LOST 06.17/18/18.5: "The End" (Everything Else Was Just Progress)

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Spotless Mind said:
That was the lamest, cheesiest shit i have ever seen. The slow motion hugging montage with the endless stream of phony smiles and Giacchino's overly sentimental music was HILARIOUS. I can't believe anyone could have an emotional reaction when they are so blatantly trying to tearjerk you. Darlton might as well have walked on screen and held huge signs saying "cry here". I wasn't surprised in the least to see that they didn't have the guts to end the show without some tacked-on sugar coated ending. Jesus, that was wretched.
If only it could be mature like The Wire and have the protagonist drive to find some old tramp he once fucked over, and stand in silence over looking his forsaken city.
 
Son of Godzilla said:
And in the end...

FUCK

THIS

SHIT.
Your reaction was the most predictable thing about the end of Lost.

duckroll said:
Did you just spoil The Wire for me?
That post spoiled the end of The Wire about as much as knowing that the last episode of The Wire is the finale.
 
cory said:
An interesting observation on Lostpedia.

When Juliet tells Sawyer the secret to get the candy bar out of the vending machine, she says you can unplug it and plug it back in again and its technically legal. This is what Desmond and Jack do with the Heart of the Island.

Observed on GAF first though, 'bout 24 hours ago!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21436384&postcount=5216

phisheep said:
No. It is a candy machine - as Juliet said to Sawyer when they met in LA X:

"I'll let you into a secret, just take the plug out and put it in again and the candy falls to the bottom - and what's more it's perfectly legal".

Metaphor for the Island, for the show, for life.

Just a candy machine without a reset button.

EDIT: and with the show (and with life), just like the candy machine, nobody knows why it works - it just does.
 
Spotless Mind said:
That was the lamest, cheesiest shit i have ever seen. The slow motion hugging montage with the endless stream of phony smiles and Giacchino's overly sentimental music was HILARIOUS. I can't believe anyone could have an emotional reaction when they are so blatantly trying to tearjerk you. Darlton might as well have walked on screen and held huge signs saying "cry here". I wasn't surprised in the least to see that they didn't have the guts to end the show without some tacked-on sugar coated ending. Jesus, that was wretched.
You didn't get a reaction out of jack dying? YOU HAVE NO SOUL.:lol >_<
 
Holy shit!

So I finally watched it, as I wanted to watch commercial free and I was busy Sunday.

And I didn't WANT to watch it. The thought of it ending..

I...can't even really talk about it now.

I'm happy, I'm sad, I'm mad. But overall I just can't believe it's over.
 
Spotless Mind said:
I can't believe anyone could have an emotional reaction when they are so blatantly trying to tearjerk you. Darlton might as well have walked on screen and held huge signs saying "cry here". I wasn't surprised in the least to see that they didn't have the guts to end the show without some tacked-on sugar coated ending. Jesus, that was wretched.


Yeah, I had a lot of problems with some of the terribly over emotional manipulation. As I said before, some of it was good, some of it was cheap.
 
Alright let me be a bit more constructive.

Things I liked:

Ben chillaxing on the island//pergatory.

Hurley donning the mantle.

Jack dying.

Locke dying like a fucking chump. No seriously, I watched a shit-load of prior season episodes before this finale. Locke is a goddamn chump. Fullfuckingstop. I thought it was just character assassination in season 3. No, the boy is a goddamn fool, throughout the fucking show. From Walkabout till The Goddamn End. Fuck Locke.

Styrafoam rocks. Seriously. LOST has such a huge goddamn budget and shit, and the riveting conclusion is highlighted by goddamn styrofoam boulders. Hah. Hah. Or whatever.

PENNY DIES!!@!@@! Well, kinda. She was included in the shitscene, so one can assume. I had hopes for this going into the finale.

Anyways, all joking aside... I liked it. I mean, I can recognize that it's utter and complete shit. But still, I liked it. LOST has always been about the peoples for me. It's why I've loved this season, with it's meaningless flash-sideways, and why I'm fucking delighted the black/white shitfucks didn't show up anywhere.
 
As I mentioned a few pages back, the flash-sideways gave us solace as it was unfolding this season, but now, knowing it's true nature (it isn't reality), it actually makes LOST a really tragic show for many of the characters. Almost all of them, in fact.

The way the final episode is constructed makes it easy to not consider these facts, because you're presented with "real" events happening, such as characters dying, and then immediately shown Flash-sideways events, that show them happy and healthy again:

- Jack dies alone on the island, and never sees Kate again.
- Even worse, Kate lives a (presumably) long life off the island, never forgetting her true love, Jack.
- Jin and Sun both die on the island, making their daughter an orphan.

