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March Wrasslin' |OT| The March to Wrestlemania XXXIII!

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excelsiorlef

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PHOENIXZERO said:
Right? This has obviously been where the story was heading since it started months ago, I mean maybe it should've happened a couple weeks later seeing as there's four more Smackdowns before WrestleMania after this one but it's not exactly out of no where or anything.
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I think there's a plan to make Wyatt the face of this feud. If that's the case having four weeks to flesh out that turn is good
 
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Caderfix

Member
DMczaf should win. He's too old already, we don't know how many more matches he's got in him.
OwensIsNow will come out at number 30 and eliminate him.
 
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Man God

Non-Canon Member
Miz and Maryse are going to win when Edge and Lita hit Cena and Nikki with chairs before performing a live sex act.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Man God said:
Miz and Maryse are going to win when Edge and Lita hit Cena and Nikki with chairs before performing a live sex act.
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I'd imagine Beth Phoenix would have a problem with that.
 
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somedevil

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Smackdown Viewership:

Tuesday's WWE Smackdown Live averaged 2.556 million viewers for USA Network, according to Showbuzzdaily.com. The number was down from the 2.792 million count from last Tuesday's edition.
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That should be pretty good when the 2nd hour went against the presidential address.

edit: So far in 17 hours 1.4 million people have watched Orton burning down Wyatt's house on the WWE youtube account.
 
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Tall4Life

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Bluekaveli said:
Apparently Swagger was granted his release <span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_64.png);background-position:65% 85%;background-size:4100%" title="pensive"></span></span><span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_64.png);background-position:65% 85%;background-size:4100%" title="pensive"></span></span><span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_64.png);background-position:65% 85%;background-size:4100%" title="pensive"></span></span>

Don't know how reliable chael is though
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wait for big dick dave
 
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HazySaiyan

Banned
Bluekaveli said:
Apparently Swagger was granted his release &#128532;&#128532;&#128532;

Don't know how reliable chael is though
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I mean, unlike Punk, Swagger has a solid track record in real sports that have relevance to combat sports, so I could see him succeeding at MMA and it being a pretty big step up for him. He wasn't doing anything in WWE anyways.
 
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Hasney

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TarpitCarnivore said:
He's a dingus, but we got GREAT heel cole out of him.

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I mean, he was going to win the title at Wrestlemania from Del Rio, but noooo, Swaggie had to have his synthetic weed.

Angry Grimace said:
I mean, unlike Punk, Swagger has a solid track record in real sports that have relevance to combat sports, so I could see him succeeding at MMA and it being a pretty big step up for him. He wasn't doing anything in WWE anyways.
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Flying too high for that.
 
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Hasney

Member
jmdajr said:
I had forgotten about this. Who else has gotten busted?

Besides RVD.

Was Orton for WEED?
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RVD and Sabu was for driving while high and having a shitton of weed on them
Evan Bourne and Swaggie were on that synthetic stuff, which is dumb, because regular weed is just a fine and noone cares.

Think one of Orton's was for coke, but maybe one of them was weed.
 
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Toki767

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Angry Grimace said:
I mean, unlike Punk, Swagger has a solid track record in real sports that have relevance to combat sports, so I could see him succeeding at MMA and it being a pretty big step up for him. He wasn't doing anything in WWE anyways.
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He'll be in TNA by the end of the year.
 
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Browny

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Swagger will clearly be in Bullet Club by the end of the year.

In all seriousness, he could do well in NJPW.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Toki767 said:
He'll be in TNA by the end of the year.
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I mean, Swagger was an all-american in wrestling and he's like 6'6", 260. There's a lot more money in trying to pull a Brock than going to TNA.
 
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Empyrean Heaven

Member
Browny said:
Swagger will clearly be in Bullet Club by the end of the year.

In all seriousness, he could do well in NJPW.
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Swagger had an amazing look and tremendous power, but my God was he a charisma vacuum.

It's a shame too, I would have loved to see a Kurt Angle vs. Jack Swagger match.

I do think NJPW is a good shot, but IIRC he's still on probation from his DUI and can't leave the country.
 
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Sephzilla

Member
Maybe I think too low of Swagger but he strikes me as the type who would think going to TNA is a better choice than going to NJPW or trying an MMA career. I mean, this is the guy who was stupid enough to risk getting caught with weed right when he was getting a WrestleMania push, so I question how bright he is.
 
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Bluekaveli

Member
Empyrean Heaven said:
Swagger had an amazing look and tremendous power, but my God was he a charisma vacuum.

It's a shame too, I would have loved to see a Kurt Angle vs. Jack Swagger match.

I do think NJPW is a good shot, but IIRC he's still on probation from his DUI and can't leave the country.
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&#128532; that was my dream Swagger match. Or against Shamrock.
 
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FlammableD

Banned
Empyrean Heaven said:
Swagger had an amazing look and tremendous power, but my God was he a charisma vacuum.

It's a shame too, I would have loved to see a Kurt Angle vs. Jack Swagger match.

I do think NJPW is a good shot, but IIRC he's still on probation from his DUI and can't leave the country.
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He was perfectly fine in ECW,

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but the second he won the World Title, literally as he was having his hand raised, he switched to a knock off Suit Jericho gimmick. It was the dirt worst.

I guess We The People got pretty over too?
 
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Sephzilla

Member
Ugh. I have to go to the dentist soon.

FlammableD said:
He was perfectly fine in ECW,

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but the second he won the World Title, literally as he was having his hand raised, he switched to a knock off Suit Jericho gimmick. It was the dirt worst.

I guess We The People got pretty over too?
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Swagger was always a black hole of charisma but yeah, when he won the world title he got a personality shift that made absolutely no sense.
 
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Angry Grimace

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Empyrean Heaven said:
Swagger had an amazing look and tremendous power, but my God was he a charisma vacuum.

It's a shame too, I would have loved to see a Kurt Angle vs. Jack Swagger match.

I do think NJPW is a good shot, but IIRC he's still on probation from his DUI and can't leave the country.
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Not unless they extended his six month probation by five years. But Japan doesn't let people in who have drug convictions, which he does.
 
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