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LGBTQIA+ |OT8| PrEPare Yourself.
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I'm gonna scream how much sex are you having sis?!
Escape Goat
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I still think FF XV going with an all dudes cast was a mistake considering a whole bunch of the most popular characters in the franchise were women.
Also the game just doesn't look very fun but at this point I think there's nothing Square Enix can do about it. They should just get done with it and get their shit together for the next one. They seriously need to get the franchise some good will back.
Also lol that new Metal Gear game is such a Capcom move. Konami has nothing, at this point I would like them to die so some competent people can buy the franchises they ruined over the years (mostly Castlevania and Bomberman).
Also the game just doesn't look very fun but at this point I think there's nothing Square Enix can do about it. They should just get done with it and get their shit together for the next one. They seriously need to get the franchise some good will back.
Also lol that new Metal Gear game is such a Capcom move. Konami has nothing, at this point I would like them to die so some competent people can buy the franchises they ruined over the years (mostly Castlevania and Bomberman).
at the time of your posting he literally was though I swear to god
He's my submissive latin lover
we made love twice and then i kicked him out of my house
Pamplemousse
Member
Crayon's life sounds so fascinating. He needs his own reality show.
What Metal Gear Game?
*Goes over to gaming*
Lmao
That could be your life too!
Hey, I'm not the one going out with a cop
Pamplemousse
Member
It didn't work out with Cop. My two week foray into dating/meeting is over.
Oh, that's too bad. Did he at least put you in handcuffs?
You sound like me when I began using apps.
Now I know what I want, I know what I can get, and It's been going great for me.
FFXV, Persona 5, and the release date of Trails of Cold Steel 2 have really got me excited for video games again. Like I haven't been looking forward to anything in such a long time. My gay ass is going to finally play some video games! *lana del rey starts playing in the background*
Pamplemousse
Member
No, it's so sad cuz it was almost perfect.
I know what I want. I just can't have it.
I know right. Try a lifetime.
I'll stop being depressing now. Sorry brehs.
Well to be fair I should say that I'm not masturbating or anything, so it's way harder to keep going. Also getting guys is not hard, you all just need to lower expectations and there will always be someone wanting to fuck.
Wait are you saying you're a virgin?
i_am_ben
running_here_and_there
Canyon's drugging people like he's Bill Cosby. sad.
i love sex, and i love ecstasy, but i never had sex on ecstasy. i should probably correct that
i didnt get any sleep last night
Captain Europe
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Just making Stella playable would have made it much better. Hate to say it, but even the cast of FF13 was more interesting.
I feel so bad when I think "I haven't had sex in a while" but it's only been a week or too, especially since my straight bros sometimes go dry for months.
No, it's so sad cuz it was almost perfect.
I know what I want. I just can't have it.
Dating is gonna be shitty, that's part of it, but you have to believe that 1) You are a good catch 2) that a person who fits you is out there
I, like a lot of gays, seem to have issues with confidence, probably because we didn't get a chance to openly work through these things in high school like our straight peers. Even right now, I don't like how I look, but I'm choosing to believe I'm pretty awesome anyway. This small shift in perspective has helped me form a more healthy relationship with dating.
On the second point, I'm consistently surprised that every time I feel hopeless, some great guy comes into my life. Even if it ends poorly, I'm better for the experience, since I have more data to figure out how to date going forward.
You certainly can have it, but you can't hurry love. You're really young anyway, so you're gonna be a pro or basically married by the time you're my age.
Zantetsuken88
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No, it's so sad cuz it was almost perfect.
I know what I want. I just can't have it.
I know right. Try a lifetime.
I'll stop being depressing now. Sorry brehs.
Like
I'm really struggling to buy this. I'm not usually the sceptical type, but unless your ridiculous youtube video and wank clip are fake and you've essentially catfished us all - there's really no reason why you should struggle to get guys.
So either this is all a big fat cry for attention
or
There's a deeper reason why things aren't working out for you, perhaps related to your behaviour, personality or expectations. (or all 3)
Yeah, I need to see the receipts!
Pamplemousse
Member
My porno doesn't exist anymore sorry. I might make another one with better lighting, though.
It's not that I have trouble getting guys to go out with me. I just can't BE with them. I'm fine with being an innocent virgin until my death. 👼🏼
Zantetsuken88
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Zero²;213983526 said:
It wasn't shared publicly and frankly could have been anyone. No evidence it was actually him.
As a rule LettersGAF does tend to be unreasonably attractive.
Me right now including helmet hair and cycle-sweat.
Escape Goat
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Zantetsuken88
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WaiT those selfies fuck
This calls for an appropriate gif
Omfg have you seen the movie that's from? The Final Girls? It's so good!
Pamplemousse
Member
😾 Excuse you. You could compare the freckles on my left nipple to the YouTube video and see that they matched. Just accept the fact that you saw Pample dong. Let it in.
Everyone's very handsome as always. 💯
Zantetsuken88
Member
How do we even know the YT vid was you though...
Henchmen21
Banned
Since when can you show dong on YT?
Escape Goat
Member
its a new world.
Henchmen21
Banned
A whole new world you might say.
Zantetsuken88
Member
Firstly, there is many a dong on Youtube. If you know where to look.
Secondly, his dong wasn't on YT - he did a YT video of his face. It was completely gratuitous.
Had my first real threesome today. It was incredibly fun and not awkward at all and both guys were ridiculously hot. There was even double penetration.
Moving on up in the world!
(Also today I found out that my temporary contract job is being made permanent, woop)
Edit: oh, we doing selfies?
Moving on up in the world!
(Also today I found out that my temporary contract job is being made permanent, woop)
Edit: oh, we doing selfies?
Zero²;213993414 said:I'm lazy so I'm gonna repost from another thread
Me and my cutie. I'm the one in grey btw
Y'all are too hot for this world tbh
Shameless post-gym pic
Escape Goat
Member
Grats on the sex?
Zantetsuken88
Member
Well hellooooo there, dollface
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
How's it going
Who has time for that though?! -__-
Thanks, sounds like a winner!
Pamplemousse
Member
If I were going to catfish, why would I choose a pasty, scrawny guy? I would have chosen a hunky beefcake like JCX. 👀
Besides, no one but yours truly is deranged enough to make a video like that. I'm very proud of it.
I happen to really like pasty, scrawny guys
Zantetsuken88
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Helloooo
It was truly a work of art.
Honestly all the complements 0.0
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