I'm going to leave you hanging now until the very last minute of Day 1, SalvaPot
I got no way out of this so I'm proceeding to publicly double-down on it
Even though I don't have to, because everything I'm promising to you will happen eventually because you made me do it
So I'm going to disappear for a suspicious amount of time in order to make you and everyone watching feel more and more uneasy about my absence
Even though I'm actually still here, just lurking and reading over everyone's posts, working on my reads
Which I'm never going to share with any of you because I operate on internalized feels