Please wear leather chaps
Congrats again for the job
Aaaaaw you know <3
But there's a different between bear, (silver) daddy and daddy bear tho
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Please wear leather chaps
Congrats again for the job
Aaaaaw you know <3
But there's a different between bear, (silver) daddy and daddy bear tho
Henchmen21
Banned
If you must know I'm vers (or at least will be when I finally do have sex)
In my eyes, everyone is a top until proven otherwise
umop_3pisdn
Member
word. and then you could ride squirrels and sparrows around and stuff. it would be adorable but also very exciting.
Does tumblr count as doing stuff? Like especially if you're doing it a lot.
Bottoming is dark and full of terrors.
Until you actually do it that is. Lord I was nervous the first time.
Henchmen21
Banned
That's what he said
I'm actually more curious about bottoming than topping. I suppose that's because most guys will already have a good idea of what topping is going to feel like, but bottoming is alien territory until explored.
I really need to learn how to be a good bottom
My first tine was unforgettable, I was with this bottom guy, we had 69, blah blah (too graphic) He said I have a nice ass and suddenly pull my waist closer to my face and blah blah (again too graphic), and then " I wanted to fuck you". The rest is too graphic and I bottomed only for few minutes and gave up
dragonlife
Member
Shove some fingers up there and you'll have an idea.
Eh, so do I.
I've only bottomed for 3 guys total, with my first boyfriend it hurt but it was good, and I was getting used to it. A couple of years after we broke up I bottomed for the hook up I mentioned recently, and it was really damn good.
Then I ended up with my second boyfriend and I simply wasn't able to do with it him, which is odd considering he was "smaller" than both guys previous, yet it really hurt for some reason.
Then when I hooked up with the guy again after we broke up, it hurt with him too and I just haven't been able to get into it at all.
Oversharing maybe, but it kinda sucks. I like it but just can't do it anymore for some reason.
Hmm? What do you mean by that. That most peoples first time is topping?
dragonlife
Member
Masturbation.
umop_3pisdn
Member
Just some fingers, like should they be yours or from some stray arm you have laying around the house or are both acceptable.
Nah, just that it's easier to imagine what topping will feel like, whereas bottoming you have no idea about until you try it.
Then again, what do I know, topping could be a completely different experience to how I imagine it to be, hopefully I'll find out sometime this year
lol, my OCD flinches at the mere thought of it. I guess there are adult toys, but that's not really the wisest thing to leave lying around when you're still living with your parents, that's definately not how I intend to come out to them >.>
dragonlife
Member
Considering people shove bottles and baseball bats up there, anything is acceptable if you truly believe.
umop_3pisdn
Member
I have a couple in my nightstand.
But i mean, prostate orgasms are real folks, and great. Try it!
Dead Prince
Banned
orange cone though.
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough
Henchmen21
Banned
dragonlife
Member
Top end?like my water bottle?
Your pic makes me thirstylike my water bottle?
In more ways than one
jk, love your facial hair though.
like my water bottle?
Where's the hairy chest?
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
He's okay, just taking a break.
blech too messy
a: dont leave your sex toys lying about
b: anal play ≠ gay or bi
Yeah, try to explain that to your parents >.>
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
psh, as if your dad never stuck a finger up there when he was younger
When you have a mother who has a habit of coming in to tidy your room while you're out (even when you tell her not to), you can never be too careful
Some of the shit she's found in my brothers room has taught me to not take any chances.
True, but that's the first thing that's going to pop into her mind. And will inevitably lead to the most awkward coming out ever.
Henchmen21
Banned
When you have a mother who has a habit of coming in to tidy your room while you're out (even when you tell her not to), you can never be too careful
Some of the shit she's found in my brothers room has taught me to not take any chances.
True, but that's the first thing that's going to pop into her mind. And will inevitiably lead to the most awkward coming out ever.
Tidy? Sounds more like an excuse for snooping.
umop_3pisdn
Member
I have a couple in my nightstand.
But i mean, prostate orgasms are real folks, and great. Try it!
What do you use as preservative I am disappointed with their shelf life.
When you have a mother who has a habit of coming in to tidy your room while you're out (even when you tell her not to), you can never be too careful
Some of the shit she's found in my brothers room has taught me to not take any chances.
True, but that's the first thing that's going to pop into her mind. And will inevitably lead to the most awkward coming out ever.
Accumulate a bunch of rope, zip ties, and rolls of duct tape. Plant the seed of doubt. Then you can make her feel silly for snooping and having her imagination run wild, and come out as 'only' gay, all at the same time.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
When you have a mother who has a habit of coming in to tidy your room while you're out (even when you tell her not to), you can never be too careful
lock your door
what did she find in your brother's room
maybe not. maybe your dad has a dildo and she uses it on him. never assume your father doesnt like anal play
Get out of there dawgWhen you have a mother who has a habit of coming in to tidy your room while you're out (even when you tell her not to), you can never be too careful
Some of the shit she's found in my brothers room has taught me to not take any chances.
True, but that's the first thing that's going to pop into her mind. And will inevitably lead to the most awkward coming out ever.
Henchmen21
Banned
^&^&)^&*)^%^$^&$^#$@*^%)% stupid mouse. I'm not clicking twice but it's acting like I am.
umop_3pisdn
Member
you're right, the stakes of that bet are just too high.
I can no longer feel satisfied unless my colon contains 1.8 kilograms of broken glass.
When you have a mother who has a habit of coming in to tidy your room while you're out (even when you tell her not to), you can never be too careful
Some of the shit she's found in my brothers room has taught me to not take any chances.
True, but that's the first thing that's going to pop into her mind. And will inevitiably lead to the most awkward coming out ever.
I wouldn't presume a nuanced understanding of the interplay (or lack of) between orientation and anal stimulation beyond butts = gay either; so I guess it probably would be a lot easier that way...
Was your brother hiding anything interesting, or just more dildos?
If you're at the point where you have to use preservatives, you've already failed. The storage space can make it prohibitive for some living arrangements, but keeping the limb's original mount relatively intact (with some concessions such as the removal of unnecessary limbs and organs) for as long as you require the limb in question is a much better solution in terms of ensuring the quality of the flesh in the mid-to-long term.
I had that same issue with my old mouse. I lived with it for way too long and I think I started doing a bunch of stuff to mitigate the issue.
I switched to and am still rocking with my brother's old MX518.
Fixed.
Genius! d(^_^)
From the outside? That would require a full-blown lock installed, that would make her even more suspicious.
Just standard straight stuff for the most part, magazines, DVDs
and a fleshlight.
STAHP! >.<
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
fleshlights are for gays too
This one was definately the straight/bi version, if you get my drift.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
Did you touch it
Oh god no! I saw it clearly enough whilst keeping a safe distance.
Welcome, bi sis!
Henchmen21
Banned
Just had a long discussion with my mother over white privilege. She thinks she doesn't have it because we're not rolling in the money. I tried explaining to her that it's not an economic situation but it's based on the inherent racism built into the system. She's not racist just highly naive.
Meh mine's just an Logitech one my dad got for free that he gave to me when my old one died.
edit: and my position as thread killer goes on!
Meh mine's just an Logitech one my dad got for free that he gave to me when my old one died.
edit: and my position as thread killer goes on!
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