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March Wrasslin' |OT| Forecast for Wrestlemania...cloudy with a heavy chance of Reigns

iMax

Member
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Out of all people, Seth, you shouldn't be laughing.
 

Heel

Member
Well, Data West, wearing a wrestling tee to your "we used to watch RAW when it was a somewhat acceptable teenage pastime, and now we're watching WrestleMania once a year to laugh at it and drink socially" party is what Nerd Chat would classify as a #DeadGiveaway, that you actually still watch wrestling weekly, alone. That's not something you want to reveal.

A possible #Safe alternative: Open the door, mid-laugh, and say: "LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY CLOSET DUDES, HAHAHAHA." and reveal that you're wearing an Austin 3:16 shirt you bought at a Sunday Night Heat taping in 1999. The truth is that this is one of your most coveted articles of clothing, but you may be able to skate by with an excuse that you're wearing it for laughs.

Let me know if you need any more #DeadGiveaway pointers if you're watching WrestleMania socially.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I disagree with your assessment as wearing 90s-2001 era wrestling t-shirts is the new taste maker thing.

I wear this
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with this
for example



This Buff Bagwell ensemble is another popular one at the roller derby games and the knitting factory.
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This is some next level shit though that even I could not pull off.
 

Gorillaz

Member
since I'm learning whats safe and what isn't

Heel what are the more safer choices to mention to friends? I can bring up brock lesnar because of his ties to UFC

but...what about Axel? I mean Beadle on Sportsnation mentioned Axelmania so im #safe or is that a grey area?
 

Kaladin

Member
Wrestlemania Week starts early this year friends....can't wait to this week's NXT:

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I've heard good things about this match......damn good things.
 

Heel

Member
WrestleMania viewing party talking points:

Man, I hope The Rock shows up...remember him? #Safe
I hope Dwayne doesn't show up...fucking part timers... #DeadGiveaway

OH SHIT, KANE...he's The Undertaker's brother, remember? #Safe
Ugh, shit...Kane. He used to be Isaac Yankem, DDS, remember? #DeadGiveaway
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
You mention Shawn Michaels in a public area, and you better pray that they think you're talking about the retired porn star.
 

Vylash

Member
wrestling shirts are for nerds, now if you'll excuse me i need to decide if i'm wearing my tapout shirt today or my affliction shirt
 

Heel

Member
Oh shit, RIKISHI going to the hall of fame. STINKFACE AYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHA #Safe
His sons, The Usos, will never live up to his legacy. I can't believe they gave them a run. #DeadGiveaway
 

Gonzalez

Banned
Wrestlemania Week starts early this year friends....can't wait to this week's NXT:

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I've heard good things about this match......damn good things.

Did they photoshop Owens? I know he lost weight, but he appeared to have gained some of that weight back at the Ohio tapings.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
NWO shirt #safe
NWO Wolfpac shirt #safe
LWO or BWO shirt #DeadGiveaway

I feel like SOMEBODY could pull off a Slapnuts shirt. But it would be a huge risk.
 

sazabirules

Unconfirmed Member
I just ordered that new PWG DVD and I'm really excited. I've never watched any of their events before. This is the first non-WWE product I've bought.
 

RBH

Member
For what it's worth, Samoa Joe told some of the boys at the Queens, NYC show on Friday night that he is, in fact, bound for WWE in April.

It is believed his final indy show will be for WrestleCentre in Canada on April 9th, where he faces Christopher Daniels in the main event.

It is still yet to be determined where he goes, but it looks more and more like he is definitely going to NXT first, as it's Triple H that has more interest in him than Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/301kqw/news_on_samoa_joe/
 

Spider from Mars

tap that thorax
Heel, if one of my lapsed friends asks me a question, can I answer it correctly in this way "Hmm, I think that.... but I'm not sure" to make it seem like I don't really pay attention still or is that a #deadgiveaway?
 

Alucard

Banned
Sting? His old ass still wrestles? #Safe
Hahaha...yeah man, you should've seen him in TNA. #DeadGiveaway

"Triple H? He was that 'Suck It' guy, right?"
#Safe

"Triple H is doing a bangup job of running NXT. Better than Vince is doing with Raw."
#DeadGiveaway
 

Heel

Member
Heel, if one of my lapsed friends asks me a question, can I answer it correctly in this way "Hmm, I think that.... but I'm not sure" to make it seem like I don't really pay attention still or is that a #deadgiveaway?

Hmm, I think that....but I'm not sure, as I haven't watched in over a decade. #Safe
Let me check The Observer archive. I've subscribed for over a decade. #DeadGiveaway
 

Gorillaz

Member
When it comes to Safe or DeadGiveaway Undertaker during his biker phase is questionable.


It is a good way to smoke someone else out but it could backfire.

Don't know if I want to use it as #bait or not
 

Heel

Member
This Bryan guy looks like a hobo, hahahaha. #Safe
Don't ever fucking disrespect the Movement like that. #DeadGiveaway
 

Alucard

Banned
When it comes to Safe or DeadGiveaway Undertaker during his biker phase is questionable.


It is a good way to smoke someone else out but it could backfire.

The Undertaker? Holy shit. Can't believe this guy is still around. #Safe

He looks like he's been training really hard for this match. His instagram pics make him look like a beast. Wonder what kind of diet Michelle has him on. #DeadGiveaway
 

RBH

Member
Viacom’s Paramount has signed up with NBCU and WWE to promote its new “Terminator: Genisys” film, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, starting in the WWE’s annual “Wrestlemania” event in March and on NBCU and in WWE properties through the movie’s July release. In “Wrestlemania,” wrestler Triple H (actually Paul Levesque, WWE’s executive vice president of talent), will make a grand entrance using imagery from the movie, and video outtakes from “Wrestlemania” will be released digitally and socially in service of promoting the release, said Wilson.
http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/wwe-nbc-team-up-to-grapple-with-madison-avenue-1201457851/
 

jred2k

Member
If you can't believe they stuck Paige in a tag match with the Bellas and know she can go based on her NXT macthes...

... you might be a wrestling fan.

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#DeadGiveaway
 
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