scarlet]

If the folks wouldn't give me shit for it, I'd make chubs/gainers first priority.



Indeed.

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I could never rim, so that's the best alternative for me.

*cries because his family has a history of it*

Which folks?

 

[Caladrius]

In a few years they'll probably be able to use stem cells for everything

Hopefully

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also let myocyte growth enhancement treatments be legal. >___>;

Which folks?

Ah, sorry, I mean my parents.

 

[DOWN]

It's okay, Penn State is working on the baldness cure and they are pretty far along. ive been following it because I don't care about going grey but I really don't want to go bald. It doesn't run much in the family so hopefully I'm fine.

 

[Bladenic]

When you trying to make a bomb ass schedule next semester like all these people who say they only got classes 2/3 days a week or fridays off and one class is only offered 8:30 MWF with no summer availability.

life hates me

I cant have any days off either why god why

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Hopefully

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also let myocyte growth enhancement treatments be legal. >___>;

No thnx I prefer being svelte/sylph-like.

It's okay, Penn State is working on the baldness cure and they are pretty far along. ive been following it because I don't care about going grey but I really don't want to go bald. It doesn't run much in the family so hopefully I'm fine.

Will they be able to turn my hair into cherubic golden locks. Not that I want them to, that image just came stomping through my mind and I was mildly amused by it.

 

[Symphonia]

A lot of bald men look like penises and not in a good way.

 

[Berordn]

No thnx I prefer being svelte/sylph-like.

someday you will be a state-mandated golem of flesh

and you will thank them for it

 

[umop_3pisdn]

I was just trying to be funny, sorry

someday you will be a state-mandated golem of flesh

and you will thank them for it

I don't know what this means.

Oh, no I wont. I'm too lethargic and surly to move around my existing mass, they should make me into some kind of pixie.

 

[Golnei]

someday you will be a state-mandated golem of flesh

and you will thank them for it

#bodygoals2015

 

[SoraanTribal]

@previous page - hairy chests are the best. Huge turn on for me personally. I mean, not so much hair that it's basically a sweater, but a little/some hair on the chest and lower stomach.. mmmmm yes please. Then again, I also find smooth chests to be hot, too. I'm not picky.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm not picky.

Its better to be easy.

 

[scarlet]

Once again I like hairy guy, it just not practical for sex, at least for me

 

[Xaltheron]

You guys can keep your bears/daddies/otters, that just means there are more twinks to go around for the rest of us

(Is there actually a difference between a bear and a daddy?)

 

[scarlet]

You guys can keep your bears/daddies/otters, that just means there are more twinks to go around for the rest of us

(Is there actually a difference between a bear and a daddy?)

There's a bear, a daddy, and daddy bear.

 

[Xaltheron]

There's a bear, a daddy, and daddy bear.

Daddy bears? You learn something new everyday in this community.

 

[Escape Goat]

There's a bear, a daddy, and daddy bear.

Daddy bear is a new one to me.

 

[Ty4on]

(Is there actually a difference between a bear and a daddy?)

One means big and hairy and the other means old. Why would they be identical?

 

[Dany]

 

[Dead Prince]

took me a while to figure out those were otters.

 

[esms]

hope u get it bb

You know I did.

 

[Xaltheron]

One means big and hairy and the other means old. Why would they be identical?

When I see someone who's labelled a bear or daddy they always look similar to me. Then again, older guys in general tend to be bigger and hairier, so that's no surprise I guess.

I see what you mean though, it's possible to have a young bear but not a young daddy.

Another lesson learned! ^_^

 

[Bladenic]

Daddy doesn't have to be a bear. A daddy can be any hot older man (and older is a relative term).

 

[Kater]

https://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/6746971/il_fullxfull.309209097.jpg

D'awww, that card is really cute!

 

[Dead Prince]

Daddy doesn't have to be a bear. A daddy can be any hot older man (and older is a relative term).

oh. they have to be hot too? #RIPdaddystatus

 

[Bladenic]

oh. they have to be hot too? #RIPdaddystatus

Well no, but i only reserve the daddy word for someone hot. Hot is a relative term tho

 

[Vitanimus]

the good sis terrisus got banned today. let me mourn.

 

[Ty4on]

^^^^ Quid?

Daddy doesn't have to be a bear. A daddy can be any hot older man (and older is a relative term).

Hot is more relative

 

[Musha_Soturi]

So this is where the pics of hot guys live! Well let me pull up a chair and get comfy then. Guess I should do this

Your gender? Female
Your sexual orientation? Bi
Where Are You From? South Wales
Where Do You Live? London
How Old Are you? 33
Favorite Type of Music? Metal
Profession or Career interest? System accountant
Favorite video game(s)? Red Dead
What are your hobbies (other than gaming)? Comics, snowboarding, longboarding, singing in my band

 

[Escape Goat]

the good sis terrisus got banned today. let me mourn.

 

[Sai-kun]

I was just trying to be funny, sorry



I don't know what this means.

Oh, no I wont. I'm too lethargic and surly to move around my existing mass, they should make me into some kind of pixie.

dream life!!!

the good sis terrisus got banned today. let me mourn.

So this is where the pics of hot guys live! Well let me pull up a chair and get comfy then. Guess I should do this

Your gender? Female
Your sexual orientation? Bi
Where Are You From? South Wales
Where Do You Live? London
How Old Are you? 33
Favorite Type of Music? Metal
Profession or Career interest? System accountant
Favorite video game(s)? Red Dead
What are your hobbies (other than gaming)? Comics, snowboarding, longboarding, singing in my band

Our ranks are growinnnggggggg. Welcome!

 

[Blood Diamonds]

So this is where the pics of hot guys live! Well let me pull up a chair and get comfy then. Guess I should do this

Your gender? Female
Your sexual orientation? Bi
Where Are You From? South Wales
Where Do You Live? London
How Old Are you? 33
Favorite Type of Music? Metal
Profession or Career interest? System accountant
Favorite video game(s)? Red Dead
What are your hobbies (other than gaming)? Comics, snowboarding, longboarding, singing in my band

Welcome! You have a band?

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Our ranks are growinnnggggggg. Welcome!

Welcome! Yoh have a band?

Thanks!

And yeah, metal band. Fairly new, I just joined them in January, but we're looking to start doing gigs now.

 

[esms]

the good sis terrisus got banned today. let me mourn.

¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[TheAbsolution]

the good sis terrisus got banned today. let me mourn.

Nooooooooo.
Why?

 

[Razmos]

So this is where the pics of hot guys live! Well let me pull up a chair and get comfy then. Guess I should do this

Your gender? Female
Your sexual orientation? Bi
Where Are You From? South Wales
Where Do You Live? London
How Old Are you? 33
Favorite Type of Music? Metal
Profession or Career interest? System accountant
Favorite video game(s)? Red Dead
What are your hobbies (other than gaming)? Comics, snowboarding, longboarding, singing in my band

Welcome to the home of hot guy pics!

 

[esms]

Nooooooooo.
Why?

If I was a betting man, I'd say he'll be back.

 

[Xaltheron]

Thanks!

And yeah, metal band. Fairly new, I just joined them in January, but we're looking to start doing gigs now.

You're the vocalist of a metal band? Damn that's awesome!
What genre of metal do you do?

And welcome!

 

[SoraanTribal]

If I was a betting man, I'd say he'll be back.

Isn't it a perma ban if your avatar is gone, too? (not sure, just what I thought)

That sucks though.