- Worst of all is motherfucking LOCKE, though. This is also the easiest of them all to not think about, since we have Flocke on the island, and real like in LA X. Locke has inarguably the most tragic character arc or most other shows. I mean, after everything he goes through, this is how Locke goes out:

Locke visits Sayid, Walt Lloyd (Malcolm David Kelley), Hurley, Kate and Jack, and unsuccessfully tells them all (with the exception of Walt) that they must return to the Island. Ben visits the in-despair Locke and tells him that he will help reunite the Oceanic Six, only for Ben to subsequently murder him.[32] According to The Man in Black, Locke's final thoughts were "I don't understand."

Talk about a fucking sad-face... goddamn. :( :(

Emotionally, it is harder for the audience to be as saddened by these events as they would be on another show or movie or book, because we are *literally* shown their happy afterlife. But the bottom line is, most of these characters meet tragic ends.

The time-traveling, purgatory-visiting, body-inhabiting nature of the show has the effect of making LOST's character threads pretty hard to unravel. Some might say it is the show's strength, but I think I might work against it. For several seasons now, it has been tough to be very sad about characters dying. Esp. season 6.

But yeah... my overall point is that for a lot of LostGAF I don't think it's really sunk in yet what it MEANS that LA X is not a merged timeline, is not a linear epilogue, etc. I means that a lot of these characters have sad endings (at least here on Earth). Yeah you can say "well yeah but they go to heaven so it's cool" but the same could be said of any drama that has sad endings. The difference with LOST is that we get to see it.
 
Son of Godzilla said:
Alright let me be a bit more constructive.

Things I liked:

Ben chillaxing on the island//pergatory.

Hurley donning the mantle.

Jack dying.

Locke dying like a fucking chump. No seriously, I watched a shit-load of prior season episodes before this finale. Locke is a goddamn chump. Fullfuckingstop. I thought it was just character assassination in season 3. No, the boy is a goddamn fool, throughout the fucking show. From Walkabout till The Goddamn End. Fuck Locke.


Styrafoam rocks. Seriously. LOST has such a huge goddamn budget and shit, and the riveting conclusion is highlighted by goddamn styrofoam boulders. Hah. Hah. Or whatever.

PENNY DIES!!@!@@! Well, kinda. She was included in the shitscene, so one can assume. I had hopes for this going into the finale.

Anyways, all joking aside... I liked it. I mean, I can recognize that it's utter and complete shit. But still, I liked it. LOST has always been about the peoples for me. It's why I've loved this season, with it's meaningless flash-sideways, and why I'm fucking delighted the black/white shitfucks didn't show up anywhere.

Smokey died like the a chump. Locke died pretty badly too, but Ben is a bosskiller what can I say.
 
Jexhius said:
Yeah, I had a lot of problems with some of the terribly over emotional manipulation. As I said before, some of it was good, some of it was cheap.
It's always being that way with LOST for me. It's usually filled with cringeworthy moments like that, but on the other hand it's had some genuinely good character moments too. Mostly anything involving ben, locke & desmond.:lol
 
Lafiel said:
It's always being that way with LOST for me. It's usually filled with cringeworthy moments like that, but on the other hand it's had some genuinely good character moments too. Mostly anything involving ben, locke & desmond.:lol

I agree (minus Desmond). Locke and Ben tended to have actual emotional moments throughout the series. Rather than just pure melodrama.
 
DeathNote said:
yeah. there's a lot of hot females in the finale i want to FUTA. i hope they have clean ass holes tho.

The one predominant theme I noticed from this episode is how goddamn ugly Naveen Andrews... Haha I just googled that name and it turns out that's the fucking actor that played Sayid, not Kate. All these years I just assumed that was her... But really... my point was that Kate circa season 3-6 is like forty fucking years older than the one previously. To the extent that I actually confused her for Russo in the Season 3 finale. Multiple times. Oh and I fucking laughed at how short Claire was compared to anyone.

I also realized that my severe attraction to Ana Lucia is because she's looks fucking identical to an ex. I don't know how I never noticed the first time I watched this show.
 
StuBurns said:
Ummm I wouldn't say spoil... eh who needs a GAF account anyway?

I haven't watched any of The Wire, but it comes very highly recommended so I plan on getting the series set and watching it some day. Some guy already posted an actual character spoiler in a previous Lost thread while arguing about shit. I would appreciate it if shit like that never happens again. I don't know what is or isn't a spoiler because I've never seen it...
 
Lafiel said:
It's always being that way with LOST for me. It's usually filled with cringeworthy moments like that, but on the other hand it's had some genuinely good character moments too. Mostly anything involving ben, locke & desmond.:lol
It has been throughout the whole thing. They even fuck up what is otherwise flawless, like The Constant, it's great until the end of that phone call when the horrible 'titanic' style babbling happens.

