They probably grabbed the nearest dude in the hallway.
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March Wrasslin' |OT| Forecast for Wrestlemania...cloudy with a heavy chance of Reigns
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They probably grabbed the nearest dude in the hallway.
sazabirules
Unconfirmed Member
Man Baron Corbin is awful. His finisher is a joke and I'm tired of watching him every week.
Just listen to the first few seconds of LAW's Review-a-RAW. If that isn't Ziggler I dunno what is anymore. There's no way that was Sting unless they altered it so much they first had him sound like Ziggler, cutting a promo in the style of Ziggler, and then making the deep voice to mask him.
Mr. Luchador
Member
The one positive I took from RAW was my sudden realisation that smark signs just aren't that funny, or at least the 'Chris Benoit is Innocent' kind aren't.
Gearing up for a fight with a Celtic warrior.
StylesClash
Member
And what kind of clusterfuck tag team championship match are going to have? And how can the ascension get in on it? Hehe
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
going to be feuding with kane again
Mr. Luchador
Member
It felt like it was aired once every hour for 3 weeks.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
How is that even going to work....is there room for another match on the card? They haven't even put the token tag team match on the card yet.
They could just take the Divas match off the card.
Paracelsus
Member
If things keep going like this, Bryan's arms will grow smaller than Rey's in 2002. I've got to be honest, I can see why they would not put him in the main event vs Lesnar, you wouldn't need suspension of disbelief to buy his win, you'd need lsd.
Liquidsnake
Banned
Not yet, but you know he really wants to.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
The only thing that happened when Cesaro won was that he had to give up his actually good theme music in exchange for buttmetal
avengers23
Banned
Listening to Dave Meltzer's spirit and faith in WWE get broken over the past couple of months has been intriguing.
It's his job to cover it, but you can tell his heart isn't in it. Especially when you listen to him talk about New Japan and Lucha Underground in comparison.
Professor Beef
Banned
I'm sure if it was Ziggler, he would've made a passive aggressive tweet about it.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Why is it that the villainous management stable always a goon squad of total incompetents? At this point even Rollins comes off like an incompetent dumbass.
I don't understand why they don't just get some of the other wrestlers involved in the stable. The entire stable is comprised of Lieutenant Worfs.
I don't understand why they don't just get some of the other wrestlers involved in the stable. The entire stable is comprised of Lieutenant Worfs.
darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
It's a long con. Ziggler is actually Sting at WM.
Serpentine
Banned
if you look closely, you'll realize that Ziggler has been Sting this whole time. Even at Survivor Series.
sf2fanatic
Member
Wtf with the green paint on Cody's face?
Stardust is officially in the WM ladder match.
avengers23
Banned
It's because he has no choice to cover it that we've been able to witness the destruction of his spirit. It's been the most entertaining thing related to main roster WWE for the past half year or so.
Professor Beef
Banned
No, I am the sting.
Link wears green, it's an homage.
I actually have no idea lol
Stardust is officially in the WM ladder match.
Wade looks so sad.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Stardust is only slightly higher than "blue chipper" on the Cody gimmick list.
Which in case you're curious is:
Dr doom
White jacket
Dashing
Mustache
Legacy
1st heel turn
Stardust
Blue chipper
Which in case you're curious is:
Dr doom
White jacket
Dashing
Mustache
Legacy
1st heel turn
Stardust
Blue chipper
Professor Beef
Banned
Can you believe it, DM? We're getting a new Clay fighter before a new Wargames! 
slightconfuse
Banned
Ladder match is the island of failed pushes
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
Nocturnowl
Member
And if anyone thinks that nabbing the IC title will be the raft to get them back to civilisation they'll soon find it springs a leak almost immediately and actually puts you in a worse spot.
Dust brothers had just won the belts when I started watching and I loved the gimmick. They were giving these crazy promos about the Cosmic Key. Love how Stardust is 100% kayfabe all the time. Then they turned heel (or something) lost to the Usos, weren't given any more promo time and fell off completely. A terrible waste, I'm so into the Stardust thing and I know it'll be dead and gone soon. That IC ladder match is a giant fuck you to everyone in it who deserves better. Except r truth.
slightconfuse
Banned
sf2fanatic
Member
Well we all know Paco ain't winning.
Hidden One
Member
This gif gon get some mileage
Erik Rowan isn't in the match !
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Cody should've leapt right into the main event after his orton feud
Failed pushes? Most of them were never given any sort of chance. One week getting the non reaction Reigns has been getting weekly for any of them and Vince would pull the plug.