I would fucking love for this to happen just to see what Russo tries doing.
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I would fucking love for this to happen just to see what Russo tries doing.
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Then it's up to more capable people to mold the insanity into storylines. He'd be good for that. And bringing in Sid.
CM Punk drops another pipe bomb, HHH openly buries young talent, Bork says wrestling is fake which is why he went to MMA, Zack Ryder's gimmick will be sending his bitching tweets while in the ring with the camera zoomed in on his phone and he'll feud with Undertaker, Dolph will cash in MITB and feud with Justin Gabriel for the US Championship a month later, Cena will become That 80s Fat Chick Thriller Guy, Antonio Cesaro will get Lance Storm's old boring gimmick, Santino will become a deadly serious heel only to turn back into a goofy heel and full on goofy face within 2 months, Shane will return for one show, HHH will pedigree him, and we'll never hear from him again, Jimmy and Jey Uso will break up and feud, Titus will start dressing like an aligator, Fandango will burn his dancing outfit in a trash can, Brodus Clay will crush one of the YAKs, someone will call King a pedo, someone will make reference to JBL's butthole soaping.
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Deleted member 47027
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Why is your WWE infinitely more entertaining than the current product
I'd love to see Ryder complain via twitter in the ring and hit send right before getting hit. Or him complaining via Vine.
British Monsoon
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If you're looking for a good wrestling documentary, check out 'Gaea Girls', which is about the super-hard training system Japanese women's wrestlers used to go through;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ZHlovyYls
Go to 28:00 for one of the most brutal dropkicks you'll ever see.
Also, Cesaro vs Sin Cara was super fun;
I'm OK with this.
And this. "Millions of gators".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ZHlovyYls
Go to 28:00 for one of the most brutal dropkicks you'll ever see.
Also, Cesaro vs Sin Cara was super fun;
strobogo said:
I'm OK with this.
strobogo said:
And this. "Millions of gators".
Would Titus still make the barking noise as an alligator?
And that's just week one.
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The barking noise IS an alligator. It's not a dog bark.
Mr. Enigma
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Stephanie stepped down? Oh god, please hire Vince Russo back.
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just make triple H the all father of WWE
Mr. Enigma
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There was an obvious change in booking quality when the Chris Kreski guy stepped down before Stephanie took over.
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
What?
Doesn't look like Stephanie Stepped down. Here who it was that was removed:
They need to hire people who know wrestling not daytime and late show guys.
If I recall, the only thing Stephanie really changed was having scripted promos.
Besides, I think Stephanie's job title changed to Executive Vice President of Creative anyways. So she's probably still there.
Mr. Enigma
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Go watch the WWF before September 2000 and then after. You will see a difference. Vince always blamed the move to TNN/SpikeTV for the lower ratings, but the last two RAWs while still on USA Network were the first shows to slip into the 5.0 area since 1998. Steph's first big fuck-up was completely screwing up her love triangle deal with Triple H and Kurt Angle. It just abruptly ended with no payoff.
Isn't that because they fired the guy who came up with the storyline?
Mr. Enigma
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He wasn't fired. He stepped down to take a job at MTV. And what kind of excuse is that to just abruptly end one of the potentially best angles of 2000? The way that whole thing ended is what permanently turned off a lot of people they hooked in during the Attitude Era.
just make triple H the all father of WWE
lol... HHH looks like a dork...
Mr. Luchador
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Its OK, they did the whole angle again with Jericho and Angle instead.
Jezus Christ, Kyoufu. Get over it already, it's time to move on mate.
British Monsoon
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Sean Waltman has signed a Legends contract with WWE.
Good for him.
Good for him.
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if it means less of him in chikara than yay
Fucking awesome news. Kid is a great guy, too bad his life is so fucked up.
British Monsoon
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Ah, come on, he had like 8 matches there in two years. Yeah, they weren't always great (I could have done without that Young Bucks vs 123 Kid & Marty 2/3 falls tag match) but I really enjoyed his match with Generico and just the general emotion from Waltman at the reception he received from the CHIKARA fans.
So that's pretty much all of DX except Chyna. Well, I hope she is enjoying her work.
edit: Wow, this was a movie?
No one enjoys Chyna's work. She looks completely dead inside and in pain, the dudes look like they're struggling to keep it up, and everyone is grossed out and and uncomfortable watching it.
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Tat young bucks match really put me off. Have not seen much of his indie stuff.
Glad genus getting paid also I guess lends to the rumors of DX in the hall if fame
Glad genus getting paid also I guess lends to the rumors of DX in the hall if fame
British Monsoon
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edit: Wow, this was a movie?
Holy shit, this looks SO AWFUL I might actually have to track it down and watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRYccyEHYLc
*edit, it's on Cinemageddon!!! Yes! Grabbing it now
Mr. Enigma
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Paul Bearer died from a blood clot.
SousedLouse
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Liquidsnake
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I was just going to ask you personally what happened, since you know everything.
Why is Sin Cara jobbing to everyone now?
CrunchinJelly
formerly cjelly
Arrowgigantic
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I think he meant Shane would be Jesus.
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Why is cesaro jobbing to everyone is a better question
Arrowgigantic
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He's a heel, duh.
Why are Barrett and Ziggler? Because secondary titles = jobber immunity in WWE.
This is actually a good thing. They're using him as the US Champion to test him against wrestlers at the next level of the roster. This is actually better than Having him win matches against talent that does nothing for him at this point.
He needs some more wins against talent above his level though, but it's good that they're testing him to go up to that level.
British Monsoon
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Cesaro spent like 3 years helping train dudes in lucha style at the CHIKARA Wrestle Factory, so he knows his stuff. If anyone is suited to making smaller guys look awesome against a heavyweight, it's Cesaro.
That being said, what he really needs now is some wins over big opponents - all those pointless non-title losses to Randy. What should have happened is that Randy beat him once and then got a title shot, but loses when the title is on the line. Randy doesn't look any weaker, but Cesaro looks all the more strong for it.
That being said, what he really needs now is some wins over big opponents - all those pointless non-title losses to Randy. What should have happened is that Randy beat him once and then got a title shot, but loses when the title is on the line. Randy doesn't look any weaker, but Cesaro looks all the more strong for it.
Liquidsnake
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The more I learn about this guy, the more I am impressed.
Turned it into a link. You should edit your quote.aww man spoilers!
EDIT: Nevermind, guess we're cool with it.