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[Matlock]

wrong forum, please move

 

[GDGF]

Is she going to have sex with that car?

 

[Duck of Death]

I WANT THIS GAME

Spoiler

If only it was a game

But yeah, The Love Bug + Lohan's Love Apples = A whole lot of lovin.

 

[Unison]

OMG TEH CEL SHADING!

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Celshading is soooo 2003.

 

[Wario64]

What the hell is this movie about?

 

[neptunes]

I hope they release this for the Cube :lol

 

[GDGF]

What the hell is this movie about?

She's going to have sex with that car.

 

[Duck of Death]

IT'S ABOUT THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF HERBIE!!!

HAWT AND SPICY FOR THE NEW COOL DISNEY GENERATION

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

What the hell is this movie about?

HERBIE THE LOVE BUG DUH

 

[Unison]

What the hell is this movie about?

I think Herbie joins NASCAR.





Really.


I guess Lindsay rides in Herbie at NASCAR? Or something. Maybe she's a brain surgeon like Nicole Kidman in Days of Thunder?

 

[Grizzlyjin]

What the hell is this movie about?

I think it's a remake of "Herbie the Love Bug."

 

[Odnetnin]

Lohan is so Hawt right now.

 

[Schmo Florez]

Why no new updated 2004 model beetle?

I mean is this the new Beetle Bug Adventure Racing?

 

[Unison]

From IMDB:

Plot Outline: The classic white Volkswagen with a knack for helping couples hook up finds itself in the world of NASCAR racing.

:lol

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[GDGF]

I knew it!

 

[Matlock]

Holy fuck, that makes two Disney/Nascar movies this year: Cars, and this.

 

[Duck of Death]

:lol :lol :lol

Actually, that sort of happened in one of the Herbie movies. He was blowing his "irish creme" all over everybody

 

[Wario64]

:lol

 

[kumanoki]

Old Disney Staple + Young Bjoobies = PROFIT

 

[GDGF]

:lol :lol :lol

Actually, that sort of happened in one of the Herbie movies. He was blowing his "irish creme" all over everybody

Vroom Vroom is the new Skeet Skeet.

 

[Meier]

:lol :lol

 

[Odnetnin]

:lol :lol

 

[Ronin]

Doh. :lol

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

The pinnacle of Jerry's life.

 

[Jim Bowie]

NASCAR is the greatest sport ever invented in the history of man. Picture this, you've got these things called cars, right, nobody's ever seen these things before, they're exotic. And they'll go around in this little circle for maybe 200 times. But, they can also make pit stops, and this is really fucking cool, because they can get new tires. You go to get new tires, it takes like what, 20 minutes? These guys do it in 8 seconds. Eight seconds to get brand new tires. And these NASCAR drivers, these are fine, upstanding citizens. And all the NASCAR drivers are white. You'll never see a black NASCAR driver, or a woman NASCAR driver, with the way they drive, am I right, guys? That's a comedy routine right there. And NASCAR is so awesome because they've got Dale something Earnhart Jr. and he's got his own ESPN movie. He's famous because he hit a wall and he died, and he got his own ESPN movie. That's why NASCAR is the best sport ever invented. ---Fragmaster, SA

 

[duderon]

Are her boobies really gone? I need detailed pictures, if so ;_;

 

[MASB]

Herbie: Fully Loaded

An unfortunate movie title considering Lohan's drinking habits and how she often showed up on the set of the movie.

 

[Shinobi]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol So wrong...

The one NASCAR movie I wish I had seen was the 3D IMAX flick they had out last year.

 

[Doth Togo]

:lol

 

[The Bookerman]

Added my part.

 

[Trakball]

I actually think that poster is kinda cool.

 

[kumanoki]

Lines we're sure to hear Lohan say at some point in the movie:

"Oh no, Herbie! Not down the bumpy mountain trail!"

"I'm just trying to adjust these headlights."

"Do you think the front end needs a little work?"

"Something something high beams something something."

"I think his pipes need cleaning."

 

[Trakball]

And of course, "so how about some Hawaiian Muscle Fucking!" *cheers* *musical cue*

 

[UtadaBarkley]

I APPROVE THIS THREAD. :lol :lol :lol :lol


Edit: The art design for that poster is great though. I like that style a lot.

 

[Mason]

I could have sworn they said they were going to use the "new" Beetle. Maybe I'm crazy.

 

[kumanoki]

I could have sworn they said they were going to use the "new" Beetle. Maybe I'm crazy.

They did that in the last movie. The evil Herbie was a new Beetle.

 

[Vormund]

Shouldn't the old Beetle be the evil one? I mean, it was Hitler's car and all.

 

[Blackcherry]

Added my part.

:lol :lol

 

[Guileless]

In other Lohan news, she was seen at a New Orleans hotspot with New York Giants QB Eli Manning recently.

 

[SolidSnakex]

 

[Matlock]

In other Lohan news, she was seen at a New Orleans hotspot with New York Giants QB Eli Manning recently.

:lol

She went from a guy who plays a loser on TV to a guy who plays like a loser on TV.

 

[yoshifumi]

:lol:lol