Man if we saw the John Cena we did tonight, even a little more toned down from the rap gimmick, this would've been a much more fun feud. Thuganomics Cena actually seems somewhat intense while still being a clown, because he's doing it with style. Instead we get standup comedian Cena and laugh in the face of danger Cena and it fucking sucks.
One thing I HATE is that wrestlers have to wear their merch. It's so fucking lame. Michaels looks 100x more natural in a vneck. Cena looks 100x more natural in a Jersey. Punk looks 100x more natural in band hoodies and shirts (but the best in the world shirt was awesome so that one gets a pass). It's not even a problem that the shirts suck, because they do, it's because it makes them into impersonal cartoon characters, wearing the same thing week in and week out. Just such a stupid thing to try and sell merchandise and not let the characters naturally get over by being REAL PEOPLE.
Written characters in wrestling should be dead. Creative should be a small team booking job of asking people what they think and what feud they should be in and if its a good idea put them together if no one has ideas see what sticks in the undercard and let people be them fucking selves from the bottom up, and if they can't then they can't. Creative is such a limiting stupid shit. Merchandising is such a stupid limiting shit.