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[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Miz and Del Rio to both get squashed by the Funkasaurus at Mania.

 

[DMczaf]

I was at the gym the other day on the 2nd floor listening to Pandora Dr. Dre station when "Natural Born Killaz" came on and I wanted to jump off the railing onto somebody.

I thought you were going to say "and I wanted to grab my shit and get the hell out of the building".

 

[BoboBrazil]

Wonder who Del Rio pissed off? Either that or him and Miz switched places in the main event run in...

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Best News Ever

I will be flying to Chicago Sunday afternoon, so I won't be spending 55$ on Mania. Yay.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Mychael thompson giving shout out to wrestling during the laker game. "Artest got slammed onto the table like Randy Orton RKO'ing Cena through a table...lol

 

[bangai-o]

Mychael thompson giving shout out to wrestling during the laker game. "Artest got slammed onto the table like Randy Orton RKO'ing Cena through a table...lol

i guess we ll here more about it on Raw tomarrow.

 

[British Monsoon]

Mark Briscoe doing a weather report on local Baltimore news;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0whWyAzLEsE

"Lightninen...lightninging...lightening"

 

[Kaladin]

Mark Briscoe doing a weather report on local Baltimore news;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0whWyAzLEsE

"Lightninen...lightninging...lightening"

This is why Jay cuts most of the promos....damn crazy Mark Briscoe.

 

[BoboBrazil]

Excited for Raw. It's put up or shut up time for WWE.

 

[G-Fex]

Stop fucking doing the Sharpshooter!

 

[BoboBrazil]

#TEAMBRINGIT

 

[British Monsoon]

Stop fucking doing the Sharpshooter!

It's pretty appropriate actually - after Cena breaks out of Rocky's shitty sharpshooter, he can then make him tap to his shitty STF.

This is why Jay cuts most of the promos....damn crazy Mark Briscoe.

What he lacks in vocabulary, he makes up for in Redneck Kung-Fu.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Excited for Raw. It's put up or shut up time for WWE.

 

[Keyser Soze]

 

[British Monsoon]

 

[Htown]

if WWE are doing "are you serious?" in 5 years I bet the anonymous GM will get a whole episode.

speaking of here is this weeks episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tw_L1FxeYA

The last part was terrible.

 

[confused]

So, it turns out to have been a good thing that WrassleGAF topics weren't stickied. Something good finally happened to WrassleGAF.

Everyone rejoice that we're still in the OT.

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Yeah, of all the submission moves that kinda make you stop and think, "How's that supposed to hurt?", the Anaconda Vise probably had me wondering the longest.

 

[Net_Wrecker]

Yeah, of all the submission moves that kinda make you stop and think, "How's that supposed to hurt?", the Anaconda Vise probably had me wondering the longest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIKfMbNTbbU

At least it's not Cena's STF or Sting's Scorpian Death Lock which often look downright comfortable.

 

[ZombieSupaStar]

I really like those clips. Matthews and Road Dogg have some decent chemistry.

They need to dispense with the Hunter Helmsley puppet, though.

 

[DXPett1]

botchamania 204

When Michael Cole starts to make sense its time to go home (Worst segment by Booker in a while)

 

[G-Fex]

If I ever see Plywoodd or Bean, I'm going to put them in the octopus stretch.

 

[Aiii]

Does anyone else here listen to The Solomonster Sound Off podcast? http://www.sescoops.com/features/soundoff/sound-off-211-shane-douglas-invades-raw-nobody-cares/

Very enjoyable podcast, guy has the perfect sarcastic humor for my taste.

 

[DiscoJon]

They need to dispense with the Hunter Helmsley puppet, though.

 

[Aiii]

When Michael Cole starts to make sense its time to go home (Worst segment by Booker in a while)

When I watched that Smackdown I was already like wtf Booker, she's a wrestler, this is her first match on TV in at least half a year and she's one of the few women in the WWE that actually wants to become a wrestler.

And he kept going and going, the guy doesn't know how to concede at all

 

[Officerrob]

It's pretty appropriate actually - after Cena breaks out of Rocky's shitty sharpshooter, he can then make him tap to his shitty STF.

This better never happen

 

[Aiii]

This better never happen

Wait, you believe Rock is winning? He's not man, really, forget about it.

 

[Officerrob]

Wait, you believe Rock is winning? He's not man, really, forget about it.

No, I think he's losing. I just hope he's not tapping to that shitty STF

 

[confused]

Rock should never, ever submit.

Getting pinned is fine but making him submit would totally make him look like a bitch.

 

[Aiii]

Rock should never, ever submit.

Getting pinned is fine but making him submit would totally make him look like a bitch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gini9P-dsH8#t=25m42s

Did he look like a bitch as well?

There's plenty of ways to end the match with Cena winning that makes Rock look like a million bucks.

 

[sajj316]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gini9P-dsH8#t=25m42s

Did he look like a bitch as well?

There's plenty of ways to end the match with Cena winning that makes Rock look like a million bucks.

He never really submitted did he ... he just "passed out"

 

[Aiii]

It's just an example on how to end a match without anyone looking like a loser.

