Hahahaha what the hell? KOTA DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
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March Wrasslin' |OT| The March to Wrestlemania XXXIII!
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HazySaiyan
Banned
Still better than Shane's punches.
What the fuck?
BewareTheBatsie
Member
That's the shoot Brie Mode at work there.
Even HHH himself has said back when he was younger he just worked out to get as big and muscular as possible and never really thought about training for function. I wonder if he would have avoided some of those many injuries he had if he didn't train like a bodybuilder back then.
Dark Ninja
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THIS IS WRESTLING --CLAP---CLAP---CLAP-- THIS IS WRESTLING --CLAP---CLAP---CLAP--
Bless that man
fuck zandig
BewareTheBatsie
Member
I was watching Botchamania and I forgot how much the crowd utterly shit on the Universal belt during Seth Rollins vs Finn Balor.
The Strokes
Banned
Ibushi. butwhy.gif
Finally catching up on the Anniversary show, but now I gotta make my way through the cup. Fuck.
Finally catching up on the Anniversary show, but now I gotta make my way through the cup. Fuck.
That was brilliant.
slightconfuse
Banned
WWE Verbiage championship
Cole would be the longest reigning champion of all time.
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
It's odd that both the Chikara/indie spot shit and ultraviolent shit just doesn't appeal to me really.
I've always thought the appeal of wrestling was setting up a confrontation then having it come to a head in the context of a sport.
It's 2 completely different ends of the spectrum.
I've always thought the appeal of wrestling was setting up a confrontation then having it come to a head in the context of a sport.
It's 2 completely different ends of the spectrum.
Yup.
This is why Bret/Austin will always be my #1 feud
Macho/Hogan a close 2nd
Austin/Rock was fun too.
Rollins even broke kayfabe on Twitter after. That doesn't sound like champion material to me.
sf2fanatic
Member
Lol geocities
Professor Beef
Banned
Glad you agree that Hogan wasn't wrong, brother
FlammableD
Banned
Back home now, still buzzing. Love the graps, love Kota Ibushi, wrestling da best
Opener was 6 man trainee tag, went pretty smoothly and at a smooth pace, with some spots I'd never seen before. Never stopped, so crowd were supportive and into it the whole way.
Jody Fleish vs Tiger Ali was decent, a lot of quiet spots as it's a small venue, so lots of Jody trying to rile the crowd up. Totally fine.
6 man clusterfuck: Lion Kid tried to swear but couldn't, Johnny Storm was Johnny Storm, always nice as a reformed 1PW fan to see Greg Burridge, Gideon Grey went for a balcony dive because "I WANT TO BE A GIF!", but got talked down from the ledge, Lance Whizzkid, the butt of every BritWres Twitter joke, and James Castle hit some slappy knees. Wonderful dumb match if you enjoy dumb stuff.
No DQ Eve title - Rhia O'Reilly vs Sammi Jayne went as hard as they could. Dives, chairshots, thumbtacks and two table bumps, plus Rhia dragging Ibushi down to use him as a weapon. Really good.
And then Ibushi. The expectations I had for Ibushi and Ihashi vs Cara Noir and Jimmy Havoc were pretty much: the Resistance Gallery has a balcony, he'll do a jump off it, everyone will be happy. My expectations were exceeded. Ihashi got his stomach licked, Ibushi took a headdroppy Rainmaker, then Jimmy decided he'd watched DDT, it needed to go to the streets. Already being by the door, I rushed out with everyone else following behind. Once the wrestlers made it out, Jimmy hit a fingerpoke after a giant run up, then got in what turned out to be his own car, to run Ibushi and Ihashi down. Instead, Cara Noir made a nice smash in Jimmy's windscreen. Jimmy got out, and got double chokeslammed on the bonnet for his troubles. Then, as the promoter lost his shit, Ibushi got the fireworks out, firing them into the air, then onto his own chest. I don't think anyone other than Ibushi, and maybe some of the crowd, got hit with fireworks. Ibushi did a moonsault off the car and then after Ibushi got the wrong door the first time, they head back inside the venue. After a clog of people trying to get back in the venue, I finally made it back in, pretty much to my original spot, to see, as if fate had decided it, Ibushi turning round on the balcony. Another moonsault, then a Ihashi frog splash, and the wonderful experience was over. Kota, you are a beautiful insane boy, never ever change.
