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[Berordn]

I'm trying out new things

just remember that you can't tear it off him if it's high quality

 

[Crayons]

just remember that you can't tear it off him if it's high quality

okay. thanks

I think I should watch a few office pornos in order to prepare

 

[Bladenic]

why yall keep stanning myvidster i tried searching porn on there and they had shit

 

[berzeli]

why yall keep stanning myvidster i tried searching porn on there and they had shit

Did you disable the parental safeguard thingy?

 

[Bladenic]

Did you disable the parental safeguard thingy?

yeah I mean i saw some porn but it wasn't much, certainly not compared to other sites in terms of selection. of course i'm also picky, and by picky i mean "wrestling" only usually. just a preference, no offense to anyone

 

[B-Dex]

yeah I mean i saw some porn but it wasn't much, certainly not compared to other sites in terms of selection. of course i'm also picky, and by picky i mean "wrestling" only usually. just a preference, no offense to anyone

Only into wrestling porn? Oprah.gif

 

[Aeriscloud]

This made me smile but who uses google to look up porn?

We can't all use our 1980's VHS directory like you henchmen.

 

[Tuck]

So completely off topic, but I just discovered that Bing is really good for porn.

Who knew?

-

Hooking up with some random stranger is getting increasingly more appealing. My boyfriend search is going absolutely nowhere, and has been that way for almost an entire fucking year. Kind of depressing. Actually, scratch that - really depressing. Yet at the same time, I can't really bring myself to do it. Maybe a few more months will make me sufficiently desperate.

 

[Kevyt]

Discord is down??

Man... it sure seems to be common. I want my future bf to go down on me as much as Discord does.

Hooking up with some random stranger is getting increasingly more appealing. My boyfriend search is going absolutely nowhere, and has been that way for almost an entire fucking year. Kind of depressing. Actually, scratch that - really depressing. Yet at the same time, I can't really bring myself to do it. Maybe a few more months will make me sufficiently desperate.

It's so much easier to hook up too, for some reason. Are you using like dating apps or just meeting people?

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Well, Google ain't the one giving me $10 in Amazon credit every month for using their site. Bing can and certainly does buy my loyalty and affection. 👢💵

same tbh

bing the goat*

*this post sponsored by bing search engine

 

[B-Dex]

Hawaii 5-0 uses Bing too.

 

[Kevyt]

When you are fighting with your bf and he's bigger and stronger than you

:3

 

[Aarglefarg]

I am listening to this froot music to expand my horizons.

It isn't very good.

same tbh

bing the goat*

*this post sponsored by bing search engine

*binging the goat is not recommended

 

[hateradio]

same tbh

bing the goat*

*this post sponsored by bing search engine

I make my own money. I don't need no Amazon sugar daddy. *snaps*

DuckDuckGo for life! Although they recently started pushing some Yahoo search in there. :/

 

[Ahasverus]

Hooking up with some random stranger is getting increasingly more appealing. My boyfriend search is going absolutely nowhere, and has been that way for almost an entire fucking year. Kind of depressing. Actually, scratch that - really depressing. Yet at the same time, I can't really bring myself to do it. Maybe a few more months will make me sufficiently desperate.

I've had grindr occasionally and haven't been able to hookup successfully haha it's not easy to lower your standards. Got one great friend though. I'm terrible at sex life lol

 

[Blood Diamonds]

I love the fact that I've been on Summer break for like 2 weeks only and my sleeping schedule is already severely fucked up.

 

[CornBurrito]

For the dudes with boyfriends/husbands: Are you two open about finding other dudes attractive?

 

[Deleted member 465307]

For the dudes with boyfriends/husbands: Are you two open about finding other dudes attractive?

When I was in a relationship, we were. However, I think those discussions were mostly limited to celebrities or people we saw in whatever we were watching. There might have been a couple more "accessible" people we talked about, but the few times I can think of that happening were when it was relevant to a story or the conversation, i.e., it wasn't freely and spontaneously shared.

