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LGBTQIA+ |OT9| The Return of the Queen

Vazduh

Member
I don't get the appeal of Edward (says the lesbian so clearly she wouldn't). But there is some amazing Bella/Rosalie slash out there. Wish it got more exposure.

Ikr? You're right about Edward.

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He's one of the most boring characters ever. There's nothing interesting about him since he's ~perfect~ (although is a foot-face in the movie since he's played by Rob P so that's one imperfection).

Yep. She basically just stole that "not BDSM" scene from the last Twilight books and made fan fiction based off it then changed the names slightly and got obscenely rich off idiot housewives desperate to get off.

I need to figure out a market like that to tap into.

Take inspiration from the literary icon of sex, De'Nesha Diamond.



Imagine these ~iconic~ scenes with a hint of S&M :ahh:
 
I bet Chandler/Joey fancfic would've been huge if the Internet were big during Friends.

But BtVS slashfic was pretty huge on the internet during the same era.

Anyone geeky enough to write slashfic is probably more motivated than the average person to get an internet connection.
 

Palmer27

Member
Thanks! And yes, I do go there! :)

Now kiss!

I don't go there, I'm studying in London, I mean we can dream.
Nah, only because a couple of friends (or seemingly everyone ever) do go to Lincoln

Yep. She basically just stole that "not BDSM" scene from the last Twilight books and made fan fiction based off it then changed the names slightly and got obscenely rich off idiot housewives desperate to get off.

I need to figure out a market like that to tap into.

Sex-starved straight husbands. What fantasies do straight guys have that would be deemed a culturally acceptable taboo by the mainstream? Genuinely have no idea
 

WaffleTaco

Wants to outlaw technological innovation.
Yep. She basically just stole that "not BDSM" scene from the last Twilight books and made fan fiction based off it then changed the names slightly and got obscenely rich off idiot housewives desperate to get off.

I need to figure out a market like that to tap into.
Let's stop this "rich idiot housewives," stereotype...it's grossly inaccurate and kind of insultingly sexist.
 
If anything we should take a cue from Adorno circa 1941 and insult bourgeois lamos getting excited by pablum with a mildly subversive flavour
 

Bladenic

Member
I mean no lol? A lot of women read this, especially ones who weren't just "housewives." And seriously who gives a shit if they do like the books/film?


You could easily find that on the internet...unless you are talking about a movie.

I meant blame Real Housewives for that stereotype but I said I guess because I don't really know lmao

Anyway I wish I was strong enough to volunteer at the local animal shelter. But I just can't handle being around all those cute cats and dogs that swarm you because they're so attention deprived.
 

Rayis

Member
Why watch it instead of living it? Also tons of porn tbh

I've actually kinda done similar stuff
(I'm Mr. Grey)
, but still, I want a softcore movie heavy on the eroticism, the BDSM gay porn I've found is pretty meh to me, too heavy on the sadism.
 

WaffleTaco

Wants to outlaw technological innovation.
I meant blame Real Housewives for that stereotype but I said I guess because I don't really know lmao

Anyway I wish I was strong enough to volunteer at the local animal shelter. But I just can't handle being around all those cute cats and dogs that swarm you because they're so attention deprived.
Opps my bad
 

driggonny

Banned
Anyway I wish I was strong enough to volunteer at the local animal shelter. But I just can't handle being around all those cute cats and dogs that swarm you because they're so attention deprived.

I did this for a summer. The one I volunteered at had enough room so that all the animals were in separate kennels so there was no issue of "swarming" :p The workers were very appreciative because every other volunteer was doing it for community service.

Do it for the cute animals! :D
 

Bladenic

Member
I did this for a summer. The one I volunteered at had enough room so that all the animals were in separate kennels so there was no issue of "swarming" :p The workers were very appreciative because every other volunteer was doing it for community service.

Do it for the cute animals! :D

I did do it once. So the cats are all in a huge room with lots of room to play and toys etc. So if you enter, they swarm you seeking attention and even attack each other in competition. I remember sitting down and having at least 10 cats all climbing and shoving into me. It was cute yet heartbreaking because I wanted to adopt everyone. Dogs are in their own cage each but again, as you walk into their area, they're barking and jumping against the fence with such enthusiasm as to imitate a child discovering candy for the first time.

I just can't handle not being able to adopt them all and not giving them all equal and enough attention. But I may go anyway, that or I may volunteer at the hospital as I've done long ago.
 

Dany

Banned
That new Katy Perry song is tragic

edit: omfg at the clerb this shit jams


Edit 2: loved season 3 of the fall, such a tragic show but so well done <3
 
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