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[Sai-kun]

Transgender is not a verb, it's a noun
As such, "transgendered" is an incorrect usage of the word. You don't get "gayd" or "lesbianed", right?

Also, not all transgender people want vaginas...

Vaginas certainly have a lot of maintenance. You need to wipe a certain way, make sure it's clean but not too clean or you may leave yourself open to yeast infections, UTI infections and stuff like that. Not to mention cleaning it after sex is a tad bit harder than a penis...

yah vagina maintenance is crazy compared to how easy it is to keep a dick clean

 

[KmA]

And yet... dick cheese is still a thing

 

[Vazra]

And yet... dick cheese is still a thing

Nasty people will be nasty regardless of the gender.

 

[Butterfly Witch]

Stone cold.

 

[DyslexicAlucard]

I don't like where this page is going already...

I think I would cry if I was lactose intolerant or coeliac. I know certain cheeses are fine for people with lactose intolerance but I couldn't function without dairy or gluten.

I think I could deal with being lactose intolerant. I don't drink a lot of milk or eat cheese/yogurt since changing my lifestyle, so I wouldn't miss much. However, I wouldn't want to go to glucose-free breads; they're stiff, small and expensive as hell.

 

[Aarglefarg]

I saw this interview on the news where this guy was saying people who are lactose intolerant should have some dairy and it is only bad if they have too much after not having any or if they have it without anything else, or they ascribe any issues they have to milk regardless of it it was the actual cause.

https://news.uns.purdue.edu/html4ever/1997/9712.Savaiano.intolerance.html

 

[Dany]

That is perhaps true. But I have a lot of issues with milk. Cheese is okay. I get lil bloaty off yogurt and ice-cream.

I've switched over to almond milk and i don't have issues. It's not like I'm missing any essential vitamins or minerals from milk.

edit; tomorrow is the first day I get to work on the unit floor and assigned patients. wreck D:

 

[DOWN]

Why not lactose free milk?

Congrats and good luck on your first day with the assignments Dany!

 

[CornBurrito]

Had my office Christmas party.

Confirmed my crush is 100% straight. Had fun anyways.

 

[DOWN]

does anyone use the term haux

 

[Dany]

Why not lactose free milk?

Congrats and good luck on your first day with the assignments Dany!

Thanks! Lactaid is twice as much as Almond Milk and I like buying vanilla milk and mixing it with protein powder and cereal.

 

[Butterfly Witch]

The problem with lactose intolerance is that they sneak milk into all kinds of stuff and then "forget" to mention anywhere relevant.

Having an unusual food allergy myself I can certainly relate to oftentimes being worried or tricked by stuff and ending up eating stuff I shouldn't.

 

[ZombiePlatypus]

Ugh so I'm working retail, and some lady stormed in complaining that we wouldn't let her park in our handicapped spot in our private parking.

She's handicapped, but full out declared she wanted to park there and not shop at the store. And when I brought up the fact that what she wanted to do isn't fair for handicapped customers that are actually gonna shop with us, her response was just "not my problem." wtf man.

 

[Kevyt]

Had my office Christmas party.

Confirmed my crush is 100% straight. Had fun anyways.

He brought his girlfriend over or something?

 

[Sibylus]

The problem with lactose intolerance is that they sneak milk into all kinds of stuff and then "forget" to mention anywhere relevant.

Having an unusual food allergy myself I can certainly relate to oftentimes being worried or tricked by stuff and ending up eating stuff I shouldn't.

Yup. Part of my life is just accepting an elevated background level of gastric disturbance and taking lactase religiously with foods I know contain lactose.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I want to learn more about vagina maintenance.

I think I would cry if I was lactose intolerant or coeliac. I know certain cheeses are fine for people with lactose intolerance but I couldn't function without dairy or gluten.

Trying being both! rip ;___;

However, I wouldn't want to go to gluten-free breads; they're stiff, small and expensive as hell.

It's like $6 for half a loaf!

Why not lactose free milk?

Literally 2x the price for 1/2 as much as a gallon of the regular kind.

Having an unusual food allergy myself

Ooh, what is it?

Yup. Part of my life is just accepting an elevated background level of gastric disturbance and taking lactase religiously with foods I know contain lactose.

Lactaid pills only work part of the time for me and I can never be sure when they'll kick in and when they won't. :/

 

[Butterfly Witch]

Ooh, what is it?

I'm allergic to capsaicin, so any kind of plant from the Capsicum genus is off limits.

Examples are any kind of hot peppers like jalapenos and the like, the more potent they are the worse my allergic reaction. Even something as mild as bell peppers will fuck me up for a good while.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

I'm allergic to capsaicin, so any kind of plant from the Capsicum genus is off limits.

Examples are any kind of hot peppers like jalapenos and the like, the more potent they are the worse my allergic reaction. Even something as mild as bell peppers will fuck me up for a good while.

