Swerve, Devitt wins and Taguchi shows up on NXT the next month.
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Swerve, Devitt wins and Taguchi shows up on NXT the next month.
British Monsoon
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Lol, that'd be fine by me.
Perhaps with English commentary someone could finally explain to me what makes Taguchi a "Funky Weapon".
Perhaps with English commentary someone could finally explain to me what makes Taguchi a "Funky Weapon".
#YES #YES #YES
This second photo is so good.
Gedo and Jado revenge for the WWE going after Okada.
Macho Madness
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It'll be interesting to see how Devitt does in WWE. If the stars align, it was perfect timing. I'm pretty sure he'll go to NXT though, that seems to be their MO with all new signings and they don't want guys like Sin Cara not learning a WWE ring and being sloppy as a result.
I think he wore funky clothes and wigs and stuff before.
bean breath
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I hope Prince Devitt shows up on Total Divas.
From what the Observer has said, the deal they're offering him would feature a brief stay in NXT to get adjusted, and then he'd be on the main roster quickly, presumably with a big push. They had to offer a lot to get him to accept, since he has a great spot over in New Japan.
Dr Duncan Steel
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"Ok maybe our big tall A+ players can't take you out Bryan, I guess we gotta fight fire with fire, so why don't we get someone your own size....bring him in"
Just smell the subscribers.
Just smell the subscribers.
I really do wanna see that match tho.
Frozen isn't better.
Billy Madison
bean breath
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I love reading grown men debate which Disney princess musical is better.
Thank you Sokantish *clap* *clap* *clap*
I think even the WWE know there's a difference between a walking botch machine that refuses to learn English and Fergal Devitt. They'll be paying him a lot of money as well so they can't afford to leave him in NXT for long.
He would debut as Prince Devitt, but then that week on Thunder, he would have a different name.
bean breath
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I wonder if they'll bring back Jericho to put Devitt over.
"I am the best... at wearing a jacket that lights up."
Hollywood McGillicutty.
Braun The Leprechaun and he would of been in the dungeon of doom.
And a mask.
I legit laughed out loud while dropping off some leprechauns at the pool.
sf2fanatic
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They'll being him back when he's needed to carry a wrestler during a match.
Ex: his feud with Fandango.
With 4-leaf clover designs around the eyes holes.
Funny, I thought you were going to mention CM Punk. #SmarkyMark
Macho Madness
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The truck monkeys are so good. They made that HHH/Bryan chairshot look like the most brutal thing ever in their match promo. The promo then ends with "At Wrestlemania, I BURY Daniel Bryan." Preying on them smark fears.
BronsonLee
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... This sounds exactly like something they did with Evan Bourne on ECW
sf2fanatic
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lol
Okay, what the hell:
- The Triple H documentary on the Network has the Benoit warning. I haven't seen it (yet), but is that because they talk about Benoit or because they don't want to be held responsible for something else someone says?
- The music over the "beyond the ring" logo is Leo Kruger's old music.
I forgot he debuted as Matt Sydal! I forgot Bryan even debuted in FCW as Bryan Danielson then he was known as Daniel Bryan.
And I've been wondering who the hell the "Sydal" ring entrance in WWE 2k14 was supposed to be for months. Most of them are identifyable by either name or what it looks like ("Legend Killer" is clearly old-school Randy Orton and "The Gold Standard" looks like Kurt Angle) but that one was neither to me.
I'll guess they show his Wrestlemania 20 match with him.
Gold Standard would be Shelton. You know
Yeah, got them mixed up in my head. "Gold Medal" is Kurt Angle.
Edit: No, wait, that's "The Olympian". Fuck this.
Don't forget the Irish Car Bomb
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WWF Monday Night Raw 2/21/93
The Hulkster will be in the building tonight!
Bam Bam Big Yellow vs Scott Taylor
Bartlett immediately buries Scotty because he's a cunt like that. Lariatoooo. Scotty gets out of a suplex and then tries a victory roll. I'm sure he got a concussion from the electric chair. Butterfly back breaker! Bam Bam wins after two diving headbutts.
TO THE INTERVIEW. Vince had a sit down conversation with Hulk Hogan. Hulk gives an interview in his Terry voice, talks about mistakes he's made in his life. Tabloid terrorism has been going on, brother. This sure sounds like something Vince cooked up after drug rumors. There is a new demandment: Believe in Hulk Hogan. Dude is clearly starting a cult. He's got a big announcement that will happen on Raw.
Shawn Michaels/Beverly Brothers vs Tatanka/Nasty Boys
Fucking Knobs. Knobs, Bam Bam, and the Beverlys. It's like 1999 WCW all over again. The action starts will all 6 men brawling. HBK gets back dropped over the top rope. Double Pit Stop for the bros. HBK and Knobs go at it for a bit. HBK runs away when Tatanka gets tagged in. Uncut, uncooked, uncensored is the worst catchphrase, especially since they say it about 6 times per show. Knobs is a piece of shit. Bartlett is a piece of shit. I want to see Knobs get injured. Knobs plays the FIP which is both good and bad. Bad because he's fucking terrible, but good because he's getting his ass kicked. Fat cunt finally gets the hot tag to Tatanka. He hit the End of the Trail. A Beverly broke the pin. Tatanka wins with a sunset flip out of the Tear Drop suplex.
