This would be fantastic, but I really think they're giving Bryan a token entry just to keep the crowd from being shitty. That is until the last second, when their dreams are crushed by Batista.
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This would be fantastic, but I really think they're giving Bryan a token entry just to keep the crowd from being shitty. That is until the last second, when their dreams are crushed by Batista.
bean breath
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Ka Bong!
Really showing your age with this one. Young Professor Beef is looking at this and scratching his head. He's probably click and dragging it into Google Image Search.
Dark Ninja
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I really wanna know what Bryan finds so funny he's always corpsing in his promos. he also needs to stop stumbling over his words
Professor Beef
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I'm older than you, you racist bastard.
Net_Wrecker
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He can't contain his enthusiasm. He's been like that forever. The only time he can cover it up on the mic is when he's cutting cocaine 80s promos.
bean breath
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They'll give them a push when they're in Liverpool again.
Professor Beef
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Yes, Mr. Nobody, everything stinks.
Y'all are missing the timeline with this bean breath late watch.
First it looked like only 5 or 6 guys were in the ring with Daniel and then it went to a comercial, during which we thought "yeah, they jumped the shark with this one", and then when it came back, it had a ton of people on the ring and around it and the segment started to get better and better until the stip announcement and than we were all happy, chanting "yes yes yes" while the #no people tried to change the rules of the bet since the #yesmovement clearly captured the heart of the nation.
It's happening (.gif) and we should be happy godamnit. SO BE FUCKING HAPPY!
First it looked like only 5 or 6 guys were in the ring with Daniel and then it went to a comercial, during which we thought "yeah, they jumped the shark with this one", and then when it came back, it had a ton of people on the ring and around it and the segment started to get better and better until the stip announcement and than we were all happy, chanting "yes yes yes" while the #no people tried to change the rules of the bet since the #yesmovement clearly captured the heart of the nation.
It's happening (.gif) and we should be happy godamnit. SO BE FUCKING HAPPY!
Dr Duncan Steel
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Yeah this is one of the rare instances when a commercial break helped a segment appear stronger.
LOL watch it be the lowest rated segment because of it.
bean breath
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I was watching daytime TV the other day and saw The Miz in a GED P.S.A. commercial.
That'll put butts in the classroom seats.
RobbieNick
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Wow. GAF can never be happy. (Although I'm also in agreement that Cesaro needs to be pushed hard. That dude is an amazing talent.)
So it's pretty damn obvious Bryan's gonna win against HHH at Wrestlemania. What chance do you think that they'll have him win the belt instead of Batista? Especially seeing as Batista supposedly has a title win in his contract.
So let's see what's in the card so far.
MAIN EVENT: Randy Orton vs. Batista (vs. Daniel Bryan if victorious)
Triple H vs. Daniel Bryan
Brock Lesnar vs. Undertaker
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt
30 Man Andre the Giant memorial Battle Royal
Possible match:
Christian vs. Shamus
Anything I missed.?
FallingEdge
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HHH vs D.Bry is going to be the first match. D.Bry will win in 17 seconds.
FULL CIRCLE.
FULL CIRCLE.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Cena shat all over Bryan in their Summerslam promos. Is this a joke?
AJ vs Natalya vs Nikki probably
bean breath
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WTF
Where's Emma?
Where's Santino?
Bullshit!
Where's Emma?
Where's Santino?
Bullshit!
JohnDoe8865
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Don't get heated my man. Impact is just a little over two days away now!
Dr Duncan Steel
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Bryan leaving Mania without the title is some Lex-Express levels of bullshit. I wouldn't count it out of them doing that and having Batista win then.
bean breath
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Did JBL call The Yes Movement a herd of dope lovers?
Perspicacity
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I wonder how many Republicans are permanently turned off of Bryan after tonight. I know Sunflower is, any others in here?
#Dealwithit
Dr Duncan Steel
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Dude totally chill checking his messages while OCCUPYING RAW!
It's obviously his translator. Gonna take him to E3 press conferences come WWE 2k15 reveal.
bean breath
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Oh you didn't know.
Minus the divas match it was pretty good, Steph was on top of her game
Actually looks like he had some sleep in this photo.I didn't watch tonight but Phil Brooks has a press photo now he's gonna be gone from wrestling for a while.
He's gonna get that Wrestlemania main event even if he has to make shitty movies to do it.
Ah, I'll check it out.
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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That Bryan promo got way better as it went on. Trips and Steph need to play the raging bumbling bullies way more often.
Steph went full Vince tonight.
All Hunter needed to bring out was the "LIKE I GIVE A DAMN WHAT ANY OF YOU PEOPLE THINK" and it would have been perfect
Perspicacity
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The Occupy Raw thing was a moment that will be on all of the future Best Of/big Raw moments lists because it had good visuals and because both Steph and Trips were in top form.
