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[GAMETA]

The old man felt a gas scent inside his house, and, to test if it was leaking, lit his hand lighter right next to the canister.

He survived with mild bruises but the house...

 

[Grinchy]

Bruises....? It demolished a house, but he had bruises??

I think Mr. Glass has found his unbreakable man.

 

[Keihart]

doesn't sound like a clever way to test if gas is leaking....
Amazing that he only got bruises.

 

[ValiantTraveler]

What the hell? How did he survive with only mild bruises?

 

[-Arcadia-]

So much why.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Oops

 

[-Arcadia-]

Btw, a link would be cool. Never know if you’re getting bamboozled, and I genuinely want to know more, given his (lack of) injuries.

 

[synchronicity]

The character's name is "Florida" for any of you non-olds.

 

[Stouffers]

Technically, bruises are internal bleeding.

 

[zeorhymer]

Um...that sign doesn't look American.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Yeah that guy has to be dead.

 

[YukiOnna]

So much why.

Because Florida Man

 

[BigBooper]

So his test worked. What's the big deal?

 

[Prison Mike]

This stories been blown out of proportion

 

[Patrick S.]

Wow, a house made of bricks in the US?

 

[Ikutachi]

Impressive.

 

[rykomatsu]

I was expecting a GrayStillPlays youtube video...am disappoint...

 

[Blond]

He's struck again

 

[GAMETA]

Um...that sign doesn't look American.

How many visits and replies you think I'd get if I wrote "Brazilian man blows up his house?"

 

[Vicetrailia]

Impressive. How did he just have bruises.

 

[Riven326]

Well, Hitler survived the explosion that was meant to kill him and that was right under the table next to where he was standing. Explosions are either weird or biased.

 

[Tesseract]

and dying in your bed many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance ...

 

[TaySan]

Well that's pretty dumb and wreckless im just glad no one was killed.

 

[008]

Yeah, that’s not Florida. Stupid thread title.

 

[GAMETA]

Yeah, that’s not Florida. Stupid thread title.

 

[kingbean]

I can't find the source for this. Either way it's a trip to see a house popped apart lol.

 

[triplestation]

 

[DESTROYA]

C‘mon OP, Florida has enough notoriety on it’s own. We don’t need made up stories

 

[epicnemesis]

Link?

 

[GAMETA]

C‘mon OP, Florida has enough notoriety on it’s own. We don’t need made up stories

But it is a real story, the only catch is that it's actually from Brazil.

The thing is, people don't care about Brazil, now how am I supposed to let it ruin my thread?

 

[Weiji]

I’m convinced this is just what his house looks like and they mistook it as damage from the explosion.

 

[GV82]

Not dead? shit test him with Covid, could be the cure we are looking for.

 

[ManaByte]

He claimed a gas leak.

In reality it was a meth lab.

 

[Gp1]

How many visits and replies you think I'd get if I wrote "Brazilian man blows up his house?"

lol

 

[bitbydeath]

Impressive. How did he just have bruises.

 

[captainraincoat]

i dont live in America but is Florida considered to be the stupid people capital?

 

[Riven326]

i dont live in America but is Florida considered to be the stupid people capital?

People like to blame us for everything.

 

[Insane Metal]

Wow, a house made of bricks in the US?

That's the first thing I thought too xD

 

[Meowzers]

The ultimate version of ''Pull my finger''

 

[GAMETA]

Wow, a house made of bricks in the US?

For real tho, why Americans don't use bricks? I know the wood-wall-thing you use provides good insulation and probably has a good cost, but you can literally trip and make a huge hole in the wall.

Is wood it better for earthquakes? I'm asking because we don't have quakes here.

 

[DESTROYA]

We use bricks just not as often as wood frame homes. And it’s almost impossible to trip and make a huge hole in the wall accidentally.

 

[EverydayBeast]

The internet is use to these Florida threads lol on a serious note,

it makes you want to treasure your house.

 

[iconmaster]

How many visits and replies you think I'd get if I wrote "Brazilian man blows up his house?"

Maybe it's just me, but I value accuracy in sharing news over your thread view count.

 

[GAMETA]

Maybe it's just me, but I value accuracy in sharing news over your thread view count.

Come on, it's more of a funny thread than news

 

[HellforLeather]

PCP will make you tough, not smart.

 

[Stouffers]

“WHERE IS FLORIDA MAN?!”

 

[Nankatsu]

Was going to say he went down with a bang, but that plot twist ruined it for me.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Looks like it took that beast of a gate off as well. Fuck me.