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March Wrasslin |OT| Road To WrassleMania
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Net_Wrecker
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I actually just remembered Lashely. He's Amateur Wrassler Guy Ver. 2: Black Edition. That model had more than a few deficiencies including a faulty Charisma Chip™, and the tone of his Voice Chip™ was all wrong.
Those faults will be remedied as well. This time...THEY'RE SERIOUS.
PS: It's hard keeping track of all these discontinued models so excuse me if I've forgotten your personal favorite, Amateur Wrasslin Guy fans.
this thread is striking gold like crazy tonight
Professor Beef
Banned
What about the Amateur Wrestling Guy who had the Copycat Chip installed? I remember he
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Scott Fucking Steiner
Net_Wrecker
Member
That was Amateur Wrasslin Guy Ver. MissingNo: White Edition. As you said, he had a prototype Copycat Chip™ that was since perfected in the Jay Lethal Bot Ver. 2.0: Wheelchair Flair Edition before being taken off of shelves because of manufacturing issues.
Gotdamn this is getting confusing. Editing the "Amateur Wrasslin Guy Wiki" right now to keep track of things, brb.
The Amateur Wrasslin Guy Genetic Freak Edition is still available in India. They had to take it off of US store shelves because of the innovative Free Speech Chip™ going haywire and developing its own potentially vulgar language.
British Monsoon
Member
I wake up every morning, and it's the same
Midnight WrassleGAF has gone insane,
bean breath's a'rhyming and think's he's Dwayne,
but, just like Cena, his lyrical flow is lame,
Hey!
Let's Rock
Everybody, let's Rock
bean breath is out to shock,
but we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks!
WWE signed a guy named Dereck Foore,
who's stock in trade is hugging guys on the floor,
with a crazy stare, just like Kurt and Benoit
in Vince's Universe, he's sure to go far,
Hey!
Let's Rock
Everybody, let's Rock
this guy will surely be a flop,
but we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks!
In Dragon Gate news, Chuck's teaming with Gargano
while Rich Swann faces Masato Yoshino,
dissension in Ronin, but they aren't splitting this time,
and on March 30th the iPPV is just $1.99
Hey!
Let's Rock
Everybody, let's Rock
Dragon Gate's the best on the block,
but we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks!
Midnight WrassleGAF has gone insane,
bean breath's a'rhyming and think's he's Dwayne,
but, just like Cena, his lyrical flow is lame,
Hey!
Let's Rock
Everybody, let's Rock
bean breath is out to shock,
but we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks!
WWE signed a guy named Dereck Foore,
who's stock in trade is hugging guys on the floor,
with a crazy stare, just like Kurt and Benoit
in Vince's Universe, he's sure to go far,
Hey!
Let's Rock
Everybody, let's Rock
this guy will surely be a flop,
but we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks!
In Dragon Gate news, Chuck's teaming with Gargano
while Rich Swann faces Masato Yoshino,
dissension in Ronin, but they aren't splitting this time,
and on March 30th the iPPV is just $1.99
Hey!
Let's Rock
Everybody, let's Rock
Dragon Gate's the best on the block,
but we're dancing 'cause Cleveland Rocks!
Bootaaay, you're always in my fave five.
Professor Beef
Banned
Just when I think it can't get any better than the Amateur Wrestling Guy collection, Bootaay steps in with a #GAMECHANGER.
I'm nearly choking on my midnight snack here.
I'm nearly choking on my midnight snack here.
Evening Musuko
Black Korea
you motherfucker.....
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
BOOTAAAY BOOTAAAY BOOTAAAY
YOU TALK ABOUT A STANZA SIZED ASS-WHOOPIN
BOOTAAAY BOOTAAAY BOOTAAAY
YOU TALK ABOUT A STANZA SIZED ASS-WHOOPIN
BOOTAAAY BOOTAAAY BOOTAAAY
Net_Wrecker
Member
If you're a fan of THOSE, wait till you see what Mattel has in store for the new line coming this summer.
WWE 2012: Just Some Random Guys Collection.
Top projected sellers:
1. Just Some Random Bipolar Marine Guy
2. Just Some Random Orange Guy
3. Just Some Random Ethnic Minority Stereotype Guy (multiple color variants)
And my sources tell me there's a Supernatural Wrasslin Guy Collection out this Fall. Pre-order that line, SoulPlaya. You won't regret it!
Professor Beef
Banned
I'm still waiting for my Teddy Long figure to come in. I pre-ordered the one with the built-in Thuggin' and Buggin' chip, too. 
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Sam and Dean to guest host Raw? *MARKS OUT*
Edit: I just thought of a joke related to that #1 seller, and now I'm going to hell. Wish me luck.