Whoa, I've never even heard of that. Is it very difficult avoiding foods containing capsaicin? Also, would pepper spray be considered a lethal weapon? :x

 

[Sigismundo]

Trying being both! rip ;___;

Oh god, I'm so sorry.

It's like $6 for half a loaf!

Oh god, I'm so sorry.

 

[Haly]

I'm allergic to capsaicin, so any kind of plant from the Capsicum genus is off limits.

Examples are any kind of hot peppers like jalapenos and the like, the more potent they are the worse my allergic reaction. Even something as mild as bell peppers will fuck me up for a good while.

Oh man that's awful.

Capsaicin is a fundamental part of my diet.

 

[Golnei]

I'm allergic to capsaicin, so any kind of plant from the Capsicum genus is off limits.

Examples are any kind of hot peppers like jalapenos and the like, the more potent they are the worse my allergic reaction. Even something as mild as bell peppers will fuck me up for a good while.

 

[daripad]

I'm allergic to capsaicin, so any kind of plant from the Capsicum genus is off limits.

Examples are any kind of hot peppers like jalapenos and the like, the more potent they are the worse my allergic reaction. Even something as mild as bell peppers will fuck me up for a good while.

oh crap I live in Mexico, so that stuff is essential for me

 

[Butterfly Witch]

Whoa, I've never even heard of that. Is it very difficult avoiding foods containing capsaicin? Also, would pepper spray be considered a lethal weapon? :x

Potentially, yes. Probably more so if ingested or inhaled.

But then again, notice how they're called "less-than-lethal" and not "non-lethal".

Funny story:

One day my wife and my partner went out and we were travelling. We ended up stopping at some gas station and decided to snatch some quick breakfast since they had a hot breakfast station. I grabbed a "Egg, cheese and Bacon" burrito, we paid for our stuff and left.

Couple of bites in, something felt odd. It tasted hot even if I didn't feel any heat. I have them try it for me and no one could be sure. Eventually I looked at the package and under the very small print it had the ingredients. Buried within that list "diced jalapenos".

 

[RM8]

oh crap I live in Mexico, so that stuff is essential for me

I didn't even know such allergy was a thing, it must be hell having it while living in Mexico :0

 

[mantidor]

Good god that Facebook retrospective of 2016 is all kinds of depressing, the only happy moments are from the Olympics.

 

[CornBurrito]

He brought his girlfriend over or something?

No he had mentioned his ex girlfriend before. He brought her up the the dinner and people gave him advice on how to get back in the dating game. From the conversation it was pretty clear he has no interest in men.

 

[edgefusion]

Why is it so hard to buy shirts? I have 3 shirts ordered from ASOS all the same labelled size but WILDLY different fits. Why can't a size just be the size that it is? I hate clothes shopping.

 

[Beefy]

Lactose intolerant for the win!

Spoiler

loss

 

[Pyrokai]

Had my office Christmas party.

Confirmed my crush is 100% straight. Had fun anyways.

Oh no! This always the worst

Looks like we're both trying to get over crushes

 

[Beefy]

The girl I liked for a while suddenly started texting me yesterday, she has just come out of a relationship.

Good news: She was crazy into me and texted me loads with out much break.
Bad news: Went on about coming back to mine for a fuck and other sex chat way too much that it put me off.

People that are sex obsessed are a turn off.

 

[Cosmic Bus]

Why is it so hard to buy shirts? I have 3 shirts ordered from ASOS all the same labelled size but WILDLY different fits. Why can't a size just be the size that it is? I hate clothes shopping.

Asos, along with Levis and H&M, is one of those astonishingly inconsistent companies when it comes to sizing. A shame since they're a decent place to get cheap, disposable knock-offs from whatever's trendy.

 

[Zero²]

Sex is about having fun, being obsessed with it is as bad as anything else. And I say that with experience.

 

[Haly]

I avoid ordering clothes whenever I can help it. Have to try it on in store.

I will order stuff after getting the sizing right. Got this from Superdry the other day:

I had actually confirmed the size in person last December and I've been waiting for a price drop ever since.

 

[Kevyt]

This week is starting off great! o/

Happy Monday y'all!!

 

[Dead Prince]

This week is starting off great! o/

Happy Monday y'all!!

i'm happy for you.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

Potentially, yes. Probably more so if ingested or inhaled.

But then again, notice how they're called "less-than-lethal" and not "non-lethal".

Funny story:

One day my wife and my partner went out and we were travelling. We ended up stopping at some gas station and decided to snatch some quick breakfast since they had a hot breakfast station. I grabbed a "Egg, cheese and Bacon" burrito, we paid for our stuff and left.

Couple of bites in, something felt odd. It tasted hot even if I didn't feel any heat. I have them try it for me and no one could be sure. Eventually I looked at the package and under the very small print it had the ingredients. Buried within that list "diced jalapenos".

Yikes! Do you have to carry an EpiPen?

 

[CornBurrito]

Oh no! This always the worst

Looks like we're both trying to get over crushes

I know myself and know that I can't. I developed a crush over this guy in college that I had multiple classes with and the only thing that stopped it from interfering with our friendship was that I graduated. I'm gonna be yearning for this dude until I either get a boyfriend, or I leave the company/he leaves.