Then Penta El 0 M vs Will Ospreay happened, and it was exactly what I hoped for. Really good match, that felt like it still could have gone up another gear when it ended, hopefully we get to see it again.
The show was over, I bought a sparkly Pentagon shirt, and I went home loving the graps more than ever.
Love Ibushi, hate bastards
Opener was 6 man trainee tag, went pretty smoothly and at a smooth pace, with some spots I'd never seen before. Never stopped, so crowd were supportive and into it the whole way.
Jody Fleish vs Tiger Ali was decent, a lot of quiet spots as it's a small venue, so lots of Jody trying to rile the crowd up. Totally fine.
6 man clusterfuck: Lion Kid tried to swear but couldn't, Johnny Storm was Johnny Storm, always nice as a reformed 1PW fan to see Greg Burridge, Gideon Grey went for a balcony dive because "I WANT TO BE A GIF!", but got talked down from the ledge, Lance Whizzkid, the butt of every BritWres Twitter joke, and James Castle hit some slappy knees. Wonderful dumb match if you enjoy dumb stuff.
No DQ Eve title - Rhia O'Reilly vs Sammi Jayne went as hard as they could. Dives, chairshots, thumbtacks and two table bumps, plus Rhia dragging Ibushi down to use him as a weapon. Really good.
And then Ibushi. The expectations I had for Ibushi and Ihashi vs Cara Noir and Jimmy Havoc were pretty much: the Resistance Gallery has a balcony, he'll do a jump off it, everyone will be happy. My expectations were exceeded. Ihashi got his stomach licked, Ibushi took a headdroppy Rainmaker, then Jimmy decided he'd watched DDT, it needed to go to the streets. Already being by the door, I rushed out with everyone else following behind. Once the wrestlers made it out, Jimmy hit a fingerpoke after a giant run up, then got in what turned out to be his own car, to run Ibushi and Ihashi down. Instead, Cara Noir made a nice smash in Jimmy's windscreen. Jimmy got out, and got double chokeslammed on the bonnet for his troubles. Then, as the promoter lost his shit, Ibushi got the fireworks out, firing them into the air, then onto his own chest. I don't think anyone other than Ibushi, and maybe some of the crowd, got hit with fireworks. Ibushi did a moonsault off the car and then after Ibushi got the wrong door the first time, they head back inside the venue. After a clog of people trying to get back in the venue, I finally made it back in, pretty much to my original spot, to see, as if fate had decided it, Ibushi turning round on the balcony. Another moonsault, then a Ihashi frog splash, and the wonderful experience was over. Kota, you are a beautiful insane boy, never ever change.
Then Penta El 0 M vs Will Ospreay happened, and it was exactly what I hoped for. Really good match, that felt like it still could have gone up another gear when it ended, hopefully we get to see it again.
The show was over, I bought a sparkly Pentagon shirt, and I went home loving the graps more than ever.
Love Ibushi, hate bastards
It was all a series of sitcom misunderstandings as WCW proves that Liz was unfaithful with the Nature Boy instead!
Kota Ibushi loves wrestling more than I love my family probably
So, that's our new .gif for the shootiest of shoots in future sorted.
As for my training, I had to heft a luggage bag half the size of me around the London Underground and its many, many stairs today. Truly, I'm ready for ring-work.
Yeah, she's been wrasslin' on Smackdown brand house shows since Naiomi got injured.
I wasn't aware of that. Any chance she gets called up soon?
FlammableD
Banned
wrestling is family friend klonere ❤💛💙💚💜
Hopefully after Mania and she sticks on that brand too.
Professor Beef
Banned
Asuka on Smackdown...not sure how I'd feel about that.
Nocturnowl
Member
King of Selling is still
Hey I finally remembered what this reminds me of, the getting knocked out from standing position animation from WWF No Mercy.
Professor Beef
Banned
King of Selling is still
I swear I can hear the Punch-Out "knocked down" sound efect when I see this gif.
There's better competition for her on Raw.
Just think, if she's on Raw, she won't be the worst woman on the mic.
Nocturnowl
Member
FlammableD
Banned
I will always comment on how much I love this photo whenever I see it.
I can never unsee Savage as C3PO in that second .gif.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Brodus Clay was on Fox News just now
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Ya'll killed the thread.
Serpentine
Banned
he's like a semi-regular correspondent on Gutfeld's show, i think
THIS IS WRESTLING
HazySaiyan
Banned
Dat exposin' the business