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LGBTQIA+ | OT7 | ~First comes love, then comes marriage~
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Blood Diamonds
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Well for starters dont drink anything he offers at all
or just dont drink anything in his house
Blood Diamonds
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you okay? :v
unity of the void
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You didn't wake up in a bathtub filled with ice did you?
Escape Goat
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Seath why you Vaguebooking
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
spill
kitchenmotors
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BlueBadger
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omg I totally forgot about the existence of nifty.org...
Blood Diamonds
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messWhy he sounding like a nifty.org story from start to finish is what I wanna know?
You Know Nothing
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TIL what nifty.org is.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
hobo post if u r ok
No, it was my first time. If porn is anything to go by then I'd say that was very vanilla... lol
I just can't believe a guy like him would find me attractive... I was going all Jaden Smith on myself thinking "is real life happening right now?" xD
Why he sounding like a nifty.org story from start to finish is what I wanna know?
I'm offended, are you implying that...
... that I'm only as good of a writer as Nifty?
Nifty ain't got nothing on me!
Also, sorry all for my lewd posts! I know it's TMI, so I'll stop now.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
No, it was my first time. If porn is anything to go by then I'd say that was very vanilla... lol
I just can't believe a guy like him would find me attractive... I was going all Jaden Smith on myself thinking "is real life happening right now?" xD
Also, sorry all for my lewd posts! I know it's TMI, so I'll stop now.
honey you ainT scratched the surface yet
start at the beginning
BlueBadger
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Why are you all on nifty.org though?
my high school days of rubbing against the pillow and not counting it as masturbating tbh.
jk i knew what i was doing
Hehehe...
Well at first, as we got to his place I told him how I was afraid of STD's and one of the reasons why I didn't want to have sex, and how I felt insecure about myself, my body and how much I detested myself. That I wouldn't feel comfortable knowing that I pretty much hate myself and yada yada yada, words, words, words. blah blah blah. He was just listening and sat on the chair. I was getting ready to chicken out. I tried to convince myself that he wasn't all that good looking. He was average at the very least... Then he took his shirt off and praise the lord, sweet baby jesus... god is real. I forgot about everything else I said. Like it didn't even matter anymore.
We made out and the rest is history.
The end.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
did you meet at the gym first and then go to his house? did you arrive together or separately?
he just sat there and listened to you and then, without saying anything, took his shirt off and started making out with you?
how big was the d and did you use protection
did you top or just bottom
describe his apartment
what did he provide you with for refreshments?
BlueBadger
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thick protein supplement
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
whey, soy, or hemp?
Dead Prince
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what was on his bookshelf
BlueBadger
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RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
also, could you describe what he was wearing before he took his clothes off? type of clothing, colors, and also brands if possible
i want to know this too
i want to know this too
BlueBadger
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RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
depends on how heavy his balls were
whey, soy, and hemp are generated in the balls? from lightest to heaviest, i'm guessing - hemp, soy, whey? correct me if I'm wrong
set the scene 4 Ratsky
literally
We met at the gym first. He then suggested I should go to his place. We arrived together.
He was listening to me babble, and he took his shirt off and told me to get closer. Some touching, then making out and then it escalated from there.
It's big, well at least to me it was big lol. It's really nice.
As far as size... I'd say around 8 inches.
Yes we did use protection. He used a magnum. He fills it in nicely.
Well I was disappointed because
he doesn't really have much of a butt, and he is a top, he told me to give him a bj so I did, then anal. So I guess all I did was bottom. ;_;
You know I find it somewhat interesting that even though he is well endowed (again, in my humble opinion - I'm sure others will disagree with my definition of "well endowed"),
he gets soft really fast. Like during the bj, I would stop to catch my breath and he would get soft. I asked him why and he said he was tired. He suggested I should let it all the way in but I felt like I was going to choke when I tried... xD
He moved recently to a new apartment, which isn't really new, so it was mostly empty with a couple of chairs, no sofas and no TV, no refrigerators, almost nothing. Also, his AC doesn't work for some reason and it was hot and stuffy.
Just water.
BlueBadger
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Correct bb
BlueBadger
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Sort of on topic ish.. I've been sort of getting more and more comfortable with the idea of topping lately.