Net_Wrecker
Member
I'm still waiting for my Teddy Long figure to come in. I pre-ordered the one with the built-in Thuggin' and Buggin' chip, too.
You were supposed to switch your pre-order to the updated release. It only comes in sets of 2 now. It's called the General Manager Guy: Tag Team Teddy Edition.
I thought you were keeping up with this stuff, man. What kind of fan are you?
Evening Musuko
Black Korea
Now hold on a minute playa.
What about the rumoured General Manager Guy: Vintage Referee Edition? Is it coming out?
MightyHealthy
Banned
I want that new upcoming DLC for Dance Central, the one with the Smackdown Guy dance....
Nocturnowl
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Sharing these sentiments, see The Rock concert wasn't that bad after all since it led us to the superior bean breath spin off.
Holy shit @ this thread...
Last couple of pages have been keeping me laughing. lol
You know, that first pic REALLY does looks like a younger Angle. The other two not so much.
Last couple of pages have been keeping me laughing. lol
You know, that first pic REALLY does looks like a younger Angle. The other two not so much.
BoboBrazil
Member
It's TNA Thursday!
Plus more of this guy
Plus more of this guy
So if Rock deserves to be in the main event based on the hours he puts in....
How must Mark Henry feel today? Being a 12th wheel on a mid-card tag-team match on WM?
Dude must be the longest working active member, dudes clocked more hours then anyone on that roster. If that's the sole criterium of deserving the main event of WM, it should be going to him.
Not that I agree with the hate on The Rock, he and Cena should have their match and should go last, you can't follow those two. The crowd will be dead-tired of responding and it would hurt your match. I'm looking forward to Rock vs. Cena, but hell, lets stop justifying The Rock's spot. He got the spot because it means extra dollars for Vinnie Mac, whatever his personal reasons for returning are, the main event is his because of how big he used to be and what that means for the buyrate of the PPV.
How must Mark Henry feel today? Being a 12th wheel on a mid-card tag-team match on WM?
Dude must be the longest working active member, dudes clocked more hours then anyone on that roster. If that's the sole criterium of deserving the main event of WM, it should be going to him.
Not that I agree with the hate on The Rock, he and Cena should have their match and should go last, you can't follow those two. The crowd will be dead-tired of responding and it would hurt your match. I'm looking forward to Rock vs. Cena, but hell, lets stop justifying The Rock's spot. He got the spot because it means extra dollars for Vinnie Mac, whatever his personal reasons for returning are, the main event is his because of how big he used to be and what that means for the buyrate of the PPV.
That son of a bitch!
Perspicacity
Banned
I've never travelled to that part of the states before but... doesn't Cleveland totally suck?
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
You want Mark Henry in a Wrestlemania main event?
MightyHealthy
Banned
The Best and Worst of RAW was comedy.
DonasaurusRex
Online Ho Champ
Is this funny to you? And not in the "haha its a terrible photoshop job", I mean in the intended "hahaha Rock you're right its totally like Vanilla Ice had gay sex with a Teletubby that's hysterical" way.
If you said yes, are you older then the age of eight years old? Honest questions, Wrasslin-GAF
wait are you taking these promo's seriously?? We all know rock is gonna "pass" the torch to cena or whatever just like hogan did to Rock.
i kinda cant unsee how that works...though...it does look like vanilla ice put on a purple shirt.
Works injured because he doesn't want to lose his spot. Injures himself further while wrestling. Takes time off, loses his spot.
Orton got hurt (twice!), took about a month off give or take, will be back into the ME after WM. It's business. A crappy situation, but that's what it is.
If he was still in his monster heel role and convincingly beating opponents like he did Randy Orton, then I wouldn't mind at all. I really enjoyed everything he was doing leading up to, and shortly after winning the title.
I still hate that they made him look cowardly against Big Show. It couldn't have just been two big dudes wanting to beat the shit out of each other?
mechashiva
Member
That's so stupid.
There's a difference between a violent, athletic competition, and a completely scripted, choreographed, controlled drama that involves athletics and fake violence, done by professionals.
mechashiva
Member
Yeah, professionals can be a loose term when it comes to local pro wrestling. It's nice to require some blood testing and make sure people are at least getting an annual physical but beyond that it's pointless.
I was talking more along the lines of the WWE, but I guess the same could be said for local pro wrestling to a much smaller extent. The key is that it's still scripted and choreographed.
Liquidsnake
Banned
It's TNA Thursday!
Plus more of this guy
Im looking forward to more of this guy. That was the best part of the show last week.
Perspicacity
Banned
Kane should've dropped the mask in the early 2000s and rode motorcycles with Undertaker (and Big Show)
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