Fourteen - fin
Earlier on in Fourteen's story, the President of the United States' son, a green-haired boy named America, is visited by a creepy humanoid cactus, Bobby, who thanks America for listening to him and then tells him his goodbyes. After he peaces out, plants all across the planet wither and die.
If I made a list of top ten crazy things that go down in Fourteen, Bobby wouldn't even make the cut. Like, that actually doesn't even compare to what else is in this manga. There's eccentric, there's nuts, there's completely cracked out, and then there's Fourteen.
Things start off with a mutant chicken forming inside a chicken manufacturing company. It quickly grows, both physically and mentally, then escapes. After spending a night on a computer, he declares he's Chicken George, and boy is Chicken George ever pissed at what humanity has done to the animal kingdom. From there Fourteen goes on an adventure involving the secrets to immortality, green babies, trash island, a wrestling death match and Earth dying.
The whole thing moves along at a nice clip and never stops treating its insane scenarios as dead serious as possible which, of course, means it never stops being hilarious. It keeps bouncing between wild ideas and unpredictable twists, and the cool thing is, it somehow keeps up this creative energy from beginning to end. It only gets weirder in ways you won't see coming, too. You think Chicken George is bizarre, then a dinosaur pops out of a briefcase. There's this invasion arc in the second half, which
just suddenly happens, and it's both the funniest part in the manga as well as probably the most absurd thing I've seen from Umezu. I love it.
I imagine most will find the wall to wall fuckery overwhelming, but for anyone who wants to feel like they're on all the damn drugs, Fourteen comes highly recommended.
I'm one for three on the New Year's backlog thing now, for the record.