I think having it as a criticism of the finale is fine, but it's not indicative to the whole show, not exclusive to the end.

duckroll said:
I haven't watched any of The Wire, but it comes very highly recommended so I plan on getting the series set and watching it some day. Some guy already posted an actual character spoiler in a previous Lost thread while arguing about shit. I would appreciate it if shit like that never happens again. I don't know what is or isn't a spoiler because I've never seen it...
Fair enough, I shall hold my lip. It's not what I'd consider a spoiler. And it is an amazing show, maybe the best written I've seen, for the most part at least.
 
duckroll said:
Did you just spoil The Wire for me?
IIRC, I had some BSG finale spoiler problems in SGU thread a few months ago.

People always reply with "statute of limitations!"

But, really now, everyone has a backlog. At least be considerate for the television shows that had a finale in 2004+. I'm pulling the date out of my ass, but current shows are really upping quality making it an experience to not know anything. They are all long time investments.

I personally wont speak about the LOST finale my entire life unless I know someone has seen it.
 
Sin and Jun :lol :lol

It has been throughout the whole thing. They even fuck up what is otherwise flawless, like The Constant, it's great until the end of that phone call when the horrible 'titanic' style babbling happens.

That entire phone call was fantastic. Flawless episode.
 
DeathNote said:
IIRC, I had some BSG finale spoiler problems in SGU thread a few months ago.

People always reply with "statue of limitations!"

But, really now, everyone has a backlog. At least be considerate for the television shows that had a finale in 2004+. I'm pulling the date out of my ass, but current shows are really upping quality making it an experience to not know anything. They are all long time investments.

I personally wont speak about the LOST finale my entire life unless I know someone has seen it.

You think that's bad? Some asshole spoiled a HUGE 24 thing in a recent Lost thread 2 days after it had aired. Before he got banned, he said he thought anyone who wanted to see it would have seen it by then.
 
DeathNote said:
IIRC, I had some BSG finale spoiler problems in SGU thread a few months ago.

People always reply with "statue of limitations!"

But, really now, everyone has a backlog. At least be considerate for the television shows that had a finale in 2004+. I'm pulling the date out of my ass, but current shows are really upping quality making it an experience to not know anything. They are all long time investments.

I personally wont speak about the LOST finale my entire life unless I know someone has seen it.
There is a 'statue of limitations' on spoilers, there should be anyway, if you don't know the planet of the apes ends the way it does, that's really your fault. A TV show is different, The Wire only ended two years ago, and I wouldn't have posted what I considered a spoiler without tagging it, but something like The Prisoner I wouldn't think about spoiler tagging. Even Twin Peaks yesterday we discussed in this thread and avoided mentioning the ending, because it's one of those things that you can't discuss without spoiling.

omg rite said:
That entire phone call was fantastic. Flawless episode.
I loved it till the end of the phone call when it was all "I'll find you, I'll never forget you etc" And then they synced up the "I love you", just seemed really cheesy, which given the perfection of the episode until that point, was a shame for me.
 
I swear someone spoiled the shield in the "best series finales" thread lucky i glanced over it.>_>
 
I was expecting Desmond to totally make out with Jack in purgatory. I mean, their bromance is pretty strong.
 
Son of Godzilla said:
LOST has such a huge goddamn budget and shit

This really isn't true. Lost is a relatively expensive TV production, but that doesn't mean it has a HUGE budget. A lot of the expense is due to having to shoot on location in Hawaii. It's something they need to spend. Outside of the necessary spending, Lost has a pretty limited budget. You'll notice they generally build one new set a season and try to use as much of it as possible. They also try to reuse locations to save costs. The CG effects on Lost always sucked really, really badly, even in season finales. I don't see why it would be a problem for you now if you've been following it for 6 seasons! :lol
 
Jexhius said:
I was expecting Desmond to totally make out with Jack in purgatory. I mean, their bromance is pretty strong.

Yeah wtf? Only a handshake from who was arguably his greatest adversary. Yet he gives Desmond a hug and kiss and.....
 
You know, one thing I didn't like was Kate killing Smokey.

That should have gone to Sawyer, including an awesome witty saying while doing it.

Also, we can get a Hurley/Ben spinoff. Woo. ;p
 
omg rite said:
You think that's bad? Some asshole spoiled a HUGE 24 thing in a recent Lost thread 2 days after it had aired. Before he got banned, he said he thought anyone who wanted to see it would have seen it by then.

