Perfect analogy -- LRG's whole business is in selling a limited amount of chicken fries.
Are you surprised people keep asking for other ways to buy them?
People can go ahead and ask them on Twitter, in email, in a post on here hoping they might see it, whatever. Knock yourselves out. But constantly bringing it up over and over again, and trying to argue from a position of assumed knowledge on what is actually smart on a business level for LRG, is completely annoying. All of the back-and-forth arguments in the world in these threads isn't going to change anything.