Undertaker vs. Trips at last years Wrestlemania is also a fine example, Trips lost, but he still left a winner. Or Mick Foley losing to Edge at Wrestlemania 22

 

[Officerrob]

It's just an example on how to end a match without anyone looking like a loser.

Undertaker vs. Trips at last years Wrestlemania is also a fine example, Trips lost, but he still left a winner. Or Mick Foley losing to Edge at Wrestlemania 22

I'm specifically talking about Rock tapping to that STF. Nobody is saying there arn't creative ways to end the match, but if he taps to that crap, I'll be pissed.

 

[Aiii]

Cena has five moves, none of them very good.

I'd suggest you skip either the whole match or at least the last 5 to 10 minutes of it.

 

[Officerrob]

Cena has five moves, none of them very good.

I'd suggest you skip either the whole match or at least the last 5 to 10 minutes of it.

Just have Cena pin him after hitting the Rock Bottom.

 

[Aiii]

But enough about Cena, they spend enough time promoting that match anyway. Lets have some more of the Best. Wrestler. In. The. World. and his awesome companion.

This segment is gold. So many good lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F85EjlHgxr4

I'm like | | that close to becoming Vegan myself.

 

[confused]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gini9P-dsH8#t=25m42s

Did he look like a bitch as well?

There's plenty of ways to end the match with Cena winning that makes Rock look like a million bucks.

Oh, I agree. But tapping out to the STF (which was the initial finish we were discussing, before you so effortlessly moved the goalposts) is not one of them.

 

[Aiii]

Oh, I agree. But tapping out to the STF (which was the initial finish we were discussing, before you so effortlessly moved the goalposts) is not one of them.

But then you're just debating how much Cena's moveset sucks, it does. Cena has a submission hold, which Rock needs to tap out of. Either that or he gets knocked the f out by Cena's AA.

I don't really see how that last one is better then the first one. If Rock taps out to the STF after 3 minutes, I'd argue he'd look tougher then after he gets AA'ed a couple of times.

 

[confused]

But then you're just debating how much Cena's moveset sucks, it does. Cena has a submission hold, which Rock needs to tap out of. Either that or he gets knocked the f out by Cena's AA.

I don't really see how that last one is better then the first one. If Rock taps out to the STF after 3 minutes, I'd argue he'd look tougher then after he gets AA'ed a couple of times.

No, I'm just saying it would be total horseshit if the Rock taps out to the STF, no matter how long it takes him to submit. That's not how you let the Rock go out.

 

[Aiii]

No, I'm just saying it would be total horseshit if the Rock taps out to the STF, no matter how long it takes him to submit. That's not how you let the Rock go out.

Well, of course the Rock is not yet out, he's going off to do some movies and returning for next years Wrestlemania. So they may not even end the fued here.

But fantasy book the ending for me then. How would you have The Rock lose to Cena?

 

[Striker]

It's just an example on how to end a match without anyone looking like a loser.

They should have gone to that route in the whole Punk-Ziggler fiasco. Jesus what a flop they made that out to be. AGAIN.

 

[confused]

Well, of course the Rock is not yet out, he's going off to do some movies and returning for next years Wrestlemania. So they may not even end the fued here.

But fantasy book the ending for me then. How would you have The Rock lose to Cena?

Screwy finish : Miz returns the favor for last years WM, added bonus : consistency in booking.

Legit finish : John Cena overcomes the odds with the AA. added bonus : John Cena is the true top of the mountain and he can wrestle the match on cruise control.

Things don't always have to be complicated to be good, sometimes a simple finish is all you need.

 

[Aiii]

Well, to each his own, but imo having a regular Supercena style match makes The Rock look like crap.

As far as I'm concerned this needs multiple signature/finishers and false endings for The Rock to come out without looking like a candy ass.

 

[confused]

Well, to each his own, but imo having a regular Supercena style match makes The Rock look like crap.

As far as I'm concerned this needs multiple signature/finishers and false endings for The Rock to come out without looking like a candy ass.

It's a Mania main event, that kind of stuff goes without saying. Hell this is true for at least half the matches on the card.

 

[G-Fex]

I'm sure it'll be a whatever main event

 

[Aiii]

Just imagine if we got MitB's main event of last year at Wrestlemania. Now there would be Cena's big Wrestlemania Moment. This, definatly not it.

 

[Entropia]

Looking forward to RAW tonight. It'll be interesting to see what happens as this is the "Go home" show. More or less everything is finalized it's just a matter of taking the current matches to the next level and solidifying them that the matches mean something.

(Spoiler alert: D.Brine vs. Sheamus has no buildup or excitement to me. The only "thing" about this match is that Sheamus won the Royal Rumble)

 

[jmdajr]

yay! Wrestlamania!!!!!!!!!

wooooooooooooooooo!

 

[RBH]

yay! Wrestlamania!!!!!!!!!

wooooooooooooooooo!

 

[Aiii]

Randy Orton be damned, I'm looking forward to Rhodes vs. Show way more then Orton vs Kane!