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March Wrasslin' |OT| Forecast for Wrestlemania...cloudy with a heavy chance of Reigns
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Sibersk Esto
Banned
Give Dean his black muscle tee back and better pants
total divas is gold, smarkz
dream
Member
Disagree, friend. I like Dolph with long hair.
As long as the hair is wet, he is gorgeous, with a look that gestures back to the glory days of the 80s. You can almost picture him in a six man tag with Jumpin' Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair in 1989.
Maybe they should just book his matches to never go longer than 5 minutes to avoid shit like this:
Cause then you can almost picture him in a six man tag with Jumpin' Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair in 2015.
As long as the hair is wet, he is gorgeous, with a look that gestures back to the glory days of the 80s. You can almost picture him in a six man tag with Jumpin' Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair in 1989.
Maybe they should just book his matches to never go longer than 5 minutes to avoid shit like this:
Cause then you can almost picture him in a six man tag with Jumpin' Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair in 2015.
WrestleMania 10/11
WrestleMania 20/21
WrestleMania 30/31
Seem to have a few parallels.
The WWE's wrestling darling is crowned champion at 10/20/30 with some big celebration.
Next WrestleMania not near the title picture
WWE's "experiment" gets crowning achievement following year Diesel (Yes, he went in as champion), Batista (This is an iffy one, but he got the main event slot and a 20 min match.Cena was mid-card and less than 10 mins) and is it the year of Reigns?
Hopefully 32 is slightly better for him, Diesel lost to Taker at Mania 12, Batista wasn't even at Mania 22.
WrestleMania 20/21
WrestleMania 30/31
Seem to have a few parallels.
The WWE's wrestling darling is crowned champion at 10/20/30 with some big celebration.
Next WrestleMania not near the title picture
WWE's "experiment" gets crowning achievement following year Diesel (Yes, he went in as champion), Batista (This is an iffy one, but he got the main event slot and a 20 min match.Cena was mid-card and less than 10 mins) and is it the year of Reigns?
Hopefully 32 is slightly better for him, Diesel lost to Taker at Mania 12, Batista wasn't even at Mania 22.
dream
Member
Holy crap, B. Brian Blair went 15 minutes with the Great Muta in 2014, and even used Sweet Child O' Mine as his walkout theme.
Brock would be his perfect opponent.
In a few years, there will be a little girl at ringside also questioning, 'Huh? Daniel Bryan?'
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Professional wrestler looks should be judged by how well they look like they would do in prison
FallingEdge
Member
Honma/Shibata is a tag team I want to see more of.
Is this Shibata's new gimmick? Teaming with jobbers? First Goto now this.
Cheetos is Pretty Awesome
Member
... That's not Muta, that appears to be a K-Mart knockoff of Muta
B. Bry looking good tho
dream
Member
Jesus fuck, Tommy Rich and Tom Prichard went 15 minutes with the Rock N Roll Express in 2014 too. 2014 was a great year and we didn't even know it. I mean "going 15 minutes" in the Larry Zybysko sense.
Demolition Ax's guest booker shit is legit.
Smash and Krush can fuck off though. This is a man who can be in the Arn Anderson, Meng, Dean Malenko, Larry Zbysko, Ron Simmons pissed off dads stable
putting meltzerz on blast
slightconfuse
Banned
Pristine_Condition
Member
I thought it was Perry Saturn doing a Muta gimmick.
Damn, ICP have aged horribly.
The music sounds like some mid-90s Japanese hype video, and that just makes it extra awesome.
in no specific order
1. Nathan Jones
2. Warlord
3. Mason Ryan
4. Lex
5. Maybe Brakus? Maybe Davey
Honorable mention to Hogan. The man looked like a deflated balloon when he first showed up in WCW.
Don't say Warrior, he was fueled by destrucity.
Ninja Scooter
Member
this picture looks like a before and after for a burn victim.
That was lovely. Wished the network would have the WCW TV shows like Saturday Night already...
Pristine_Condition
Member
I might go to this, Pristine:
This is the same company that brought in Gene Snitsky for the "It Wasn't My Fault Tour."
Bah gawd...
It's called "booking outside the box," if you are the money-mark, justifying this to yourself.
For everyone else it's "LOL, who is the clueless money-mark booking for his shit show?"
Everybody wins.
This is why the olde times were better--before all these wrestlers were straight-edge nerds who went back to the hotel room to play kiddeogames.
Back in those days, it wasn't "how many hundos do I need to get a beej from Sunny"? It was just "I wonder where in Murfreesboro, Tennessee I can go to score an 8-ball so I can get a beej from Sunny?"
Simpler times.
They need him in a tank top or singlet. His belly's never really going to get better than it is due to the excess skin and it just looks really odd.
JPeeples83
Member
That actually was Cesaro's gimmick when he came in - he was a super-aggressive former rugby player, which is why he had the leg tape.
That's sure done a world of good for KENTA - the last guy who really wowed him.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
Dream,
my local promotions WISH they could afford Snitsky. I think the biggest name we got was 'Hot Stuff' Eddie Gilbert.
What are you talking about, that first pic is clearly former WWE World champ Jack Swagger
Going by this, Rockstar Spud is the clearest and best babyface in pro wrestling today. Woo!
Masquerader
Member
Yes, same. All of them look somewhat quirky and interesting, though. I'd actually like to see them in action.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
lmao, last night's house show had the fresh matchup of Daniel Bryan vs Kane