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March Wrasslin' |OT| Forecast for Wrestlemania...cloudy with a heavy chance of Reigns
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British Monsoon
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I'm not sure how many ways there are to book an invading faction, other than they piss everyone off and take all the gold. I'm sure Cho Kibou-gun will turn, they already teased it today with Maybach shaking Marufuji's hand, and that will put an interesting spin on things.
Also, it's not really faction warfare when there's just one stable kicking up a fuss - even when Okada was getting beat down by the Bullet Club, it was never a BC vs CHAOS thing, it was a BC vs Okada thing. You can't really compare it to DG where you've got four major factions all going after each other...well, three. Jimmyz are just sort of 'there'.
UrbanDandy
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It's a great video.
UberTag
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hes still like the most over guy they have though which is fucking hilarious really
British Monsoon
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"Daniel Bryan is awful and will never get over" isn't exactly a warning, more of a prediction. A wrong one.
Some more observations from my WM rewatches:
CM Punk has great #BigFightFeel walkouts for his last 2 WMs. He was overrated for some things (like actually wrestling), but he had the charisma of a legit main eventer. It's sad that his career will always be "What could have been".
The Rock's 30 min comeback matches are half impressive and half "What the fuck are you doing Rock? You're 40 and you haven't wrestled on a consistent basis in 10 years!!! Of course you're gonna blow up everytime you dummy!"
CM Punk has great #BigFightFeel walkouts for his last 2 WMs. He was overrated for some things (like actually wrestling), but he had the charisma of a legit main eventer. It's sad that his career will always be "What could have been".
The Rock's 30 min comeback matches are half impressive and half "What the fuck are you doing Rock? You're 40 and you haven't wrestled on a consistent basis in 10 years!!! Of course you're gonna blow up everytime you dummy!"
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dream
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To be fair, he is awful. Turd-awful, in fact. And you can accurately make the case that he didn't get over with the people he needed to get over with.
edit: and I agree with you, DMKehoe. CM Punk was better than Daniel Bryan in every way.
The second Punk one is pretty good.
British Monsoon
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Opinions are like arseholes.
Yeah, the crazy old man in charge of that shit-show of a company.
UberTag
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D.Brine needed to be a good little Miz and shave off his hippie beard, get a haircut and eat his meat and go out drinking with Vince like a good little kiss-ass.
If you're not over with him, it doesn't matter how over you are with anyone else.
Mr. Luchador
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I really like the Miz' character/gimmick, but I'm not too keen on The Miz.
Mr. Luchador
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2K biggest shit can publisher going when it comes to DLC.
FlammableD
Banned
Catching up with NXT, looking forward to Riley getting a beating. It's not even a smarky liking the heels thing, Riley was never good in the ring, and has been such a shitheel on commentary I want to see him destroyed.
His promo impressed me quite a bit and his match with CJ Parker was pretty good. I hate him slightly less now.
-Pyromaniac-
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Wow boooo at Nattie complaining about Paige's "sexual BS" on total divas. She mad cuz she aint as over.
/re-runs
/re-runs
candid, he was pretty big a few years ago, before his neck died
his problem now is more looking like a labrador's asshole
Hidden One
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Feel bad for Brine. He'll be competing for midcard titles for the rest of this year.
Sibersk Esto
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Dean should consider going with this look since he's hit a ceiling with being crazy
Paracelsus
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He already stated that look for him is marketing, the issue is the body, he wouldn't look believable against Rey Mastrio for the Cruiserweight title.
Friend, THE guy for the WWE needs the gas more than anyone in the company. Roman needs to be pumped full of juice to come anywhere close to what Vince imagines him looking like.
dream
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No argument here; bigger is always better. But Roman has the luxury of ring gear that hides much of his physique. Daniel Bryan has the handicap of being bare-chested, revealing a physique that looks very much like Jeff Jarrett or Bob Holly, putting him in the same category as Jeff Jarrett and Bob Holly.
Can I get a top 5 most juiced WWE performers of all time
#thelookin2015
Do you mean 'performer' like internet smark or like performer like 'makes actual money'
Sibersk Esto
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Fuck Baron Corbin. The very idea that he's worth anything positive to the world of professional wrestling offends me
Pop-O-Matic
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Nah, bro. It's only a matter of time before he's competing for the
ROH
FlammableD
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mmm joe hendry, galactic hero
avengers23
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Are those stretch marks on Corbin's belly?
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Deleted member 47027
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Yes, he used to be really fat.
FallingEdge
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Holy shit at this Naito vs Ibushi match. So fucking good!
Professor Beef
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Baron Corbin looks like a kid who doesn't know how to please a woman.
Sibersk Esto
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Suck it Corbin
slightconfuse
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No I mean like the list could include non wrestling folks like Vince or maybe bodybuilders they've had in cos fuck man I dunno
#cutcorbin
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slightconfuse
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The Ascension also don't have "the look"
Sibersk Esto
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This is an oxymoron
Professor Beef
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They couldn't even get the look right from what they were copying.
Not if he means "cut corbin from nxt!"
Pop-O-Matic
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Reminder that this is our future:
dream
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I just went on wwe.com, examined their "Superstars" section, and compiled a list of male wrestlers who have the look (because all of their lady wrestlers have the "Diva" look).
Alex Rusev
Bad News Barrett
Bray Wyatt
Brock Lesnar
Byron Saxton
Damien Mizdow (in a Lanny Poffo sort of way)
Dean Ambrose
Dolph Ziggler (until his hair dries)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
HHH
Jack Swagger
John Cena
The Miz
RKO
Roman Reigns
Titus O'Neil
Undertaker
William Regal
Zeb Colter
These truly are dark times...
Alex Rusev
Bad News Barrett
Bray Wyatt
Brock Lesnar
Byron Saxton
Damien Mizdow (in a Lanny Poffo sort of way)
Dean Ambrose
Dolph Ziggler (until his hair dries)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
HHH
Jack Swagger
John Cena
The Miz
RKO
Roman Reigns
Titus O'Neil
Undertaker
William Regal
Zeb Colter
These truly are dark times...