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Madden Offseason Thread: There's a terror in knowing what this thread is about
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That was the worst night of Dota in awhile and I only played two games. Fucking brutal.
But...
I washed it down with a couple levels from Max and the Curse of the Brotherhood (seriously amazing, best platformer since Giana Sisters) and Dragon's Crown. I kind of don't understand that game. Is it a roguelike? I thought it was a brawler. Is it a brawler roguelike? If I buy enough shit from the with will she take her tiny top off and blow me? Why does that woman carrying the water shaker her tits at me when I hit her with a hammer? What the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?
But...
I washed it down with a couple levels from Max and the Curse of the Brotherhood (seriously amazing, best platformer since Giana Sisters) and Dragon's Crown. I kind of don't understand that game. Is it a roguelike? I thought it was a brawler. Is it a brawler roguelike? If I buy enough shit from the with will she take her tiny top off and blow me? Why does that woman carrying the water shaker her tits at me when I hit her with a hammer? What the fuck is wrong with the Japanese?
I was listening for a litle bit while I played Max. Then I got a "this is going about as well as you would expect" message after I left my office for dragon's crown.
If I play tonight I think I want it to be with Greg/FMT so I can enjoy myself. Crow seems so happy!
Holy shit Jennifer Lee is adapting Wrinkle in Time for Disney! dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
If I play tonight I think I want it to be with Greg/FMT so I can enjoy myself. Crow seems so happy!
Holy shit Jennifer Lee is adapting Wrinkle in Time for Disney! dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
lol I was just solo queuing.
and surprisingly no one has flamed me for randoming every game. I expected more "fuck you, pick serous because this is ranked."
Azwethinkweiz
Member
I've certainly never seen them in Grave's inventory.
#fuckCB
CB carried you those games.
Someone has to try and carry while you lag behind the hard support on your PL
Pretty hard to do anything early game in a lane where Undying takes all your health and Tiny stuns all game long. But you would have been fine I'm sure. Eznark too pro.
I'm too smart to pick PL!
Also we had tons of sentries and dust in that Nyx game...he gave no fucks!
I believe he went right past T1 at one point just to get to CB. His last words were "Don't worry, he won't kill me"
we were so squishy. I picked Venge then went to the bathroom, as I sat down I heard you say "wow we are really squishy" as I looked at their lineup.
That was a "welp" moment. That Nyx was really good though.
both rtz certified platinum hits... great taste in music broseph
2nd song i cry every tiem
Hot damn these songs. First song is so bad I couldn't stop listening. I was mesmerized by the awful. The second song made me cry too, only because the recorder made my ears start to bleed.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Do they have the balls to play slaves and bulldozers!
that's what I'm talking about!
Azwethinkweiz
Member
This is an odd victory to be championing.
people should let crytek have their moment ..or what's left of them
Nobody plays crytek games for their gameplay tho. Then again they can't pay people so...
But in the graphics department...its nice
I only watched their first game but "mediocre" is being super kind to his Centaur.
I'm one of the few who probably has lol only because I really like reading/following computer graphics for movies, etc.
The last daily I watched he was still like "ok now what item do I buy" and not in the "ok, i've got my core items now what should I get" that all of us discuss from time to time but "i have brown boots, which boots do I get"
He has made so little progress.
I follow him on dotabuff and he plays a decent amount of dota either by himself or without crispy.
Especially when he plays with crispy. He probably just scared of getting the wrong item and rather have crispy hold his hand.
The amount he has played in the year he has been playing is pretty fucking mindboggling.
60 games below .500 though....ouch
I mean like totally stop playing with him.
IDK. Its interesting that a few people in the industry who are around brads skill (2k) are conflicted when it comes to playing with Crispy. They believe that those games don't teach them anything since they just fuck around as crispy wins the game for them. Brad would've been better off just playing with people around his skill level.
Cris[y just needs to be a giant cunt like AT so that Brad learns while they play.
And 2k? Really? Is that information from your special premium account?
Looking at how he reacts to even the slightest criticism online, I doubt he'd be able to handle actually getting coached up. He'd just quit.
And 2k? Really? Is that information from your special premium account?
Looking at how he reacts to even the slightest criticism online, I doubt he'd be able to handle actually getting coached up. He'd just quit.
mastershake
Member
It's kind of like when we first started playing and AT's smurf would go 30-1-40 or some crazy shit and just outright win the game. We weren't learning shit in those games. We used to always stack with at least one smurf early when we played. Eventually we decided to start stacking as 5 noobs (i think this was luke's idea) and we actually started to learn shit. I remember when we first started to noob stack and we'd run 5 supports LOL... then we'd get mad when we lost the game at 50 minutes after dominating the early game D:
Yeah I think he's roughly around the same skill level of the few 2k streams I've seen. On par with most of the players in the Rektreational.
I think empathe might be like 4k or so but the rest of him team was pretty dumb.
Purple Cheeto
Member
I had! But I work in computer software, so I guess that's not so weird.
Edit:
Did any of you guys pick up the Expendabros?
But I'm a giant cunt AND you guys don't learn shit.
Azwethinkweiz
Member
You really should've seen that one coming.
mastershake
Member
we learn plenty... you just pretend every game we lose is due to our mistakes or shortcomings and every game we win is due to flawless brilliant play by yourself or grave
The thing is, I can't tell if you are joking with this whole cunty shtick or if this is actually genuine behavior
Are you talking about AT or every single person here?
mastershake
Member
I know you are trying to be cute, but this comment would hold more clout if you actually stacked with us. You can't accurately discuss in game group dynamics of people you never play with.
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