 

[Tuck]

I've had grindr occasionally and haven't been able to hookup successfully haha it's not easy to lower your standards. Got one great friend though. I'm terrible at sex life lol

For me its that I'm not into the guys that message me, and the guys I am into typically don't respond. I can lower my standards... somewhat. But theres so many who just don't appeal to me at all. But also I'm super freaked out about getting some zombie-std from some random stranger. Much rather have sex with someone I'm at least familiar with. But I'm probably just overly paranoid.

 

[Henchmen21]

For me its that I'm not into the guys that message me, and the guys I am into typically don't respond. I can lower my standards... somewhat. But theres so many who just don't appeal to me at all. But also I'm super freaked out about getting some zombie-std from some random stranger. Much rather have sex with someone I'm at least familiar with. But I'm probably just overly paranoid.

That's why condoms were invented.

 

[Tuck]

That's why condoms were invented.

Condoms can break. Thats why my brother has a daughter.

Obviously the risk is very small though, I know that. Its just something I should get over. Also, people don't use condoms for oral sex which tends to defeat to purpose cause contrary to popular belief you can get an std from it.

 

[Astral Dog]

In Orlando there is a conmemorative gay party for the month! Painting, Dinne r, Fashion shows and some "famous" celebrities it sounds cool fun

Spoiler

only saw the poster maybe someday i could go

Has anybody been to similar events?

 

[CornBurrito]

When I was in a relationship, we were. However, I think those discussions were mostly limited to celebrities or people we saw in whatever we were watching. There might have been a couple more "accessible" people we talked about, but the few times I can think of that happening were when it was relevant to a story or the conversation, i.e., it wasn't freely and spontaneously shared.

Would it be weird to just kind of freely/spontaneously share that?

 

[Ahasverus]

For the dudes with boyfriends/husbands: Are you two open about finding other dudes attractive?

Yeah absolutely, but not in the "damn i want to fuck him" tone. Saying "X is very handsome isn't he?" or "X looks really good" without declaring your intention to break your commitment to pursue them is perfectly valid. You can't expect each other to be the only target of the other, well functioning, eyes. Beauty disappears as a relationship factor with time anyways. You lose the grasp of your S.O. Attractiveness.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

Condoms can break. Thats why my brother has a daughter.

Obviously the risk is very small though, I know that. Its just something I should get over. Also, people don't use condoms for oral sex which tends to defeat to purpose cause contrary to popular belief you can get an std from it.

YEEESSSS. Paranoia brothers! Also, people don't talk about that aspect of oral enough (for this paranoid person's taste ).

Would it be weird to just kind of freely/spontaneously share that?

I imagine in a situation where there is solid trust, a healthy sex life, and little to no body/attractiveness insecurity, that wouldn't be weird or an issue at all. For a healthy relationship, it seems hypothetically fine to me! Maybe not something to talk about on the first date, but I could definitely see that being a part of my romantic future (if such a future exists).

Edit: For context, I'm thinking about this from a monogamistic perspective and as someone who probably wouldn't be down to have threesomes, etc. I imagine my opinions might be different if that weren't the case.

 

[Bel Marduk]

So completely off topic, but I just discovered that Bing is really good for porn.

Who knew?

-

Hooking up with some random stranger is getting increasingly more appealing. My boyfriend search is going absolutely nowhere, and has been that way for almost an entire fucking year. Kind of depressing. Actually, scratch that - really depressing. Yet at the same time, I can't really bring myself to do it. Maybe a few more months will make me sufficiently desperate.

Instead of looking for a boyfriend, you should look for porn in Bing. I'm surprised that anyone uses Bing for anything else.

