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LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE

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isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
Hi everyone. I would like you guys to read this and think about it for a while. This is not meant to be controversal or start any kind of racial flame war. I think soceiety has come a long way and there's a lot to celebrate in the current world we live in. Still, I found this piece of literature pretty profounding and thought provoking. Enjoy :)


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LIFE WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE



A very humorous and revealing story is told about a group of white
people who were fed up with African Americans, so they joined
together and wished themselves away. They passed through a deep
dark tunnel and emerged in sort of a twilight zone where there is
an America without black people.

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last,
they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare. All of the
blacks have gone! Then suddenly, reality set in. The "NEW AMERICA"
is not America at all-only a barren land.

1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the
nation was built on a slave-supported system.

2. There are no cities with tall skyscrapers because Alexander
Mils, a black man, invented the elevator, and without it, one
finds great difficulty reaching higher floors.

3. There are few if any cars because Richard Spikes, a black man,
invented the automatic gearshift, Joseph Gambol, also black,!
invented the Super Charge System for Internal Combustion Engines,
and Garrett A. Morgan, a black man, invented the traffic signals.

4. Furthermore, one could not use the rapid transit system because
its procurer was the electric trolley, which was invented by
another black man, Albert R. Robinson.

5. Even if there were streets on which cars and a rapid transit
system could operate, they were cluttered with paper because an
African American, Charles Brooks, invented the street sweeper.

6. There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because
John Love invented the pencil sharpener, William Purveys invented
the fountain pen, and Lee Barrage invented the Type Writing
Machine and W. A. Love invented the Advanced Printing Press. They
were all, you guessed it, Black.

7. Even if Americans could write their letters, articles and
books, they would not have been transported by mail because
William Barry invented the Postmarking and Canceling Machine,
William Purveys invented the Hand Stamp and Philip Downing invented the Letter Drop.

8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented
the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower.

9. When they entered their homes, they found them to be poorly
ventilated and poorly heated. You see, Frederick Jones invented
the Air Conditioner and Alice Parker the Heating Furnace. Their
homes were also dim. But of course, Lewis Later invented the
Electric Lamp, Michael Harvey invented the lantern and Granville
T. Woods invented the Automatic Cut off Switch.

Their homes were also filthy because Thomas W. Steward invented
the Mop & Lloyd P. Ray the Dust Pan.

10. Their children met them at the door-barefooted, shabby, motley
and unkempt. But what could one expect? Jan E. Matzelinger
invented the Shoe Lasting Machine, Walter Sammons! invented the
Comb, Sarah Boone invented the Ironing Board and George T. Samon
invented the Clothes Dryer.

11. Finally, they were resigned to at least have dinner amidst all
of this turmoil. But here again, the food had spoiled because
another Black Man, John Standard invented the refrigerator.

Now, isn't that something? What would this country be like without
the contributions of Blacks, as African-Americans?

Martin Luther King, Jr. said, "by the time we leave for work,
Americans have depended on the inventions from the minds of Blacks."
Black history includes more than just slavery, Frederick Douglass,
Martin Luther King, Jr., Malcolm X, and Marcus Garvey & W.E.B.
Dubois.
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Mr. Allen....Mr. Stallion....Mr Ace....your thoughts please. :)
 

LakeEarth

Member
"8. The lawns were brown and wilted because Joseph Smith invented
the Lawn Sprinkler and John Burr the Lawn Mower."

Cause I'm sure no one else would've had this idea after 100+ years.
 

demon

I don't mean to alarm you but you have dogs on your face
1. There are very few crops that have flourished because the
nation was built on a slave-supported system.
Bullshit. If we couldn't have enslaved the blacks it would have been the native americans or canadians or something. Us whites are resourceful people.
 

Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
demon said:
Bullshit. If we couldn't have enslaved the blacks it would have been the native americans or canadians or something. Us whites are resourceful people.


:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
demon said:
Bullshit. If we couldn't have enslaved the blacks it would have been the native americans or canadians or something. Us whites are resourceful people.
History teachers often note that the native americans didn't make very good slaves.

1. They died like crazy from the foreign diseases (the abuse handed to them made it worse).
2. Since they were from the area and were around others like themselves, they were oftentimes more resistant to working as slaves.

