veryslowhand
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rookie mistake, you ask about birth control after condomless sex.
I don't understand why he keeps calling her dude.
dude it was a JOKE
please respond
Are we cool?
I call women dude, man, bro etc all the time.
What's weird about that?
You have my sword.
I've done it in 2. See you Wednesday, OK?
Money can't buy you out of desperation, apparently.
This has to be fake.
Surely, the woman would have stopped responding long before that.
in before average GAFfer brain size thread referencesMy brain operates much higher than normal GAFfers.
Do I want to chill on a yacht, or do I want to not end up hacked into a million pieces?
Decisions, decisions...
Indeed,dude has some serious issues.Damn. Bullet fucking dodged huh?
"My mom recently died ok". Yikes.
Ugh. I was this cringeworthy once. Ruined a perfectly good friendship because of that cringe and it changed me for the better. I hope this guy learns his lesson and actually becomes a better person too, rather than pretend to be a better person.
I don't understand why he keeps calling her dude.
What a loon.
She must have been hot.
"I actually had you double booked with another girl."
Why would you ever say something like this? What did he think the payoff was gonna be?
I don't see anything wrong
Maybe it's a California thing but I've refereed to every chick I've dated as dude or man.
"Hey man what's up"
"Dude let's go get a drink".
I guess it's weird?
I'm totally a doctor that's why I sound like an uneducated moron in my texts, dude.
"I actually had you double booked with another girl."
Why would you ever say something like this? What did he think the payoff was gonna be?
Truth be told, a person's level of intellect cannot be judged through personal text messages. Text messaging is for convenience.
True. But would a doctor say: "My brain thinks on a much higher level". I somehow seriously doubt that..
True. But would a doctor say: "My brain thinks on a much higher level". I somehow seriously doubt that..
When a personal is emotional or "excited," it can make them say silly things. Also, tons of doctors exhibit something called God Complex.
Oh I know. They can be arrogant pricks. But somehow the construct of the sentence makes me doubt him. It could be because I am not a native English speaker though.
I'd expect a doctor to either say: I think on a higher level than you, or my brain works on a higher level than you. In Dutch a doctor would probably not often say 'the brain thinks'.
This fucking guy...
"Aw cool, you decided to be a psycho, that actually works out for me because this way I can go to work and make 900 BUCKS huhuhuhuhuhuh"
*please call*