 

[Crayons]

There is this really hot, italian, tattooed 'bad boy' that I'm like a 95% match with on OkCupid and oh my god do I want him

 

[Sai-kun]

For the dudes with boyfriends/husbands: Are you two open about finding other dudes attractive?

my girlfriend and I are pretty open about it, although she makes fun of me sometimes because I definitely have a 'type' that makes her roll her eyes lol. I don't bring it up every time I see a hot guy though, I know that can make partners uncomfortable, so I save it for when we're out having a few drinks or just people watching.

 

[IvorB]

Started a new job a few weeks ago. In the US now to meet the rest of my team and find out today my manager is gay and married to another man.

 

[Deleted member 465307]

Started a new job a few weeks ago. In the US now to meet the rest of my team and find out today my manager is gay and married to another man.

Is same-sex marriage legal where you live?

 

[Mostmanlyman]

Discord is down??

Man... it sure seems to be common. I want my future bf to go down on me as much as Discord does.

So almost never?

 

[hateradio]

For the dudes with boyfriends/husbands: Are you two open about finding other dudes attractive?

When I was in a relationship, we were. However, I think those discussions were mostly limited to celebrities or people we saw in whatever we were watching. There might have been a couple more "accessible" people we talked about, but the few times I can think of that happening were when it was relevant to a story or the conversation, i.e., it wasn't freely and spontaneously shared.

p'much

 

[Vorg]

Yeah absolutely, but not in the "damn i want to fuck him" tone. Saying "X is very handsome isn't he?" or "X looks really good" without declaring your intention to break your commitment to pursue them is perfectly valid. You can't expect each other to be the only target of the other, well functioning, eyes. Beauty disappears as a relationship factor with time anyways. You lose the grasp of your S.O. Attractiveness.

Pretty much this.

 

[Kevyt]

I've had grindr occasionally and haven't been able to hookup successfully haha it's not easy to lower your standards. Got one great friend though. I'm terrible at sex life lol

Just lower your standards!

For me its that I'm not into the guys that message me, and the guys I am into typically don't respond. I can lower my standards... somewhat. But theres so many who just don't appeal to me at all. But also I'm super freaked out about getting some zombie-std from some random stranger. Much rather have sex with someone I'm at least familiar with. But I'm probably just overly paranoid.

That fear will slowly go away.

As long as you communicate with your partner and practice safe sex you'll be okay.

 

[Berordn]

okay. thanks

I think I should watch a few office pornos in order to prepare

There is literally never a time where you shouldn't be watching office porno

Spoiler

which is the best genre of porno tbh

I imagine in a situation where there is solid trust, a healthy sex life, and little to no body/attractiveness insecurity, that wouldn't be weird or an issue at all. For a healthy relationship, it seems hypothetically fine to me! Maybe not something to talk about on the first date, but I could definitely see that being a part of my romantic future (if such a future exists).

Edit: For context, I'm thinking about this from a monogamistic perspective and as someone who probably wouldn't be down to have threesomes, etc. I imagine my opinions might be different if that weren't the case.

This is the case in my relationship at least. I don't constantly fawn over other guys but we share who we find attractive. Sometimes tumblr is involved though so we might get a little more detailed on our interests in them below the belt, heh.

 

[Zero²]

For the dudes with boyfriends/husbands: Are you two open about finding other dudes attractive?

Yes, but it's just comments about clothing, nothing too out there. Like, oh he is sure looking good with that shirt/pants.
But yea, as a relationship ages, so does the attraction, it's complicated. I'm picking up my slack by working out, but more about personal reasons than because of him.
One thing that helps a lot is not spending 24hrs together, time alone is the best thing to a relationship!

 

[CornBurrito]

Yes, but it's just comments about clothing, nothing too out there. Like, oh he is sure looking good with that shirt/pants.
But yea, as a relationship ages, so does the attraction, it's complicated. I'm picking up my slack by working out, but more about personal reasons than because of him.
One thing that helps a lot is not spending 24hrs together, time alone is the best thing to a relationship!