Anyways, the settlers could have just worked the land themselves without slaves. Or not take the land through cheating, paying with trinklets, broken treaties... etc. Of course, we wouldn't have awesome plantation houses to tour if it weren't for the innovative use of migrant workers. [/sarcasm]
 
That reminded me of that Simpsons where Bart and his class watched a science film on "a world without Zinc". He made rude hand shadow puppets, I think.
 

bionic77

Member
Hammy said:
History teachers often note that the native americans didn't make very good slaves.

1. They died like crazy from the foreign diseases (the abuse handed to them made it worse).
2. Since they were from the area and were around others like themselves, they were oftentimes more resistant to working as slaves.

Anyways, the settlers could have just worked the land themselves without slaves. Or not take the land through cheating, paying with trinklets, broken treaties... etc. Of course, we wouldn't have awesome plantation houses to tour if it weren't for the innovative use of migrant workers. [/sarcasm]

Or maybe white people would have just had white slaves?
 
bionic77 said:
Or maybe white people would have just had white slaves?
No, they wouldn't enslave other Christians (at least the state probably wouldn't allow it). The Africans knew about Christianity but they decided to follow another religion instead. Also, they were considered the descendants of Ham. These two were reasons for the enslavements of blacks and not the American indigenous population or whites.
 

isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
bionic77 said:
Thank God for black people.

All that shit just barely makes up for Jordan though.

Barely.


Ninja Scooter said:
i bet white people invented afrosheen though. That makes everyone even.



:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 

miyuru

Member
Cool list. It's pretty stupid though, because no doubt someone else would've just invented whatever was noted.

BTW, so Mils invented the elevator? I was always under the impression it was Otis :p
 

Zaptruder

Banned
It's good that black people did all this and all...

But for alot of technology... it seems that when there's a time and need and foundations for something, sooner or later someone's going to invent it.

The only really big inventions that society would have to chance upon would be things like newtonian physics or einsteins theory of relativity, or finding electricity as a viable source of power or some such; these are the people or chance events that cause an explosion in technological advancement, as they serve as the basis for many other inventions.
 

Odnetnin

Banned
Hmm. I thought the italians on the sopranos going

"dad, is it true the chinese invented spagetti?" was pretty hilarious
 

Zaptruder

Banned
Odnetnin said:
Hmm. I thought the italians on the sopranos going

"dad, is it true the chinese invented spagetti?" was pretty hilarious

Chinese showed Macro Polo noodles, and he took it back, it was westernized into spaghetti and pasta.

They've done quite a masterful job, but both cultures still have definite noodle making merit! More variety the tastier for us all it is!
 

Xenon

Member
ehhh. Most of those inventions were improved upon by black inventors. But the concepts themselves had already existed.


This one is my favorite though.

There were few if any newspapers, magazines and books because John Love invented the pencil sharpener

:lol

So I guess when they invented pencils they were pretty much screwed until someone figured out a way to sharpen them :lol
 
Cyan said:
*Sigh* Bullshit meter going off. Time to check snopes:

Full article too lengthy to quote, as the snopes folks actually went to the trouble of addressing each of the inventions mentioned.


Unfortunatley they didn't go far enough with addressing the first part of the fucking thing

At first these white people breathed a sigh of relief. At last,
they said, No more crime, drugs, violence and welfare.

White people by a large margin are the biggest recipiants of welfare, use the vast majority of the drugs that are produced and transported to America, commit more crimes than blacks, and as far as violence I think that is about a wash.

But of course that wasn't discussed. I'll gladly call the thing bullshit but you all trying to refute the fucking thing line by line are missing the fucking point. What it is trying to say is that Blacks have contribuited useful ideas and ideals to the American landscape.


Continue.
 

Xenon

Member
What it is trying to say is that Blacks have contribuited useful ideas and ideals to the American landscape.

Well thats what they should have said. As is, its just an exercise in misinformation and poor logic.
 

hobart

Member
I'm just shocked that two people had THE EXACT SAME idea... on the same night.... with the same e-mail... with the lead pipe.
 
White people by a large margin are the biggest recipiants of welfare, use the vast majority of the drugs that are produced and transported to America, commit more crimes than blacks, and as far as violence I think that is about a wash.

Isn't that kind of pointless and obvious? White people make up 80% of the population.
 
