A lot of Peter Szigeti's antics were mean spirited or over the line. But this particular time, he came up with something clever that to this day remains one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Late night at one of the tournaments, there were a lot of people team drafting, as was often the case at the time. Close by the many tables of team drafters was a guy who had just fallen asleep face down on a table. This gave Peter an idea.
Peter went around to all the draft tables and picked up a bunch of cards that people had left behind as garbage. Using those cards, he constructed two feasible, playable Limited decks. He then took the decks over to the table with the sleeping guy, and set up a complete game state. He gave both players hands, creatures, lands, a board presence, a scorepad with life totals, a graveyard etc. After everything was set he tapped the guy who was asleep and said, It's your turn. The guy woke up and looked around very puzzled. He immediately began to survey his hand and the board with a look of astonishment. He clearly had no idea what to do or how to react. Peter said again, I'm done, it's your turn. The puzzlement of the guy began to grow. He looked around in total disbelief. He paused again as he surveyed the situation. Peter said again, very calmly, Go, it's your turn. At this point, the guy stood up, and walked away, with a look on his face that can only be described as a cross between complete terror and confusion.
