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Mafia/Werewolf Recruitment Thread | Go on the Internet and Tell Lies.
- Thread starter YesNOnoNOYes
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But I did take a picture of it! I was going to buy it but I'm going out of town soon and didn't want the cheese to get ruined in my fridge before I could eat it.
Apparently you are extra sharp.
He is also dense and almost crumbly. Sounds about right.
Just to check, I'm still the lustiest bottom, right?czzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
you are second in replacement list!!!
No, that honor is now for rats and his sweet wolf ass.
Cross-posting from Night Vale for context:
So, a follow-up, my darling niece went to her therapy appointment today, (because she is afraid of everything under the sun, which is why I was asked to make it a non-lethal game,) and told her therapist all about this game that she played where she got to kill her family members.
She apparently walked the therapist through each game, who was the mafia, who was the doctor, and in what order the players died. She also asked my sister-in-law why no one ever wanted to lynch her.
My sister-in-law says we get to foot the bill for this session.
So, a follow-up, my darling niece went to her therapy appointment today, (because she is afraid of everything under the sun, which is why I was asked to make it a non-lethal game,) and told her therapist all about this game that she played where she got to kill her family members.
She apparently walked the therapist through each game, who was the mafia, who was the doctor, and in what order the players died. She also asked my sister-in-law why no one ever wanted to lynch her.
My sister-in-law says we get to foot the bill for this session.
Terrabyte20xx
Junior Wrestlemania XXX Champion
Heh, reminds me of the first mafia game I ran, night one cop finds scum, town imidiately proceeded to Lynch said cop.
So how did she know it was about killing if the flavor didn't allow for it?
Arkos
Nose how to spell and rede to
Scumtell, Lock in shed: Retro
We need to make a theme about your family.
I kept slipping and saying "so and so has been killed." My sister-in-law kept correcting me.
Does your sister-in-law works for 4kids?
Terrabyte20xx
Junior Wrestlemania XXX Champion
Lol, smooth.
On a different note, I've been thinking about an experimental ONUW game that I want to run. Would anyone be interested?
On a different note, I've been thinking about an experimental ONUW game that I want to run. Would anyone be interested?
The funniest thing is that my niece was all in from the beginning. She suggested at one point that her daddy get locked in a cage with a tiger when he got NK'd. But my SiL was very concerned that she was going to end up having nightmares all night.
Wait, this was a real story?! I thought it was the Cecil-you!
Then again, Cecil isn't married (well, I'm not caught up with the past 10 episodes or so...)
Is there a guide for how this ONUW stuff works? I've heard it come up quite a bit, but I'm not sure how we operate with that.
Here are ONUW games that I ran with their spectator threads as well.
Rules are in the OP of each thread.
Hahaha, no, THAT was entirely me. (In a post about how everything is Cecil. I see the confusion.)
I mentioned this on Outer Gafia last week, but my wife, (who has never played mafia in any form,) is part of a local group that mentors teenage girls. So the other night, they got together and played Mafia. Since my wife knows about Gafia and how much I love the game, she invited me to sit in. They had about twelve players, three scum, a doctor and an alignment cop.
(Funny story, the doctor managed to save someone, and she got so excited that she turned to the girl next to her and said, "I did it! I saved her!" The girl she was speaking to was one of the mafia. She died the next night.)
So afterwards, my wife got so jazzed about the game that she wanted to play it Sunday night with her family, which is where my niece got into it.
I'm not sure if you are asking about how the game work in general, or how it works on a forum. If the former, and if you want a video rundown of how ONUW works, I also recommend watching this.
experimental how?
12 person tanner game.
So everyone votes for themselves?
Terrabyte20xx
Junior Wrestlemania XXX Champion
I don't want to give away too much, but it plays exactly like regular ONUW, just some changes when it comes to roles.
CornBurrito
Member
Am I not in a game with Splinter this season?
1 tanner, 6 tanner wives, 5 troublemakers.
I hope you did your duty, took her aside and screamed in her face: LEARN TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING ROLE YOU USELESS CHUCKLEFUCK!
Voting for yourself will be disabled in this game. Have fun!
12 splinters and all of them are troublemakers.
I hope you did your duty, took her aside and screamed in her face: LEARN TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING ROLE YOU USELESS CHUCKLEFUCK!
If you send her name and address to Crab, he will be happy to re-educate her.
Thanks. I was asking how the game worked in general, and visiting the ONUW 8 thread and watching that video caught me up to speed. It's interesting and fast; I'd be up for participating in a next one.
That video was fun, too.
YesNOnoNOYes
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it's as the owl said, splinteroo ! ratsie is current lustiest bottom~
I aim to fix that. Don't warn my players but the fluff rapidly swerves into some Furry Fanfiction territory.
Hmm, I wasn't planning to follow your game right now, but I may have to change that decision! My tag on outer Gafia isn't there for no reason!
YesNOnoNOYes
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RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
...what the fuck have I got myself into
Royal_Flush
Member
Madness.
Is furry-senpai a top or bottom?
Mad man confirmed.
I thought you pulled a sick joke and I was the only not seer in the game. The truth was so much worse.....
I hope you did your duty, took her aside and screamed in her face: LEARN TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING ROLE YOU USELESS CHUCKLEFUCK!
Well, I did it nicely...ish.
(I may have openly laughed at her after the game. It's okay though, because she was laughing at herself.)
I thought you pulled a sick joke and I was the only not seer in the game. The truth was so much worse.....
I should run a bastard ONUW once. Lie about the roles, send out multiples of the same role, choose someone randomly and just /shrug when they send me their move and ignore it. It would be a fun time (for me).
...I would play that. Or make the SaltyBet payouts really high and I'd spectate that shit.
It was my first game. So I was bright eyed, busy tailed naïveté driven chump.
I think a game with no wolf or tanner roles would be funny to see play out. Since the town could still technically win. As long as splinter wasn't in the game.
YesNOnoNOYes
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Lone_Prodigy
Member
busty
I said what I meant spider foe.
Palmer asks to see the spreadsheet every single time we host a ONUW. I know he is secretly waiting for all of the wolf cards to be in the center because he wants to watch the village implode on itself.
Edit: And it almost happened once! I think the first ONUW I hosted started with the Alpha in the center, only the mystic was out. If I remember right.
Edit 2: Reverse that Alpha was out, mystic was in the middle, I was also a dick and there were 2 vanilla werewolf cards. One of those was mid as well at position 3.