Nintendo Ate My Children said:
Isn't that kind of pointless and obvious? White people make up 80% of the population.


One would think, one would think but if you were to give ask someone for an image of the typical criminal/drug user/welfare recipiant I doubt you would get an image of a white person.
 

Odnetnin

Banned
DaMan121 said:
There are no black people in Australia? Umm..right.



LMAO.





there are no black people in australia. We have aboriginals but very few/no black people. There is a difference.

Not no black people but not that many. You can go days without seeing any. I don't recall seeing a black person for months
 

luxsol

Member
Hammy said:
No, they wouldn't enslave other Christians (at least the state probably wouldn't allow it). The Africans knew about Christianity but they decided to follow another religion instead. Also, they were considered the descendants of Ham. These two were reasons for the enslavements of blacks and not the American indigenous population or whites.
Ever heard of indentured servants? They were pretty popular before slavery was legalized in the colonies. These were white Christians people who paid for their voyage to the Americas by agreeing to work for a certain amount of time as a slave for their "owner." I believe they stopped (or it slowed down) indentured servitude cause it was just cheaper to buy a black.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Sorry isamu I thought it was cute and a bit inaccurate, but I have no deep comment, because I feel these threads always end up sucking.
 

PS2 KID

Member
Battlezone said:
No mention of George Washington Carver? Without George Washington Carver, there would be no peanut butter. PEANUT BUTTER!

*Bows down to George Washington Carver* You are the man!! THE MAN!!!!! I couldn't live without peanut butter!
 

Bob White

Member
i bet white people invented afrosheen though. That makes everyone even.


damn.....he's got us there. Shit, well I guess that balances things out. One very bad thing for one very good thing, you know.
 

milanbaros

Member?
Does anyone else feel this is a very sorry list and just goes to highlight how very little black people have brought to the world as of yet. This is probably because the whites treated them like shit, but I guess that is just natural selection.
 
12. There were very few if any people left to begin with. They all starved to death. You see, a black man, George Foreman, invented the grill!

milanbaros said:
Does anyone else feel this is a very sorry list and just goes to highlight how very little black people have brought to the world as of yet. This is probably because the whites treated them like shit, but I guess that is just natural selection.

Agreed. Black people suck.
 

Kuramu

Member
if it weren't for my great-grandfather, there wouldn't be any airplanes, because he invented those miniature pillows they give you on your flight.
 
Odnetnin said:
there are no black people in australia. We have aboriginals but very few/no black people. There is a difference.

Not no black people but not that many. You can go days without seeing any. I don't recall seeing a black person for months

IIRC, DaMan is an Aussie, too.

So what is it, no black people or just very few?
 

bionic77

Member
milanbaros said:
Does anyone else feel this is a very sorry list and just goes to highlight how very little black people have brought to the world as of yet. This is probably because the whites treated them like shit, but I guess that is just natural selection.

WTF?

This thread is starting to get disturbing...
 

karasu

Member
milanbaros said:
Does anyone else feel this is a very sorry list and just goes to highlight how very little black people have brought to the world as of yet. This is probably because the whites treated them like shit, but I guess that is just natural selection.

cap1284wq.jpg


just you wait
 

LakeEarth

Member
Kuramu said:
if it weren't for my great-grandfather, there wouldn't be any airplanes, because he invented those miniature pillows they give you on your flight.
:lol Kings among men...

And no one has posted that "WHITE PEOPLE, ehh eh ehh eh ehhh ehhh! BLACK PEOPLE, doo doo doot n' doo doo!" flash yet? That thing is so awesome.
 

segarr

Member
luxsol said:
Ever heard of indentured servants? They were pretty popular before slavery was legalized in the colonies. These were white Christians people who paid for their voyage to the Americas by agreeing to work for a certain amount of time as a slave for their "owner." I believe they stopped (or it slowed down) indentured servitude cause it was just cheaper to buy a black.

For the record, the first blacks in America were indentured servents themselves, not slaves.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
milanbaros said:
Does anyone else feel this is a very sorry list and just goes to highlight how very little black people have brought to the world as of yet. This is probably because the whites treated them like shit, but I guess that is just natural selection.

So treating people like shit is considered to be natural selection!!

banhamster.jpg


Yay for natural selection!!
 
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