argh minuuuuuuuuussssssssssssss
sounds very Top Face. damn, that's 8 years of that. at least every once in a while, Cena will pull out stops.
Fuck Minus. Use Media Fire or ImageBam. I'm done with Minus.
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WCW Uncensored 3/19/00
TO THE BACK. Team Flair arrives. Elsewhere, Sid and Hogan talk about watching each other's backs tonight.
TAFKAPI vs Psychosis WCW Cruiserweight Championship
Ugly and bad match. Prince was wearing a very distracting shirt and won with the diving DDT. Chris Candido made his WCW and teased that Sunny was also coming in.
TO THE MEAN GENE. Before throwing to the interview, Tony says "That's how you fill some time!". Gene speaks with Bam Bam about the Wall's mean streak of late.
XS vs The Demon/Norman Smiley
This match also sucked, mostly because everyone besides Norman is terrible. Norman was dressed up like the Demon. Norman Conquest for the win. Norman and Stacy did the Big Wiggle after the match.
TO THE BACK. Kidman and Booker try to put their issues behind each other for their upcoming tag match. Elsewhere, David and Crowbar make Daffney promise to stay in the back when they go after the Wall.
Bam Bam Big Yellow vs The Wall
You see, Bam Bam trained Wall to be a wrestler, and he didn't train Wall to be a guy who hurts people. Even though Bam Bam went years at a time where he would try to hurt people. Diving headbutt early on. Running tornado DDT from Bam Bam. Wall does the Cactus Clothesline and we're out on the floor. Wall chokeslams Bam Bam through a table that had computer monitors on it. The monitors exploded for some reason. EMTs immediately came for Bam Bam even though it was the weakest table bump you'll ever see. Crowbar and David run out to attack Wall. Wall and Crowbar end up on top of the Turner Tron. Wall chokeslams Crowbar off of it.
TO THE BACK. The locker room is checking on Crowbar. Knobs dedicates his match to Bam Bam and Crowbar.
3 Count vs Brian Knobs WCW Hardcore Championship Gauntlet Match
Fat fuck Knobs, being a shitty fat fuck. WCW didn't prepare well for the hardcore match, as Knobs had to go deep into the back to get the wheel barrow of weapons. You'd think someone would have had that near the entrance. Like someone should have had that as one of their job responsibilities. 3 Count attack him and he basically no sells all of it and starts throwing weapons. 3 Count take turns doing moves off a ladder, which Knobs also quickly no sells so he can get a fire extinguisher out. Shane is the first member eliminated. Obviously the rules weren't explained to anyone because the fans thought the match was over and Knobs' music played. Evan was eliminated with an Awesome Bomb to the floor. Knobs tried to slam Shannon through a table, only to get dropkicked by Shane. He fell over the table and was pinned. Title retained. As it turns out, Knobs was in the ropes, so the match was restarted. He pins Shannon with a trash can splash from the second rope. New champion. Fat fuck.
TO THE MEAN GENE. Gene talks with Harlem Heat 2K INC LTD. Elsewhere, Vampiro is talking to himself about bad things that make him feel bad.
Booker/Kidman vs Harlem Heat 2K INC LTD
Man, Ahmed...man. Remember when Jim Neidhart showed up in TNA in a match against Jay Lethal and looked like he was pregnant with sextuplets? It's like that, but black instead of pink. Kash ate an ax kick that he immediately no sold. Kidman has no offense, but Booker can clean house. An HD shot of Torrie is not flattering, as she has some terrible skin problems going on. Ahmed tries to do a suicide dive from the crowd over the guard rail onto Kidman. He kind of made it. I guess. Part of him made it over, I suppose. Book End to both members of Heat doesn't matter, as Book is caught in a double spinebuster moments later. Kidman pins Big T with a sunset flip.
Recap of what happened to Bam Bam and Crowbar.
Vampiro vs Fit Finlay Falls Count Anywhere
I had forgotten about 75% of the roster wearing casts because Lex broke their arms. Aimless brawling in the ring until Fit gets a giant padded chair. He was going to stomp it on Vamp's face. The ref wouldn't allow it and it turned into a padded Van Daminator. Into the crowd it goes. And now into the women's bathroom for just a moment only to go into the men's room instead. SWERVE! Lol at WCW security already being in the bathroom just waiting. I wonder how long they had been in there. Finlay literally tries to murder Vamp by attempting to throw him off the balcony. A security guard starts shoving fans and gets knocked on his ass for it. Vamp wins with the Nail in the Coffin on the floor.
TO THE BACK. Shittiest NWO talk. Elsewhere, Gene talks with Disco and the Mamalukes.
The Harris Brothers vs The Mamalukes WCW Tag Team Championships
Harris Brothers win with the H Bomb. New champions.
TO THE BACK. A limo is shown. BUT WHO WAS LIMO?!?!?! Elsewhere, Finlay says he beat respect into Vamp tonight and wants him to keep it burning. Elsewhere elsewhere, Gene talks to Team Package. Recap of the Funk/Dustin feud, followed by Gene getting some words with Dustin.
Dustin Rhodes vs Terry Funk
Terry comes out with his hand up a chicken with Dusty written on it. A guy in a chicken suit runs out. Terry claims it is Dustin's baby brother. There were chicken sounds played over the PA system. I think this is supposed to be a bull rope match, but neither guy has been attached to it and the ref doesn't seem to care. Terry Funk in 2000 is a straight up bummer to watch. He's old, in pain, and can barely move, but he was out there taking tons of punishment. Bulldog on a cow bell. The chicken returns. So do the sound effects. "That's what the chicken gets for being cocky." Fuck you, Madden. This is terrible. Funk changes the rules to an I Quit match. Dustin quits. It didn't matter because it isn't an I Quit match. But Dustin did verbally submit, which should mean the match is over anyway. Dustin wins with a piledriver in the vicinity of the cow bell.
TO THE MEAN GENE. Gene talks with WCW Champion Sid.
Sting vs The Total Package Lumberjack Cast Match
It fucking sucked. The lumberjacks all ended up fighting to the back, making it a normal match. Sting won and he and Vamp shared a moment after the match.
TO THE MEAN GENE. Gene talked with Tank Abbott, who attacked Dillinger during the lumberjack match for fining him. Elsewhere, Sid is told there was a change in the format and his match is up next.
Sid vs Jeff Jarrett WCW Championship
Jeff has a band of YAKS and will allow them to flash the crowd if he wins the title. it quickly heads to the floor and then into the crowd. The Harris Boys were out and in the ring and the ref didn't even notice. Extended sleeper spot. Ref bump. Guitar shot. Slick hops to the ring. Hogan follows him out and breaks up the pin. Another ref bump. Big boot and leg drop to Jeff. Sid makes the pin and retains his title. Scott Steiner runs out and smashes a guitar on Hulk.
Ric Flair vs Hulk Hogan Yappa Pie Strap Match
Flair hits the ring and the match is on. Hulk didn't even get an entrance! Jimmy Hart comes out looking coked out of his mind. Flair and Hogan go on to have their usual match, but saggier. It sucks, both guys bleed, a pin fall is counted just so Hulk can kick out and Hulk Up. Hulk wins via pinfall in a strap match.
Show was garbage. Even worse than I remembered it. But next is Spring Stampede, which was the worst PPV I've ever seen. Now in HD.