Yeah shit like that is really fucking annoying. When I'm reading a Lost thread, I don't expect to see unmarked spoilers for other shows. If you're posting on a Lost finale thread, then yes the expectation is that everyone reading it has already seen the entire series, or doesn't care about being spoiled. I just think it's plain rude to spoil other series or movies when it has nothing to do with Lost. :(
 
Spotless Mind said:
That was the lamest, cheesiest shit i have ever seen. The slow motion hugging montage with the endless stream of phony smiles and Giacchino's overly sentimental music was HILARIOUS. I can't believe anyone could have an emotional reaction when they are so blatantly trying to tearjerk you. Darlton might as well have walked on screen and held huge signs saying "cry here". I wasn't surprised in the least to see that they didn't have the guts to end the show without some tacked-on sugar coated ending. Jesus, that was wretched.
That was my reaction too. Lost has always had its cheesy moments and that was one of my few real quibbles with the show, but it was never overbearing. This episode cranked up the cheese factor to full load. It was almost comedic.
 
StuBurns said:
There is a 'statue of limitations' on spoilers, there should be anyway, if you don't know the planet of the apes ends the way it does, that's really your fault. A TV show is different, The Wire only ended two years ago, and I wouldn't have posted what I considered a spoiler without tagging it, but something like The Prisoner I wouldn't think about spoiler tagging. Even Twin Peaks yesterday we discussed in this thread and avoided mentioning the ending, because it's one of those things that you can't discuss without spoiling.
I agree that people have to deal with most movie spoilers. And that it doesn't matter with some TV shows. And yeah, people should know what they should say and shouldn't say with specific shows. But, unfortunately, some are assholes and argue statute of limitations no matter what.

edit: beaten with an example
 
Arment said:
You know, one thing I didn't like was Kate killing Smokey.

That should have gone to Sawyer, including an awesome witty saying while doing it.

Also, we can get a Hurley/Ben spinoff. Woo. ;p

Jack wasn't such a BOSS in the end. After all, he needed kates help to kill the MIB.:lol
 
StuBurns said:
GAF, now Lost is over, anyone got a show for me to move on to? Something vaguely similar? What has GAF been watching of late?


Try the english life on mars followed by ashes to ashes i think youll find it alot like lost.
 
Just saw it again and teared up. Seeing all them hugging, i was just reflecting on all the horrible shit these people went through and how they finally found peace with each other. That eye closing and the score on this episode will be with me for a long time.
 
supermackem said:
Try the english life on mars followed by ashes to ashes i think youll find it alot like lost.
I've heard it's the best British TV drama ever, been meaning to see it for a couple of years, and I fancy the woman. Will check it out, thanks.
 
supermackem said:
Try the english life on mars followed by ashes to ashes i think youll find it alot like lost.

NM!

I thought you meant the american version of it. :lol

Need to sleep before I fuck up again.
 
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A nice colour corrected version
 
Arment said:
You know, one thing I didn't like was Kate killing Smokey.

That should have gone to Sawyer, including an awesome witty saying while doing it.

Also, we can get a Hurley/Ben spinoff. Woo. ;p

Im glad they gave it to her. They must have understood all the hate she has gotten fro so long about her never doing anything but now she finally did contribute something meaningful. She saved jack and the island with that shot.
 
Arment said:
Smokey died like the a chump. Locke died pretty badly too, but Ben is a bosskiller what can I say.
Out of all the ham-fisted shit that transpired in this episode, I must say that Ben apologizing to Locke for fucking murdering him was absolutely the most sincere moment. I'd say of the entire show, if pressured.

duckroll said:
This really isn't true. Lost is a relatively expensive TV production, but that doesn't mean it has a HUGE budget. I don't see why it would be a problem for you now if you've been following it for 6 seasons! :lol
I was being facetious mostly. When Dessy untucked the dildo, my inner-shitbag screamed for joy when the Star Trek shakey cam was unleashed. The actual effects weren't overly bad, just stupid. Unless a cave-in is about to happen, what the fuck do I need to see two or three grey chunks of styrofoam hurled at the actors for?
 
Kate shooting Flocke, saying goodbye to Jack, making it to the plane, getting Claire, meeting Jack in purgatory made me not hate her anymore. :lol
 
DeathNote said:
Kate shooting Flocke, saying goodbye to Jack, making it to the plane, getting Claire, meeting Jack in purgatory made me not hate her anymore. :lol
Yeah, me too. I've disliked her character since the start, but I liked her in the finale. I thought the 'die hard' pose was a little much though.
 
Whoa. I just realized the Hurley/Ben island ruling combo is a fantastic avenue o answer mystery questions that where promised in the DVD. God i hope so.
 
And she was smoking hot in that dress. Every alt x scene with Kate in that dress made me happy.

Fucking bless you brotha Desmond. Good choice.
 
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