I'm more talking about "oh he's cute". Not desire for infidelity. Or the waning of attraction with age.

 

[KmA]

For me its that I'm not into the guys that message me, and the guys I am into typically don't respond. I can lower my standards... somewhat. But theres so many who just don't appeal to me at all. But also I'm super freaked out about getting some zombie-std from some random stranger. Much rather have sex with someone I'm at least familiar with. But I'm probably just overly paranoid.

This is my experience on grindr tbh. I usually wait for people to message me and when someone I'm interested in starts talking to me I feel like they either always lose interest, found someone hotter to talk to, or finished jacking off after I sent a few pics. It's very perpetual and so disheartening tbh.

 

[Ardainian Soldier]

For me its that I'm not into the guys that message me, and the guys I am into typically don't respond. I can lower my standards... somewhat. But theres so many who just don't appeal to me at all. But also I'm super freaked out about getting some zombie-std from some random stranger. Much rather have sex with someone I'm at least familiar with. But I'm probably just overly paranoid.

This is my experience on grindr tbh. I usually wait for people to message me and when someone I'm interested in starts talking to me I feel like they either always lose interest, found someone hotter to talk to, or finished jacking off after I sent a few pics. It's very perpetual and so disheartening tbh.

Glad I'm not the only one with this problem. I just recently deleted all my dating apps and online dating profiles because it was making me feel so shitty. It'll be nice to get away from all that stress for a couple of months.

 

[Kevyt]

You can get a 5.8 TFLOP GPU at a price point of $200.

What a time to be alive, thank you based Raja Kouduri/AMD

#teamRed

🙏

 

[Veeboy]

I just woke up and after spending less than a minute browsing trending topics on twitter I found porn of the new Pokemon professor.

So I guess people are still excited about Sun and Moon then...

 

[Mostmanlyman]

I just woke up and after spending less than a minute browsing trending topics on twitter I found porn of the new Pokemon professor.

So I guess people are still excited about Sun and Moon then...

Got to be the first to capitalize on the new market

 

[Tuck]

Glad I'm not the only one with this problem. I just recently deleted all my dating apps and online dating profiles because it was making me feel so shitty. It'll be nice to get away from all that stress for a couple of months.

Lol I did the opposite. I took a break from Grindr and Okcupid (Though not from tindr and POF), but now I'm back on all four.

Like a sucker.

 

[fernoca]

Lol I did the opposite. I took a break from Grindr and Okcupid (Though not from tindr and POF), but now I'm back on all four.

Like a sucker.

In more ways than one it seems.

 

[Crayons]

In more ways than one it seems.

lol! nice one

 

[Deleted member 465307]

I just woke up and after spending less than a minute browsing trending topics on twitter I found porn of the new Pokemon professor.

So I guess people are still excited about Sun and Moon then...

Kotaku reported on it. I won't post most of the images there (EDIT: there are NSFW images), but artists have basically given Kukui every body type. I love that someone pointed out he's wearing sweatpants. An icon in the making.

 

[Salarians]

Professor Kukui is nice but kind of boring.

#1 Rowan
#2 Birch
#3 Kukui
imo

Edit:

(some are sort of NSFW, but none are NSFW, even if you get a hint or two at that)

lol there are dicks out

 

[LambdaTeos]

Birch is the best of all ! give me some bear :3

Edit: apparently there's an episode where Birch is shirtless hahahahah (I stared too long) I regret searching images at work XD (everyone knows i'm gay thou....still..)

 

[Fix-It Felix. Jr.]

I'll take the silver fox.

 

[3phemeral]

Kotaku reported on it. I won't post most of the images there (some are sort of NSFW, but none are NSFW, even if you get a hint or two at that), but artists have basically given Kukui every body type. I love that someone pointed out he's wearing sweatpants. An icon in the making.

They must have updated since you posted because there's mow a full-blown spread-eagle shot with him progressing from full tent to completely nude.