Shield/Rhodes had MOTN but Jesus do the Rhodes need some direction. I continue to enjoy the "Shield has issues" marathon.
Usos/Rybaxel was fun but I don't need the Uso's finish in their last couple of matches to turn into More Bang For Your Buck.
Cena cut the predictable "lol Tommy Bahama and fedoras" promo but Bray seemed unshook. Rowan/Cena was fine for what it was, though it did seem to be cribbing a lot from Rowan/Bryan.
Rest was middling to bad. Main event was hilarious for Batista reasons.
Shield/Rhodes had MOTN but Jesus do the Rhodes need some direction. I continue to enjoy the "Shield has issues" marathon.
Usos/Rybaxel was fun but I don't need the Uso's finish in their last couple of matches to turn into More Bang For Your Buck.
Cena cut the predictable "lol Tommy Bahama and fedoras" promo but Bray seemed unshook. Rowan/Cena was fine for what it was, though it did seem to be cribbing a lot from Rowan/Bryan.
Rest was middling to bad. Main event was hilarious for Batista reasons.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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The Bryan vs Steph feud is more interesting than the Bryan vs HHH feud, in part, because they can't settle it on the ring, but both have their own form of indirect power they can use to hurt each other.
Last monday, Steph won the night by saying, very frankly, that without her company, there would be no Daniel Bryan. And Bryan, tonight, fought back in a very legitimate way by stating that without the fans, there would be no company either.
Of course, Steph will always have money while Bryan won't always have fans, but while he does, he can use it to do any kind of weird wrestling over the top shenanigans. He could actually set up a ring on the parking lot to make people leave the venue. How fucking Steve Austin that would be, and at the same time, how fucking Daniel Bryan that would be, too?
If after this "I want a spot on wrestlemania" storyline resolves they want to keep this feud of The People vs The McMahon they can go wild. They can go to any place they want. They got motivated fanscheering for a face against heels they love to hate. The puzzle pieces are so there...
Last monday, Steph won the night by saying, very frankly, that without her company, there would be no Daniel Bryan. And Bryan, tonight, fought back in a very legitimate way by stating that without the fans, there would be no company either.
Of course, Steph will always have money while Bryan won't always have fans, but while he does, he can use it to do any kind of weird wrestling over the top shenanigans. He could actually set up a ring on the parking lot to make people leave the venue. How fucking Steve Austin that would be, and at the same time, how fucking Daniel Bryan that would be, too?
If after this "I want a spot on wrestlemania" storyline resolves they want to keep this feud of The People vs The McMahon they can go wild. They can go to any place they want. They got motivated fanscheering for a face against heels they love to hate. The puzzle pieces are so there...
Eva Marie is on TV having nothing matches and being an afterthought while Paige is putting on great matches in NXT with Emma, yeah Paige is the loser here
Somehow this is the nerdiest thing I've seen all week.
blackaroni
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Confidence goes a long way??? WTF does that have to do with what Natalya just said?
It could have been relevant, but typically anything dealing with Nattie is blocked from my mind.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Eva Marie is the only queen I know.
blackaroni
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Queen who? Eve? Why does everyone post pics without names or details?
THE QUEEN IS BACK GUYS.
DAMMIT NO!
Perspicacity
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It's too bad Paul Bearer couldn't die again to save another Taker Mania match 
JohnDoe8865
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http://vimeo.com/88529224
#JOINTHEMOVEMENT
I'm so damn pumped for April 7th now. I cannot wait to see what Double J has in store for us wrestling fans. I feel an energy about what Jeff's doing and it feels good. The man brought us TNA in 2002, a true alternative to WWE after the death of WCW in 2001. That brief era with no national alternative was a dark time as a wrestling fan and I'll be forever grateful to the Jarrett family for bringing us TNA to fill the void. Say what you will about TNA present-day but *I* needed TNA after losing WCW in 2001. I can't wait to see what's going on now.
Could we really have 4 national wrestling companies to watch on TV in 2014!? TNA, ROH, JARRETT, and WWE?
#JOINTHEMOVEMENT
I'm so damn pumped for April 7th now. I cannot wait to see what Double J has in store for us wrestling fans. I feel an energy about what Jeff's doing and it feels good. The man brought us TNA in 2002, a true alternative to WWE after the death of WCW in 2001. That brief era with no national alternative was a dark time as a wrestling fan and I'll be forever grateful to the Jarrett family for bringing us TNA to fill the void. Say what you will about TNA present-day but *I* needed TNA after losing WCW in 2001. I can't wait to see what's going on now.
Could we really have 4 national wrestling companies to watch on TV in 2014!? TNA, ROH, JARRETT, and WWE?
I can see it now: The Red Queen Eva Marie versus Kelly "Barbara Blank" Kelly for the total diva's championship at Wrestlemania.
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