I don't know if anyone remembers months ago when I sort of described my traumatic first time trying it, and how I haven't really done it since. But I feel like I haven't really given it a fair chance since then. I know it seems stupid, but it's kind of a big deal for me to overcome this LOL.
The only issue is finding someone to try it with that won't laugh at me if I suck o/////o.
I don't know if anyone remembers months ago when I sort of described my traumatic first time trying it, and how I haven't really done it since. But I feel like I haven't really given it a fair chance since then. I know it seems stupid, but it's kind of a big deal for me to overcome this LOL.
The only issue is finding someone to try it with that won't laugh at me if I suck o/////o.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
in the same vehicle?
did he compliment and/or reassure you
are you gonna sex again or was it a one time thing?
whoa! also, cut/uncut?
er mah gaw
how is that possible? does he not know about squats or something?
blah binary roles are zzzz
creepy. i would have bailed. thank god you didnt get your throat slashed
he didnt even have any gym foods like gatorade or snack bars?
!
That sounds creepy! I'm happy you're okay
and gratz on the sex!
Apparently I make this face when getting it that turns guys on. According to sources.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
hobo will be glad do it!
yas queen
can you practice on a fleshlight, maybe?
hobo tbh
c3po and darth maul are both gay
EDIT: the leader of the bothans was also gay
They introduced a gay character in one of the newer books that is canon I believe.
BlueBadger
Banned
Sources, you say?
Option A, B, or C, would you say?
Lmao!
I probably could.. But I don't think it would be quite the same.. Fleshlights don't have a G-spot and stuff to worry about.. Or preparation beforehand.. Or thinking in general.. x_X.
But I mean.. a couple months ago or so
I was about to actually top this one guy I know.. But none of the condoms he had in his drawer would fit on me, and I refused to do bareback..
Maybe it was for the best tho, since I was pretty nervous, and he might have been the type to judge me if I didn't do a good job X_X
BlueBadger
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You don't fit into condoms cause? Too big or too small?
i don't want to be accused of brag posting
too thick tho.. :/ one condom ripped (cause we tried stretching it over), and when we tried rolling it on it wouldn't even move down.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
I think some fleshlights actually might have a simulated g-spot spot that you can, like, aim for or something
Absolutely, I think you need to be with someone who you can trust, turns you on and feel confident in yourself.
But I'm no expert... yet... xD
Yup. I don't drive to the gym because it's close by.
He did!
he complimented me on my butt! I was like really?? lol
He wanted me to stay at his place, and told me to call him next time. So idk... maybe.
Cut
Oh your gaw!
His legs are strong but they could be better. I told him he should do more leg day and he agreed, lol.
I know! But I did not feel like topping at all...
That's what I was thinking!
He didn't have anything other than bottled waters... lol.
Yes, I was creeped at first a little bit, lol. So empty and so quiet, oh and actuallyhe did not turn on the lights until I asked him if he could turn them on when we got to his apartment. That was creepy, lol
Rayis and BB are 3cute5me!
BlueBadger
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For reals? :O That might actually be helpful...
Haha right?!
I definitely have lots of experience in bottoming.. Now I just have to take this next step. I really do want to increase my versatility.
Rayis and BB are 3cute5me!
^///////^
We need to hangout tbh. 😎😆
Does this mean I can ship B-Dex and BB? o/
BadgerDex.
I dunno we were both at artrave and that queen did not come say hi to me.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
do you usually walk or ride a bike?
see! you got something going for you after all! confidence boost!
do you want to do it again with him?
oh well, no one's perfect
His legs are strong but they could be better. I told him he should do more leg day and he agreed, lol.
how silly
I know! But I did not feel like topping at all...
why not?
were they at least flavored?
lmao he wanted to lead you through his empty apartment in the dark?! maybe he didn't want you to see that his apartment was empty?
I think so...
BlueBadger
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We sure do!
I like that ship name LOL!Does this mean I can ship B-Dex and BB? \o/
BadgerDex.
i'm so sorry!! I really am ;____;. If I had left my spot in that crowded pit I would have never gotten it back! :'( forgive meeee.
I'll look into it! Thanks bb!
TIL what nifty.org is.
Iconic site tbh I've looked at stuff on there since I first started actually being interested in porn.
There's some really dark and totally disgusting stuff on there but if u stick to stuff like college/athletics/beginnings it's p good 🎉 God I love a well written smut story. Unf.
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