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March Wrasslin' |OT| Forecast for Wrestlemania...cloudy with a heavy chance of Reigns

Friend dream, what do you think of my local indy?

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Here is their roster page complete with themes

I would recommend listening to Abdul Nasir's, it's very catchy
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
You see 'Alabama Pro Wrestling' and you think 'everybody here is going to look like Terry Gordy' OR AT LEAST THE BUNKHOUSE BOYS

instead I get these would-be young bucks looking dweebs
 

dream

Member
Abdul Nasir's theme is nice, if jihadic.

The best thing about these municipal indies is the ladies are very easy.
 

Bowser

Member
Do you guys think we'll get an AxelMania and Randow Savage Mega Powers team up at this year's Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal?
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
Weird week in TNA. Apparently the Spud/EC3 match is legitimately must see and in twitter news the legendary POPE is making a return to TNA.
 

dream

Member
Every single person on that roster has a WWE analogue. Wow.

Jimmy Havoc - Shannon Moore
Rampage Brown - Santino Marella
Dave Mastiff - Gene Snitsky
Mark Andrews - CM Punk
Eddie Dennis - Psicosis
Will Ospreay - Zach Gowan
Noam Dar - Fin Balor
Marty Scrull - Tyler Breeze
El Ligero - Psicosis
Mark Haskins - CM Punk
Sha Samuels - Simon Diamond
Paul Robinson - TJ Wilson
Grado - Kevin Steen
The Antihero Tommy End - Gene Snitsky
Martin Stone - Ryback

etc etc etc
 
Dream,
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my local promotions WISH they could afford Snitsky. I think the biggest name we got was 'Hot Stuff' Eddie Gilbert.

This is one of the finest wrestling posters I've ever seen. If these guys had a website, I'd be on it 24/7 or have Google Alerts or whatever people do.

Dreamfriend, you missed their last SUPERCARD...


What a draw.

So the local guys in this poster are apparently "Heavy Metal" (No relation to the famous Heavy Metal of Mexico) and "Jessie Youngblood" (prob. no relation to the Youngbloods of the Amarillo territory). Are these guys related? Or are two kinda pudgy guys that kinda look the same and have terrible chin beards super common in the Edmonton area?
 
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Jimmy Havoc - Shannon Moore
Rampage Brown - Santino Marella
Dave Mastiff - Gene Snitsky
Mark Andrews - CM Punk
Eddie Dennis - Psicosis
Will Ospreay - Zach Gowan
Noam Dar - Fin Balor
Marty Scrull - Tyler Breeze
El Ligero - Psicosis
Mark Haskins - CM Punk
Sha Samuels - Simon Diamond
Paul Robinson - TJ Wilson
Grado - Kevin Steen
The Antihero Tommy End - Gene Snitsky
Martin Stone - Ryback

etc etc etc

This is incredible troll bait, I love it.
 
Jimmy Havoc - Shannon Moore
Rampage Brown - Santino Marella
Dave Mastiff - Gene Snitsky
Mark Andrews - CM Punk
Eddie Dennis - Psicosis
Will Ospreay - Zach Gowan
Noam Dar - Fin Balor
Marty Scrull - Tyler Breeze
El Ligero - Psicosis
Mark Haskins - CM Punk
Sha Samuels - Simon Diamond
Paul Robinson - TJ Wilson
Grado - Kevin Steen
The Antihero Tommy End - Gene Snitsky
Martin Stone - Ryback

etc etc etc

Hah, by sight I guess I can see some of those, few match up for ring styles though - Robinson/TJ is a good one actually. Rampage/Santino is way off the mark;

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Also, ain't no one like The Bastard Dave Mastiff;

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Mastiff is the future, friends. Accept it.
 
Jimmy Havoc - Shannon Moore
Rampage Brown - Santino Marella
Dave Mastiff - Gene Snitsky
Mark Andrews - CM Punk
Eddie Dennis - Psicosis
Will Ospreay - Zach Gowan
Noam Dar - Fin Balor
Marty Scrull - Tyler Breeze
El Ligero - Psicosis
Mark Haskins - CM Punk
Sha Samuels - Simon Diamond
Paul Robinson - TJ Wilson
Grado - Kevin Steen
The Antihero Tommy End - Gene Snitsky
Martin Stone - Ryback

etc etc etc

I like how Gene Snitsky must appear twice on the list.

Mastiff is the future, friends. Accept it.

I want "The Bastard" Dave Mastiff in Inspire Pro so bad. The Second Annual Inspire Pro Hoss Battle demands this.
 
See, at least with Dave Mastiff, I could understand him looking like someone you wanna give a belt to. He's fat, but he also clearly looks like he could kick your ass.

EDIT: Brodus does NOT look like someone who could kick your ass.
 
Most people look at their local independent promotion and pick out who could make it in the WWE.

I go to mine and pick out who could make it in IWA-MS.

The dude with the championship belt looks like he'd be willing to do some dumb stuff for little money, I'm sure he'd be a hit. Fat bandanna guy at the back could potentially be a shitty deathmatch guy.
 
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