TO THE MOON. Sean Mooney is outside, talking with the poors who couldn't get in. They're there to see the Hulkster.
Crush vs Terry Taylor
Poor Taylor. Can't be anything but a jobber. Taylor gets hit with a weak dropkick and a press slam. Bartlett does a stupid ass Arnold impression. Was there ever a time when Crush didn't suck at everything? Crush easily wins.
We're shown the Beefer getting his face reborked by Money Inc. It was only a broken nose.
Vince conducts an in ring interview with HULK HOGAN! Hulk Hogan is here in the Impact Zone! He feels so out of place in this tiny building. Hulk was hanging out last week watching the greatest come back of all time, only to see Brutus get the crush of all times in his face, brother. "Breececase" and "Peefcake". Hulk thanks Jeeeeeeezus for making sure Brutus wasn't hurt too much. He also thanks Jimmy Hart for laying himself over Beefer's body, brother. Hulk is BACK, brotherjackdude. He brings out Brutus. He also thanks Jeeeeeeeezus and Jimmy Hart. There is no way that briefcase broke his nose. It hit him on the top of his head. Next the bring out Jimmy Hart as their new manager. This is the greatest day of Jimmy Hart's live, baby. He's dreamed of wearing the red and yellow for years. WTF. You lying piece of shit. He believes Hogan and Beefcake will be the greatest team of all time. He promises to take his vitamins every day from now own. This shit feels so out of date even in 1993.
The Undertaker vs Skinner
The majority of the match happened during commercial breaks. The show runs out of time. We'll get the finish of the match next week. Next week will also have Bret Hart defending the WWF Championship against one of the Headshrinkers.
No hour long show needs TWO Hulk Hogan interviews.
WWF Monday Night Raw 2/21/93
The Hulkster will be in the building tonight!
Bam Bam Big Yellow vs Scott Taylor
Bartlett immediately buries Scotty because he's a cunt like that. Lariatoooo. Scotty gets out of a suplex and then tries a victory roll. I'm sure he got a concussion from the electric chair. Butterfly back breaker! Bam Bam wins after two diving headbutts.
TO THE INTERVIEW. Vince had a sit down conversation with Hulk Hogan. Hulk gives an interview in his Terry voice, talks about mistakes he's made in his life. Tabloid terrorism has been going on, brother. This sure sounds like something Vince cooked up after drug rumors. There is a new demandment: Believe in Hulk Hogan. Dude is clearly starting a cult. He's got a big announcement that will happen on Raw.
Shawn Michaels/Beverly Brothers vs Tatanka/Nasty Boys
Fucking Knobs. Knobs, Bam Bam, and the Beverlys. It's like 1999 WCW all over again. The action starts will all 6 men brawling. HBK gets back dropped over the top rope. Double Pit Stop for the bros. HBK and Knobs go at it for a bit. HBK runs away when Tatanka gets tagged in. Uncut, uncooked, uncensored is the worst catchphrase, especially since they say it about 6 times per show. Knobs is a piece of shit. Bartlett is a piece of shit. I want to see Knobs get injured. Knobs plays the FIP which is both good and bad. Bad because he's fucking terrible, but good because he's getting his ass kicked. Fat cunt finally gets the hot tag to Tatanka. He hit the End of the Trail. A Beverly broke the pin. Tatanka wins with a sunset flip out of the Tear Drop suplex.
TO THE MOON. Sean Mooney is outside, talking with the poors who couldn't get in. They're there to see the Hulkster.
Crush vs Terry Taylor
Poor Taylor. Can't be anything but a jobber. Taylor gets hit with a weak dropkick and a press slam. Bartlett does a stupid ass Arnold impression. Was there ever a time when Crush didn't suck at everything? Crush easily wins.
We're shown the Beefer getting his face reborked by Money Inc. It was only a broken nose.
Vince conducts an in ring interview with HULK HOGAN! Hulk Hogan is here in the Impact Zone! He feels so out of place in this tiny building. Hulk was hanging out last week watching the greatest come back of all time, only to see Brutus get the crush of all times in his face, brother. "Breececase" and "Peefcake". Hulk thanks Jeeeeeeezus for making sure Brutus wasn't hurt too much. He also thanks Jimmy Hart for laying himself over Beefer's body, brother. Hulk is BACK, brotherjackdude. He brings out Brutus. He also thanks Jeeeeeeeezus and Jimmy Hart. There is no way that briefcase broke his nose. It hit him on the top of his head. Next the bring out Jimmy Hart as their new manager. This is the greatest day of Jimmy Hart's live, baby. He's dreamed of wearing the red and yellow for years. WTF. You lying piece of shit. He believes Hogan and Beefcake will be the greatest team of all time. He promises to take his vitamins every day from now own. This shit feels so out of date even in 1993.
The Undertaker vs Skinner
The majority of the match happened during commercial breaks. The show runs out of time. We'll get the finish of the match next week. Next week will also have Bret Hart defending the WWF Championship against one of the Headshrinkers.
No hour long show needs TWO Hulk Hogan interviews.
"Lucky Luke just hit the Potato Famine! It's all over!"
"What's this? The Catholic Crippler!"
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