 

[Grizzo]

On the one hand: Michael J. Fox & William Shatner.

On the other: Justin Beiber & Celine Dion.

It's a wash.

Oh, you know, Drake and Nelly Furtado sound pretty cool to me 🇨🇦

(and sure, Justin Bieber is a douchebag but his recent output has been suite good, Purpose was a solid album)

 

[Sibylus]

Potentially, yes. Probably more so if ingested or inhaled.

But then again, notice how they're called "less-than-lethal" and not "non-lethal".

Funny story:

One day my wife and my partner went out and we were travelling. We ended up stopping at some gas station and decided to snatch some quick breakfast since they had a hot breakfast station. I grabbed a "Egg, cheese and Bacon" burrito, we paid for our stuff and left.

Couple of bites in, something felt odd. It tasted hot even if I didn't feel any heat. I have them try it for me and no one could be sure. Eventually I looked at the package and under the very small print it had the ingredients. Buried within that list "diced jalapenos".

The heat was so subtle it was insidious. Label your ingredients clearly foodco's

 

[Mysterious]

I've been eating pizza the last few days since it's finals season, and fuck I'm going to get fat.

 

[Palmer27]

Weird question: I'm kindly provided free condoms courtesy of my campus. However what with the hole (ha) gay thing I really need more than one pack of lube per 8 condoms.
Like most socially awkward people, collecting condoms is effort enough, do you think I can say anything lol?

 

[Kevyt]

i'm happy for you.

WHO ARE YOU?? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO DP??

Real DP wouldn't post like this

Spoiler

 

[Butterfly Witch]

Yikes! Do you have to carry an EpiPen?

My allergy is rare enough that it makes an EpiPen extremely difficult to justify to insurance companies.

 

[DOWN]

My allergy is rare enough that it makes an EpiPen extremely difficult to justify to insurance companies.

The foods you named seem incredibly common to me. That's unfortunate.

Also maybe I'm missing some clear information or maybe it was misread and not stated, but do you and Sibylus know each other / have a partnership irl?

 

[WaffleTaco]

Weird question: I'm kindly provided free condoms courtesy of my campus. However what with the hole (ha) gay thing I really need more than one pack of lube per 8 condoms.
Like most socially awkward people, collecting condoms is effort enough, do you think I can say anything lol?

Why not just buy lube?

 

[Alrus]

Weird question: I'm kindly provided free condoms courtesy of my campus. However what with the hole (ha) gay thing I really need more than one pack of lube per 8 condoms.
Like most socially awkward people, collecting condoms is effort enough, do you think I can say anything lol?

Just order a big bottle of your preferred lube online so you don't have to worry about that kind of things for a while.

My allergy is rare enough that it makes an EpiPen extremely difficult to justify to insurance companies.

That's such a strange reasoning, if you're allergic to even bell peppers it should not be hard to justify carrying an EpiPen around. The rarity of the allergy itself should not be a factor at all. Insurances in the US are truly terrible.

 

[Sibylus]

TFW some random white fuccboi hits on you, your partner, and your lez friends all in the same day like he's some kind of ungaying superhero.

 

[Butterfly Witch]

The foods you named seem incredibly common to me. That's unfortunate.

Also maybe I'm missing some clear information or maybe it was misread and not stated, but do you and Sibylus know each other / have a partnership irl?

Yeah, we're together.
#PolyLife

That's such a strange reasoning, if you're allergic to even bell peppers it should not be hard to justify carrying an EpiPen around. The rarity of the allergy itself should not be a factor at all. Insurances in the US are truly terrible.

They sure are. Since I've been careful about it and not eaten that stuff, although I freaking love roasted bell peppers, I've been able to avoid anaphylaxis. The irony of the situation is that because of it, they use that argument as "Sorry, you don't really need it because you never almost died".

Another time we were out for pizza at this place where they hand made individual pizzas. Someone must have asked for red chili flakes on theirs because I ended up with some on mine. We had plans that day... I ended up staying in bed all day.

 

[Sibylus]

Yeah, we're together.
#PolyLife



They sure are. Since I've been careful about it and not eaten that stuff, although I freaking love roasted bell peppers, I've been able to avoid anaphylaxis. The irony of the situation is that because of it, they use that argument as "Sorry, you don't really need it because you never almost died".

Another time we were out for pizza at this place where they hand made individual pizzas. Someone must have asked for red chili flakes on theirs because I ended up with some on mine. We had plans that day... I ended up staying in bed all day.

#BigGayFamily

And yeah eugh, c'mon Pi's. Your stuff is excellent, but you only serve one size! Gotta be on the ball with this.

 

[CornBurrito]

Also maybe I'm missing some clear information or maybe it was misread and not stated, but do you and Sibylus know each other / have a partnership irl?

Don't believe their lies. They are clearly just alt accounts controlled by a single person.