Magic Story - Zendikar Resurgent
This story is divided into four sections, each with a different perspective planeswalker and each written by a different author. Presumably the last one, Nissa's, is written by Kreines, since it's the weakest of the lot. It's full of planeswalkers looking into each other's eyes and feeling comfort in each other's presence and such.
* A few days after the titans were defeated, Gideon and Tazri jog together around the campsite. Tazri has fully taken up her leadership role, and she's better at jogging than Gideon.
* For some reason, purple prose is used to describe Chandra using her magic to heat up a pot of broth. Chandra's legs have been injured, but she's expected to recover in a few days. Meantime, she's stuck heating up food and blankets, and she has chosen to make a piece of Ulamog's skull her chair.
* Jace is jealous of how everyone gets along with Gideon.
* Ugin arrives, going, "Jace, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?!" He was able to sense what was going on through the reverberations through Zendikar, but he wants an explanation from Jace. Jace explains, and Ugin is annoyed but accepts it. Ugin reveals that he had no idea that Kozilek was still on the plane, since his sensor network on the plane was damaged, but he was able to confirm through the aforementioned reverberations that Emrakul has been gone for a long time. He says he doesn't know what will happen now that Ulamog and Kozilek are dead, and it's possible that there won't be any effects until after the other planeswalkers are dead, so they can consider it a victory if they want. Jace offers to help Ugin investigate the titans, but he goes lol no, and then leaves.
* Jace wants to investigate the other threats they know about, and Gideon agrees. Jace is afraid of Bolas and doesn't want to directly search for him until they know more about his plans. He has no clue how to track Emrakul, so he decides to go to Innistrad to track down Sorin.
* While the first three sections all led into each other, Nissa's is disconnected. She goes to the place where the titans were defeated and plants seeds there--the ones she got in an earlier story in case Zendikar was destroyed. Chandra talks to her, with a lot of looking into each other's eyes and such, and Nissa is convinced that she shouldn't just stay on Zendikar for the rest of her life.
* The story appears to end, but then we get two more paragraphs after the ending picture, where Jace asks Nissa about Sorin. Last paragraph is pretty lewd.
EDIT: Beaten. By the way, the story actually does specifically say that Gideon had a shirt on during his jog.
And wasn't that thing Angry Grimace quoted actually made a while ago? It looks familiar.