On a dirt bike with a George Clinton dreads veil?
...and he'll make the V8 sign as she approaches and then he'll jump on the back of the bike 'Legolas-mounting-a-horse-one-handed' style facing backwards at the wedding attendees and yelling WITNESS MEEEEEE!!!!! and then ride off into the sunset sans reciting their vows; because when you blow your wedding away like that with your life-long partner, that's eternal love!